Wardrobe malfunctions

[MILFSauce]

For me, the best part of being an exhibitionist is making it look accidental. I can show as much as I like, anywhere I want, and not worry about getting into trouble. I also don't worry about being followed or whatever, which is a big consideration.

Just today, I was out shopping and stopped in to Subway for lunch. There was a middle-aged couple sitting two tables away, with the man facing me and the woman (his wife?) with her back to me. I decided I wanted to get his attention.

I went to the ladies room, took off my bra, stuffed it in my purse, and unbuttoned my top two buttons. I went back out to my table and sat down. I had tucked one of the unbuttoned loose ends back under itself, which meant that much of my upper chest was exposed. Well, hell, I wasn't showing any more than if I'd been wearing an ordinary low-cut top, but it's the unbuttoned buttons that makes the difference. Makes it look illicit. Makes men think they're getting to see something they weren't intended to see.

Sure enough, the man noticed right away. I figured he would, but it still amazes me. Do men have "cleavage radar" or something??? I pretended not to see him looking, and bent over sideways to fumble with my shoe. The loose top obligingly fell open even more, exposing a fair amount of breast. No nipple, though. I'm not that brazen .. lol.

At this point, I could tell he was having a hard time keeping up with his conversation, so I decided to cool it. Eventually his wife would notice something, and turn around to see what was distracting him. I didn't want that.

Men out with their wives make good "victims" for wardrobe malfunctions because there's no danger of them approaching me. I finished my sandwich and left.

Gave him a nice big smile on the way out.

 

[ShyJake]

Do men have "cleavage radar" or something???

You really have to ask?

 

[monoblanco]

Do men have "cleavage radar" or something???

Why yes. Yes, we do.

Thanks for making someone's day a little more interesting

I'll be going to Subway more often now...

 

[mdbigdee]

My cleavage radar in maximum can detect a nice cleavage @50 mile range.

 

[yankee13]

For me, the best part of being an exhibitionist is making it look accidental. I can show as much as I like, anywhere I want, and not worry about getting into trouble. I also don't worry about being followed or whatever, which is a big consideration.

Just today, I was out shopping and stopped in to Subway for lunch. There was a middle-aged couple sitting two tables away, with the man facing me and the woman (his wife?) with her back to me. I decided I wanted to get his attention.

I went to the ladies room, took off my bra, stuffed it in my purse, and unbuttoned my top two buttons. I went back out to my table and sat down. I had tucked one of the unbuttoned loose ends back under itself, which meant that much of my upper chest was exposed. Well, hell, I wasn't showing any more than if I'd been wearing an ordinary low-cut top, but it's the unbuttoned buttons that makes the difference. Makes it look illicit. Makes men think they're getting to see something they weren't intended to see.

Sure enough, the man noticed right away. I figured he would, but it still amazes me. Do men have "cleavage radar" or something??? I pretended not to see him looking, and bent over sideways to fumble with my shoe. The loose top obligingly fell open even more, exposing a fair amount of breast. No nipple, though. I'm not that brazen .. lol.

At this point, I could tell he was having a hard time keeping up with his conversation, so I decided to cool it. Eventually his wife would notice something, and turn around to see what was distracting him. I didn't want that.

Men out with their wives make good "victims" for wardrobe malfunctions because there's no danger of them approaching me. I finished my sandwich and left.

Gave him a nice big smile on the way out.

why does this never happen to me

 

[merryohmd]

I do not have cleaver alert but if you'd been showing some high thigh you sure would have my attention. Some of us are leg men.

 

[shark968]

Haha. You bet we do. Boob radar.

 

[werdsmith]

I think it works both ways. The ladies always know when they are being looked at...boob radar

 

[MILFSauce]

I do not have cleaver alert but if you'd been showing some high thigh you sure would have my attention. Some of us are leg men.

Oh, I often do that, too. God bless you leg men

I think it works both ways. The ladies always know when they are being looked at...boob radar

I've read that women have better peripheral vision than men.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

I've read that women have better peripheral vision than men.

Unfortunately, our X-ray vision is also not as good as we would like.

 

[MILFSauce]

Unfortunately, our X-ray vision is also not as good as we would like.

You mean you don't have a pair of those x-ray specs they used to advertise in the back pages of comics???

 

[MissMissyMiss]

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[FloridaSmoothie]

You mean you don't have a pair of those x-ray specs they used to advertise in the back pages of comics???

I did, but they broke from too much use.

 

[followmenow6969]

For me, the best part of being an exhibitionist is making it look accidental. I can show as much as I like, anywhere I want, and not worry about getting into trouble. I also don't worry about being followed or whatever, which is a big consideration.

Just today, I was out shopping and stopped in to Subway for lunch. There was a middle-aged couple sitting two tables away, with the man facing me and the woman (his wife?) with her back to me. I decided I wanted to get his attention.

