Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is............

spunkyE

Looking for.........
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1) to win lotto.
2) for my business to start carrying itself
3) prince charming.


Since Santa never brings me these things I'm going to go for the naughty list. I know right now there are an over abundance of these threads so here's one more. Done this in the past. guys come and go and right now most have gone. need new stimulation.

What I really want for Christmas is a new erotic email pal(s).

My requirements are:
Single/White/Male
Educated
would like for him to be age 30 to 45.

I want someone who yes is naughty/flirty in their emails.
Wants to cyber on yahoo 1 or 2 times a week if possible. Emails more often (I get bored at work and love when my phone beeps I have a message)
Be able to make me wet when we are flirting/cybering but able to carry on a conversation about everyday life, politics, sports, work etc at the same time.

If the person is on the eastern part of the US maybe it can develop into a FWB relationship.

About me:
Single, white female. 40 years old. 4'7 brunette(dyed red) w/glasses. more on the bbw side than skinny but probably more average than anything.

Loves to read and write (check out my stories in my signature). Knits. making cocks hard through my words, computer stuff hockey, nascar, has a masters degree in business/IT. Am very sarcastic but imaginative.

I am an accountant and own my own business so I'm probably a workaholic. I am really looking for some fun in my life and to make some hot new friends.

I feel that one of the most important aspects of online relationships is that you can become friends and talk just about anything but flirt also. So that is what I'm looking for. Words if used right can paint a picture whether naughty or nice. I think I'm good at this and would like someone to match my wits in our emails.

If this interests you shoot me a PM.

:rose:
 
Wow, that's an awesome post.
There's no way Santa say no to this.
Good Luck & best wishes, though
I'm fairly sure you won't need it after
reading this. :)

Awwwww sucks. thank you very much. and I must say from your mouth to Santa's ears.............lol

a few responses. we shall see if I find anyone.
 
WOW! To bad I'm on the wrong continent!:( (and on the west coast, and too old....:D)
Good luck finding someone! You seems to be a catch.:)
 
WOW! To bad I'm on the wrong continent!:( (and on the west coast, and too old....:D)
Good luck finding someone! You seems to be a catch.:)

Thanks for responding. I'm actually surprised there are a lot of views but not a lot of responses and so far no real luck.

Starting to think maybe the jolly guy doesn't exist..........lol
 
I've got two of the three lined up...

I'm 34, working as a science teacher in the midwest, so that means I'm somewhat educated. :p

You do sound quite lovely, and I do hope you find what you're looking for...
 
I'm 34, working as a science teacher in the midwest, so that means I'm somewhat educated. :p

You do sound quite lovely, and I do hope you find what you're looking for...

why thank you. giving myself a late evening bump. found one present so far. hopefully will find some more!

:rose::devil::kiss:
 
Thanks for responding. I'm actually surprised there are a lot of views but not a lot of responses and so far no real luck.

Starting to think maybe the jolly guy doesn't exist..........lol

Oh he exists. You just have to look in the right places.:)
 
Awesome descriptive post. Blew my santa wish right out of the water. I being the country girl type who enjoys lawn care. And the key to a great looking lawn is the mower . So I asked Santa for a new lawn mower. I prefer one who is tall, and shirtless.......

:)
 
All I want for Christmas

All I want Christmas
To meet another sexy lady here and start a new Srp

To me an srp is like Christmas because you get surprised by your partners reply! Christmas is Fun and so are Srp's!

Any ladies wanting to start or have me join in an srp pm me. I have some great ideas for some!
 
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