I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back

madisoncb29

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Do you enjoy it when a man talks about his huge 10 inch dick? Do you love when he doesn't know your name, and sends you a message telling you how he'd love to wreck your pussy? How about the one who says u hav da best azz eva? Looking for that guy?

Well then dammit, I am NOT your man.

If instead you are looking for a man of average penis size, a man who wouldn't mind conversing over all sorts of topics, a man who wears glasses but pulls them off in stunning fashion, you may enjoy me.

That's not to say inappropriate topics wouldn't be on the docket because, let's not kid ourselves, look where we are. Open-minded people are always a plus.

I'm recently back after a long hiatus. Why did I come back? Because, son of a bitch, this place just knows how to bring you back.

So if all that sounds like your cup of tea, send me a message. We can talk about anything you'd like. I have a wide range of knowledge. I can answer like, every fifth question on Jeopardy, so I would say I'm pretty intelligent.

P.S. I'm a guy, if there were any questions about that. An awesome guy, but a guy nevertheless.

P.P.S. 25 years old as well, in case you are too lazy to click on my profile.
 
Do you enjoy it when a man talks about his huge 10 inch dick? Do you love when he doesn't know your name, and sends you a message telling you how he'd love to wreck your pussy? How about the one who says u hav da best azz eva? Looking for that guy?

Well then dammit, I am NOT your man.

Yet another bait and switch thread in the Personals. :mad:

keep posting you'll find somebody to chat to mate

You got fooled too didn't ya?
 
Hey, I'm new here and I can't find anyone to chat with me, so if that makes you feel any better... I'll just go back to my crossword puzzle.
 
Decided to come back for the evening, and potentially longer if I find someone awesome to talk to :) anybody around?
 
If wish they showed Jeopardy in Australia. All I know is the references to it on US sitcoms... The problem with living down under.
 
If wish they showed Jeopardy in Australia. All I know is the references to it on US sitcoms... The problem with living down under.

Remembering how much you enjoy useless knowledge, I'm pretty sure you'd love jeopardy.
 
I feel like I would be really good at it. It is something along the lines of you get given the question and have to guess the answer? Or has family guy steered me wrong :D
 
I don't always use the personals on literotica... But when I do, I stay for posts like yours <3
 
I feel like I would be really good at it. It is something along the lines of you get given the question and have to guess the answer? Or has family guy steered me wrong :D

Pretty much like that. You just have to *phrase* the answer in the form of a question. It's not like you're actually asking a question, if that makes sense.
 
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