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Thought that I'd take a spin on the movie quotes with some video game quotes.

"The hell?" Barrett, Final Fantasy 7 (just about every sentence)

"Long Live Dark Lord (under a very big rock)"
"Long Live Granz Realm (under new management)" Hero and Willy, Sword of Mana.

"Shyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt" Nall, Lunar: The Silver Star

"You...You...Ninny ninny dumb dumb poopy head"
"Um...Well said, Nall" Nall and Ramus, Lunar TSS Complete remake

"There's carnivorous trees that surrounds the tower" Typos from Phantasy Star IV

"If you tell anyone that I'm Alkaiser, I'll deactivate you." Red to BJ&K, medical Mec.
 
The greatest video game quote ever: "All your base belong to us."

Mortal Kombat-"Flawless Victory!"

Hulk from Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2-"Sign paper or Hulk smash you again!"

Deadpool from Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2-"Hey let's get Titanium man to say: 'Moose and Squirrel' (Like Boris Badanoff from rocky and Bullwinkle)."
 
Some dragon age 2 quotes. Some conversations in that game are hilarious.

Varric: opinion's are like testicles, it doesnt matter how many you have, if you kick them hard enough it don't matter.


Isabela and Leliana (if you romanced Leliana in Dragon Age: Origins and had a threesome with Isabela)

Isabela: Leliana!
Leliana: Isabela?
Isabela: "Sister Nightingale" indeed. I remember it didn't take much to make you sing.
Leliana: *laughs awkwardly*
Varric: Is there anyone in Ferelden you haven't slept with?
Leliana: Maybe we should get back to the reason I'm here.


Isabella: Apostate prostitutes? Apostitutes!


Sebastian: Is this getting you any closer to your ship?
Isabela: Huh?
Sebastian: I just don't understand why you're working with Hawke. You don't seem to care about anything we do. What's keeping you here?
Isabela: Mostly the sex. Hawke is an absolute tiger between the sheets. I mean all night, every night. Oh cute! You're blushing.


Demon: My pray got away from me because of you
Hawke: I was trying to help you out, honest to god.


Varric: "I swear it was this big!"
Isabella: "No way. I've had hundreds of those in my hands, but none that big."
Hawke: "... What are you two talking about?"
Varric: "Knives of course. Well, specifically daggers. Why? What did you think we were talking about?..."


Miner: But don't go that way, there's a HUGE dragon!
Merrill: Are we going that way? I've never seen a huge dragon before.


Anders: Is that Andraste's face on your crotch?
Sebastian: What?
Anders: Your belt buckle.
Sebastian: Oh my father had this armor made for me in honor of my ceremony for becoming a brother.
Anders: ...I wouldn't want to face the maker with his wife on my crotch.


Fenris: "I thought all dwarves had beards?"
Varric: "I must have lost it along with my dwarven sense of pride and my golden noble caste pin."
Fenris: "Really? I thought it might have fallen onto your chest."


Sandal: One day the magic will come back - all of it. Everyone will be just like they were. The shadows will part and the skies will open wide.
Bodahn: Huh? What's this?
Sandal: When he rises, everyone will see.
Bodahn: By the ancestors! What has gotten into you, my boy?
Sandal: ..Enchantment?
Bodahn: That's more like it!


Merrill: "So do you like telling stories?"
Varric: "I enjoy telling them and watching the faces of my audience get excited as I spin a tale."
Merrill: "We had a story teller in the clan."
Varric: "Did he enjoy it as much as I do?"
Merrill: "I think he did. But he did not start his stories with 'I shit you not'."
 
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From Dragonage Origins
Allistair: What are the Darkspawn doing in the tower? They're not supposed to be here.
Player character: You could always go tell them that.
Allistair sardonically: Right, Just go up to them and explain the horrible mix up they made.
 
Joker from Mass Effect 2 as Collectors board the Normandy: "Shit. Shit. Shit."
 
"YOU'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME, AREN'T YOU?" If you don't get this quote, you need to play more games. *impish grin*
 
"Someone set us up the Bomb!"

Can't remember the game, but I think it's the same one from "All your bases are belong to us."
 
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum."

Duke Nukem
 
BESIDES, SOMEONE WAS GONNA PAY FOR WHAT
HAPPENED TO DAISY, YOUR PET RABBIT.

Doom, Best game ever
 
"AH HAH. It is the Book of Mudora. With it, you can read the language of the Hylia people" Hiding elder, Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past (original version)
 
"That's just because you have the hots for her" Galuf
"Y...you could tell?" Bartz
"ANYONE could tell, bright boy" Galuf. An exchange from Final Fantasy V.
 
"Friendship... Friendship? Again?" - Mortal Kombat

"Touch me and I'll break your face!" - Killer Instinct Orchid Theme

"That's... blood. I hope it isn't Chris's blood." - Resident Evil

"I'd rather swallow a razor with a cup of acid before letting you touch me" - commander Shepard in Mass Effect (the quote may be a bit wrong sorry x_x )
 
Some oldie but goodie from Chrono Trigger:

Dalton: Make like the wind and blow outta here!

One last one from Legacy of Kain: Defiance -

Kain: Given the choice, whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire; or to challenge the fates for another throw - a better throw - against one's destiny... what was a king to do? But does one even truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars.
 
"Brains are quite rich in cholesterol."

(Android game, "Plants vs. Zombies". It's actually part of the music video that the "Sun"-flower, Zombies, and others sing during the credits when you finish the game. Hilarious. Love that game.)

Another one that you only see when you watch the YouTube video is "Get ready to soil your plants."
 
"This sword is heavy. It's heavy with the weight of its destiny. It's too heavy for you, give it back." Jack Van Burace, last knight of Arctica, Wild ARMs.
 
"Why not? Nothing to lose but my life... and I got that for free!" Setzer, FF 6.
 
Batman: "It's all a lie there is nothing wrong with you"
Joker: "Nice of you to say but you of all people should know there's plenty wrong with me. Take my blood for example I wish somebody would this stuff is killing me!!
Joker: "Oh didn't I say? I've spent weeks shipping samples of my blood to emergency rooms all over the city"
Batman: "So that's Protocal 10 poison Gotham I expected more"
Joker: "Protocal 10 never heard of it"
Batman: "So we die I'm fine with that"
Joker: "Are you? Imagine Gotham is sucking down it's last breath. Look we are running out of time I nearly had a cure and then it was taken from me!
Batman: "Who has the cure?"
Joker: "I had our cold hearted friend Mr. Freeze making it but he's gone dark on me"
Batman: "I'll find him"
Joker: "I bet you will hold tight I'll be in touch!!!!!!"

"Batman: Arkham City"
 
KattDclaw said:
I remember them both, Slut Girl more. :p
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The teacher, Miki....would totally wreck her.

Back on topic. "Welcome to Gurhal. All your future are belong to us." Moatoob Hunter's Guild clerk, Phantasy Star Universe
 
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