I went to the ladies room, took off my bra, stuffed it in my purse, and unbuttoned my top two buttons. I went back out to my table and sat down. I had tucked one of the unbuttoned loose ends back under itself, which meant that much of my upper chest was exposed. Well, hell, I wasn't showing any more than if I'd been wearing an ordinary low-cut top, but it's the unbuttoned buttons that makes the difference. Makes it look illicit. Makes men think they're getting to see something they weren't intended to see.

Sure enough, the man noticed right away. I figured he would, but it still amazes me. Do men have "cleavage radar" or something??? I pretended not to see him looking, and bent over sideways to fumble with my shoe. The loose top obligingly fell open even more, exposing a fair amount of breast. No nipple, though. I'm not that brazen .. lol.

At this point, I could tell he was having a hard time keeping up with his conversation, so I decided to cool it. Eventually his wife would notice something, and turn around to see what was distracting him. I didn't want that.

Men out with their wives make good "victims" for wardrobe malfunctions because there's no danger of them approaching me. I finished my sandwich and left.

Gave him a nice big smile on the way out.

As a woman I have cleavage radar... Yes I am very bi and I would tell my hubby so he could see a well ...

Yes we swing

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Unfortunately, my story does not have a happy ending. It is of the only time I ever said anything to a woman about her cleavage.

I met her online and we seemed to hit it off. We arranged an informal date at a coffee shop. She arrived showing a ton of cleavage, being well endowed and the top buttons undone.

The next day while chatting online I complimented her on the “show” she put on. She basically made me feel like a sex prev. That obviously was our one and only date.

 

[followmenow6969]

Unfortunately, my story does not have a happy ending. It is of the only time I ever said anything to a woman about her cleavage.

I met her online and we seemed to hit it off. We arranged an informal date at a coffee shop. She arrived showing a ton of cleavage, being well endowed and the top buttons undone.

The next day while chatting online I complimented her on the “show” she put on. She basically made me feel like a sex prev. That obviously was our one and only date.

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What a bitch

 

[MissMissyMiss]

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[amyforfun]

I live in lower cut tops, so I do this all the time. I especially like doing it when I am with my hubby. They look so confused....Like should I stare or not. LOL

 

[kinkierman]

unintentionality intended

I love this thread, the voyeurism and the exhibitionism of it. I always enjoy a good view, whether down blouse or up skirt, and had quite a few exquisite opportunities. I have also had the fortune of getting some eye candy in clothes shops' changing areas, while waiting for my partner to try on clothes. On the other hand, I enjoy leaving her curtain slightly open for other people's incidental enjoyment.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Thanks follow and MMM for the kind words. (Never though “What a bitch” would be considered kind words, but in this case, they do.)

As a little background, I am very conservative and non-sexual in public. In a way, Lit gives me the opportunity to express sexual feelings and thoughts I would never express in public.

As an example, at a Fortune 500 firm I worked, after about a year there, a woman told me she was surprise to find out I was not married. She said many of the other women working in the department thought I was by the way I behaved.

 

[followmenow6969]

Thanks follow and MMM for the kind words. (Never though “What a bitch” would be considered kind words, but in this case, they do.)

As a little background, I am very conservative and non-sexual in public. In a way, Lit gives me the opportunity to express sexual feelings and thoughts I would never express in public.

As an example, at a Fortune 500 firm I worked, after about a year there, a woman told me she was surprise to find out I was not married. She said many of the other women working in the department thought I was by the way I behaved.

Hubby works for a Fortune500 company an what a blast we have at Christmas parties ...

 

[MILFSauce]

She said many of the other women working in the department thought I was by the way I behaved.

One could take that several different ways, I think. So I'm curious ... how did you take it? Did you perceive it as a compliment?

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

One could take that several different ways, I think. So I'm curious ... how did you take it? Did you perceive it as a compliment?

Think I know what you mean...some married men are sexual predators. I can think of a few politicians as examples!

Yes, I did take it as a compliment. Did not want to get a bad reputation. I wanted management to consider my work and not my reputation when review time came around.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Hubby works for a Fortune500 company an what a blast we have at Christmas parties ...

My favorite Fortune 500 party story was at the first one I worked, a company everybody knows. This is the story I was told, as it happened before I started working there.

One of the department managers had a pool party during the summer. While in the hot tub, one of the men took off his bathing suit and tossed it aside. A woman in the hot tub followed suit (no pun intended). What she did not know, the guy had another bathing suit under the one he took off!

 

[MILFSauce]

Yes, I did take it as a compliment. Did not want to get a bad reputation. I wanted management to consider my work and not my reputation when review time came around.

I completely agree. You want to be 100% above board in the workplace.