fruit masturbation aids

[trojank]

Xxxxx

 

[adambom]

Fetish fruits & veggies

Summertime: watermelon. Wintertime: boiled squash.

 

[frosty3610]

Cucumber you dig out the insides just enough for your cock and put a small hole at the other end. Warm it up in water then put oil inside and slip your cock in. Leve the hole open on the down stroke but cover it on the up stroke oh what a feeling.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Omg T realllllly!!!

I can only think about Apple Pie now eewwwww!!!

 

[trojank]

Omg T realllllly!!!

I can only think about Apple Pie now eewwwww!!!

Oh fuck Ive been rumbled, feels like Ive been caught masturbating by my younger sister lol xxx

 

[SmileyGirl]

Oh fuck Ive been rumbled, feels like Ive been caught masturbating by my younger sister lol xxx

Youuuu dirty perv *taps foot* haha

 

[SmileyGirl]

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Ahahaha!!

 

[barley13]

bannana`s

Find a large bannana and cut the end off and wrap tape around it so it doesnt split apart and scoop the insides out. It feels amazing and when you cum it`ll tastes like bannana cream

 

[trojank]

Cheers all ...some nice healthy tips too lol ......sorry F xxxx

 

[SmileyGirl]

Ok ok I'll be good hehe No more jokes. Emmm....good luck with the fruity smorgasburg ahaha!!

 

[trojank]

Ok ok I'll be good hehe No more jokes. Emmm....good luck with the fruity smorgasburg ahaha!!

Hang on you told me we were going shopping today ......get yer seedless grapes now, melons melons ...xxxx

T xxxx

 

[eric60red]

Fruit

Fruit is good for you

As to aids, for sexual enjoyment, secret is to make sure the fruit is warm, putting your dick into cold something, sort of turns me off

I have used grapefruit, I cut out a hole for entrance, oranges are not big enough. I have tried others.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Hang on you told me we were going shopping today ......get yer seedless grapes now, melons melons ...xxxx

T xxxx

Omg seee you're going to end up burning your dick off heating all that fruit in the micro haha

 

[eric60red]

Omg seer you're going to end up burning your dick off heating all that fruit in the micro haha

Smile, not that hot, just enough to take away the chill factor, it gets warmer as I thrust

 

[trojank]

Omg seee you're going to end up burning your dick off heating all that fruit in the micro haha

Never mind if the wife sees me .....fruit in the microwave ??

Errrr ......sorry love I was just .....errrr

 

[SmileyGirl]

Never mind if the wife sees me .....fruit in the microwave ??

Errrr ......sorry love I was just .....errrr

Heating me up some babana's and cream......

Omg it gets worse haha

 

[eric60red]

Heating me up some babana's and cream......

Omg it gets worse haha

I have others ways of heating things up, my hands become much warmer with friction. I do like starberries and cream though,

 

[epearce79]

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[yandere]

is this thread serious? i really can't tell, haha.

i don't think i've ever had a desire to fuck a fruit or vegetable.

 

[trojank]

A bit of both Yandere ......

 

[stickygirl]

I ran a similar thread a while back extolling the virtues of a courgette and confused our USA cousins.

You say zucchini and we say courgette...

Heat it up gently in a microwave but wrap the stalk end in foil or you'll burn your fingers holding it

Is that anything to do with that old song about a Stingray Corgette?

 

[Jaime_H]

I ran a similar thread a while back extolling the virtues of a corgette and confused our USA cousins.

You say zucchini and we say corgette...

Heat it up gently in a microwave but wrap the stalk end in foil or you'll burn your fingers holding it

Is that anything to do with that old song about a Stingray Corgette?

Still smiling over the confusion involving corgettes.....

 

[adambom]

Vegifun

Ever seen,"crooknecked", squash? It can do double duty. Boil the gourd part, leaving the neck & head out of the water. When the flesh is warm/soft, hollow out an opening to penetrate and slip a condom over the head and neck of the,"hopefully", well selected vegetable. Play safely!

 

[haveahardon]

Actually a cantaloupe is nice. Just cut a hole big enough for yourself. I would advise letting it sit out at room temp for awhile so it's not too cold!

 

[1millionsecrets]

Well i've been known to use a cold carrot. The coolness is nice. And then my Boo usually eats it ^-^. We once tried an apple.. damn thing split in half. So I ate it and we tried again with a honey dew. Just bore a hole just wide enough and leave the seeds and what not inside. Heat it for about 10-15 seconds in the microwave. Careful outside will be hot. Or just use a fresh fruit! No lube required because you left the gooey insides in. Enjoy you bloody perverts