Worst Attempts at Dirty Talk

[jhuson]

Dohhhhh!

 

[trojank]

fuck I bet Im on most of these lol xx

 

[InsatiableDsire]

Although it was meant as a compliment, having a guy tell me he wanted to "fuck the shit out of me" was a complete mood-killer.

 

[Beck31]

Comments removed

 

[UhlBWett]

Hmmmmm

Although it was meant as a compliment, having a guy tell me he wanted to "fuck the shit out of me" was a complete mood-killer.

He could have used a different metaphor............... I would tell you to call the National Weather Service and get the next name on their list, because in no time at all you'll be cumming like a Florida Hurricane........

Kisses & Lixxxx

 

[StrongMaster7]

I have thought about this a great deal. I love the "right kind" of dirty talk, but how it a lady supposed to read my mind to know what that is? I'm not sure what the answer is.

Maybe that's why I write porn stories on Lit. I can make my ladies say just what I want to hear.

 

[MILFSauce]

I love the "right kind" of dirty talk, but how it a lady supposed to read my mind to know what that is? I'm not sure what the answer is.

Same here. The right words can get me going in no time, the wrong ones and I'm completely put off.

 

[ShyJake]

What's with this talking during sex? *grunts*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I Completely suck at cyber.. So I can't help you here, Hoss..

 

[huelust]

For dirty talk to work it really needs to come from a sincere place. I think the tone of voice is more important than the language and may go hand in hand. If I am feeling aggressive, I will use aggressive language and if not something sweeter. Good cyber is hard to find. I can't really click with the script reader ( pretty much throwing every dirty word and phrase out there with no cohesion or a really monotone, tentative voice). Like anything you have to talk to your partners ahead of time to feel them out. The pre phone or cybersex conversation is the most important. When it is good, it is really really good.

A man once told me during actual intercourcse he wanted me to be his "come quick bitch." I had to hold in my laugh because it was such a bizarre phrase and totally random. This man was terrible at sex talk, but bless his heart he tried! That is all we can do sometimes.

 

[InsatiableDsire]

Same here. The right words can get me going in no time, the wrong ones and I'm completely put off.

This. Exactly.

 

[MILFSauce]

What's with this talking during sex? *grunts*

We used to talk a lot during sex. Usually it was stuff you'd sort of expect ... lovey-dovey stuff, or sexy stuff.

But sometimes it was neither of those. My ex was a hilarious story-teller and impressionist, and there were times we'd be fucking and he'd get started on some ridiculous story about the time he was lost at the North Pole or something, and before long I'd be laughing so hard I'd squeeze him right out of me.

Eventually, we'd get back down to business, but I loved those times. Only man I've ever known who would actually tell jokes during sex.

 

[InsatiableDsire]

We used to talk a lot during sex. Usually it was stuff you'd sort of expect ... lovey-dovey stuff, or sexy stuff.

But sometimes it was neither of those. My ex was a hilarious story-teller and impressionist, and there were times we'd be fucking and he'd get started on some ridiculous story about the time he was lost at the North Pole or something, and before long I'd be laughing so hard I'd squeeze him right out of me.

Eventually, we'd get back down to business, but I loved those times. Only man I've ever known who would actually tell jokes during sex.

Sex SHOULD be fun. Laughing together is very sexy.

 

[DarkPleasures]

Comments removed


Last edited by Beck31 : Today at 01:42 PM. Reason: fuck you

Wow.

 

[MILFSauce]

Sex SHOULD be fun. Laughing together is very sexy.

Totally agree