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Most Embarrassing Sexual Experience?

TwistedJenn

TwistedJenn

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I'll share mine, Once when I was pregnant me and hubby were going at it and I sneezed and my water broke all over him and our bed. Probably wouldn't have been too bad, but he was convinced I peed on him and we just are not into that lol
 
The worst part was we showered and rushed to the hospital and they said I peed too. Everyone picked on me for a week and a half until I was induced and the doc realized I had no amniotic fluid.
 
I once fell out of bed, rolled, hit my head on the dresser, and knocked myself out.

There was an incident with a butt plug and it "disappearing". And that's all I'm telling on that one.

I accidentally dislocated someone's knee during sex once. Then helped him put it back into place.

And so many more. Sex is awkward as hell at times.
 
I did NOT just say that....

Called someone the wrong name...in the middle of sex. Well actually, that was the END of the sex.
 
I still cringe thinking about this, even years later. I was with an old girlfriend and we were getting it on in bed. We were in the late foreplay/pre sex moments where there's a lot of movement and shifting. Well at some point she zigged and I zagged, and wham! my knee and her groin collided. I felt absolutely terrible but there was little we could do besides wait for the pain to subside while I consoled her. Luckily it was nothing serious. And I'd thought I was a smooth operator.
 
My first husband and I, he was on the edge of the sofa and I was on top, I was practically bouncing in his lap riding his cock, when I went to lean back to put the palms of my hands on his knees and work my hips up and down. Well he and I were the same height, 5'8ish and you can't really do that when you are the same height and I ended up falling off and his cock became bent painfully, I mean, he was in tears! I think it kind of thwacked back at him when I fell off and hit the floor. It really hurt him, we almost went to the ER. I was absolutely mortified. :eek:

I blame it on my ADD! :rolleyes:
 
VivienneLeroux said:
I once fell out of bed, rolled, hit my head on the dresser, and knocked myself out.

There was an incident with a butt plug and it "disappearing". And that's all I'm telling on that one.

I accidentally dislocated someone's knee during sex once. Then helped him put it back into place.

And so many more. Sex is awkward as hell at times.
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These make mine seem so boring. Thanks for the laugh. You sound like fun!!! :)
 
Having some Energetic sex with an ex, She banged her knee hard on the end of the bed as I was just about to cum. For some reason the bang on the knee made her pass out. She came round with my Cum all over her Arse.
 
sereneone4u said:
My first husband and I, he was on the edge of the sofa and I was on top, I was practically bouncing in his lap riding his cock, when I went to lean back to put the palms of my hands on his knees and work my hips up and down. Well he and I were the same height, 5'8ish and you can't really do that when you are the same height and I ended up falling off and his cock became bent painfully, I mean, he was in tears! I think it kind of thwacked back at him when I fell off and hit the floor. It really hurt him, we almost went to the ER. I was absolutely mortified. :eek:

I blame it on my ADD! :rolleyes:
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I have done that too! You feel soooooo bad.
 
Few years back....new years Eve actually, hubby and I were having sex. He was fucking me hard, had a dildo(a large one) in my ass. We were really going at it...those were the good old days.
Anyway..after we were done, I started hurting. BAD. I'm pretty tiny so we were afraid we'd done something since we had never done that before.
Ended up in the ER. ..try explaining that one! Lmao...anyway, come to find out I had a large cyst on my ovary. Coincidence? Maybe...lol.
It was a rocking new years Eve.
 
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Mine was the embarassing disappearring vibrator. "Nuff said" another ex girlfriend had such a heavy molnthly flow, she used 2 tampons. Guess what I found while down there??????
 
I guess mine would be the time this gentleman got a cramp in his hamstring just as he was about to enter me. I guess that hurts really bad, and he yelled out in pain.

Startled me such that in the confusion I reflexively jerked my knee up quite forcefully. Caught him full in the balls.

He decided to call it a night, and went home.
 
using a toy in my wifes ass, i was rubbing her clit. she was ready to cum, asked to pull the toy out, and when i pulled it out some poo came out. She was so upset, but i told it not to worry, and we hopped in the shower
 
julius_1975ct said:
using a toy in my wifes ass, i was rubbing her clit. she was ready to cum, asked to pull the toy out, and when i pulled it out some poo came out. She was so upset, but i told it not to worry, and we hopped in the shower
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This is why I'll never understand anal sex. Considering what comes OUT, why would you want to put your cock IN?
 
Hans101 said:
This is why I'll never understand anal sex. Considering what comes OUT, why would you want to put your cock IN?
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Enema to clean it out. Plus have you ever seen childbirth???? That might not want youj to stick anything near a vagina!!!
 
Fanny farts.
I had a lovely GF who loved it hard and fast from behind. This often ended in fits of laughter as air pushed inside had to escape some how!
 
My girlfriend at the time and I were drunk and horny with no other options so we went back to her place where her roommate's parents were visiting and already asleep. Our plan was to be quiet but that didn't work out as planned. Got yelled at by the roommate and had to seriously apologize the next day.
 
Not as much embarrassing for me as much as my partner even though I tried like hell to reassure her. She deficated in bed. I'd heard the term "fuck the shit out of her" for many years, but that was the first time I had experienced it. I'll admit, that I got a bit rambunctious and was going at it rather energetically but when we were done, there was a little, not sure what to call it here, "ball of stuff" rolling around in the sheets. She ran off screeming and crying and I tried to make light of it as much as possible. It worked out and we continued to see each other for several months and eventually it became something to really laugh about.
 
Mine was one that certainly took the edge off the evening. I had recently met this woman, a body builder/trainer. She came over to my place one evening, a little down with a six pack to share. We hadn't been intimate before then but the beer, an hour of talking and consoling, and the candlelight I had going on in the room pointed to some adult fun. When the time came, we started making out hot and heavy and then the clothes came off. Me naked and her down to bra and panties, I couldn't wait to see and feel that body naked. I unclipped the bra and tossed it across the room while I ravished her awesome tits. And as I was sucking her nipples and trying to get her panties off, the increasing light and odor in the room got my attention. I had tossed her bra onto one of the candles, setting it on fire and the melting lycra set the table beneath it on fire too. A bottle of water and a wet towel put out the fire -- both the flames and ours -- quickly with little damage, except to our libidos for the evening. Did give us a good laugh.
 
Mine was also the same as a previous post. I also fell out of bed in the heat of the moment and smacked my head on the bed side table, my head started bleeding and I ended up needing stitches. I had to make up a story at the hospital. Fun times :)
 
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