Responses to random requests for hookups.

Drunken_Angel

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I've no idea if anyone has any interest in this, but if you're tired of requests from strangers for hookups and have the urge to respond in one way or another, feel free to post it here.

From: Jacknificent
Subject: mmmm feeling your seduction as

I totally tent my sheet. :rose:

Reply:

Really? And yet I've written nothing in the last year. So what was it that caused you to "tent your sheets," hmm? Is it that I've a female name, an avatar? It is because I posted something and you just send out invitations for sex to anyone?

This is a forum for writers. Show me some respect.

Love, Drunken Angel
 
I've no idea if anyone has any interest in this, but if you're tired of requests from strangers for hookups and have the urge to respond in one way or another, feel free to post it here.

From: Jacknificent
Subject: mmmm feeling your seduction as

I totally tent my sheet. :rose:

Reply:

Really? And yet I've written nothing in the last year. So what was it that caused you to "tent your sheets," hmm? Is it that I've a female name, an avatar? It is because I posted something and you just send out invitations for sex to anyone?

This is a forum for writers. Show me some respect.

Love, Drunken Angel
I tend to get a lot of PMs from guys who see the image of Sailor Mars and don't bother to look at the profile.
 
I tend to get a lot of PMs from guys who see the image of Sailor Mars and don't bother to look at the profile.

That's hilarious. It really, really is. It's like spam marketing, eh? I will never have use for a longer cock unless it's inside me, and I generally don't go for that anyway. I guess they're counting on the one percent who don't delete their messages?
 
Surprisingly I don't seem to get much in the way of random hookup PMs. It's either that or my memory has selectively chosen to ignore then. Either way I haven't gotten enough to be nearly as memorably irritating as the ones people say they've received. Must be the gender neutral avatar and name
 
That's hilarious. It really, really is. It's like spam marketing, eh? I will never have use for a longer cock unless it's inside me, and I generally don't go for that anyway. I guess they're counting on the one percent who don't delete their messages?

Now if I had a sexy Sailor Mars begging me to give it to them nice and hard.....
 
Surprisingly I don't seem to get much in the way of random hookup PMs. It's either that or my memory has selectively chosen to ignore then. Either way I haven't gotten enough to be nearly as memorably irritating as the ones people say they've received. Must be the gender neutral avatar and name

I was going to say, I'll bet that's exactly what it is. There's enough ambiguity that you probably don't pop up on the typical troller's radar.
 
I haven't gotten any of these lately. Originally, when I used pretty sexually specific sig GIFS, I would see an influx of messages like "you must be a respectful girl, call me Sir" or other dumb shit. I kinda think that my choice of avatars and signature GIFS is enough of a deterrent to scare off pretty much everyone. I also mostly interact with female identified people around here, so... except for being random with Ruffles and that would be enough to make anyone run in the opposite direction.

Seriously, people, reading profiles and polite introductions do wonders. Respect personal space!
 
I haven't gotten any of these lately. Originally, when I used pretty sexually specific sig GIFS, I would see an influx of messages like "you must be a respectful girl, call me Sir" or other dumb shit. I kinda think that my choice of avatars and signature GIFS is enough of a deterrent to scare off pretty much everyone. I also mostly interact with female identified people around here, so... except for being random with Ruffles and that would be enough to make anyone run in the opposite direction.

Seriously, people, reading profiles and polite introductions do wonders. Respect personal space!

The funny thing is that I've been gone for what, a year? Nothing. Then I post something and within twenty minutes the first comes in. It's always right after a post. People trolling I guess, and yeah, they probably just go off the name.

If they bothered to read the profile, they'd realize that I only play with other women. It was a choice that I made a long time ago. I'm all for random hookups, more power to them and to those who respond. When I write though, it's never about the sex itself, its all about the story and the buildup, the dynamics. That's what makes it hot.

I can insert his "purple headed love warrior into my moist woman cave" all day long and it wont do anything for me. ~shrugs~ I just wish people would demonstrate that they can actually read before they try to initiate a sex chat.
 
I haven't gotten any of these lately. Originally, when I used pretty sexually specific sig GIFS, I would see an influx of messages like "you must be a respectful girl, call me Sir" or other dumb shit. I kinda think that my choice of avatars and signature GIFS is enough of a deterrent to scare off pretty much everyone. I also mostly interact with female identified people around here, so... except for being random with Ruffles and that would be enough to make anyone run in the opposite direction.

Seriously, people, reading profiles and polite introductions do wonders. Respect personal space!

If being random is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
 
Yeah, I'm still giggling over that gem. That reminds me of a conversation about making a thread in a specific kind of language...

I'd gotten that one when I was a kid and had found one of those steamy romance novels- a 'bodice ripper'. I never forgot it.
 
That's hilarious. It really, really is. It's like spam marketing, eh? I will never have use for a longer cock unless it's inside me, and I generally don't go for that anyway. I guess they're counting on the one percent who don't delete their messages?
I usually just toy with them for a while, before losing interest and planning to post them somewhere to be mocked.
 
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