Recording Sex

[scfl]

Polling members to see how record the audio sounds of having sex with your significant other. Does he/she know you are doing this? After recording multiple sessions do you recognize a pattern of sounds made during different acts (i.e. Oral vs intercourse)?

Since this summer I added an app (audiomemo) to my iPad and have gathered a fairly large library of recordings with my wife. She does not know I am recording as she would be too self-conscious.

Any thoughts from the board about recording sex versus video? If some else does this would they be open to trading?

 

[MissMissyMiss]

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[DoBo]

sex sounds are so hot

I love listening to people having sex, it gets me instantly hard, in fact just the thought of it is doing it for me right now.

I kind of feel the same about videos as you do MissMissyMiss, actual porn ruins my imaginative pics...

 

[scfl]

I agree. I was surprised how much it turns me on. There are times I can tell she is not in to the moment versus other times. To your other point I would never expose my wife to any embarrassment.

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Sounds are what do it for me. Voices, whispers, moans, breathing.. all of it.
I always put something on my iPod to listen to when I'm on a flight.. .so when I get pissed at the kid screaming two rows away or the football player stealing my armrest.. I just plug in and...dream

 

[LoveHerNow]

Sounds are what do it for me. Voices, whispers, moans, breathing.. all of it.
I always put something on my iPod to listen to when I'm on a flight.. .so when I get pissed at the kid screaming two rows away or the football player stealing my armrest.. I just plug in and...dream

Where are YOU on all my flights!?

 

[DoBo]

@emma the librarian

I'll never look at a lady on an Ipod on a plane the same again....

 

[scfl]

MissMissyMiss
Tried to private message you but it is full. Love to invite you to exchange personal audio recordings. That way we can try to guess the activities.

 

[youngprofesh]

xxxxxxxx

 

[MissMissyMiss]

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[DoBo]

@missmissymiss

were you playing with yourself too?

 

[emma_the_librarian]

I'll never look at a lady on an Ipod on a plane the same again....

Someone told me that he listened to one of my lit audios in his car and got stuck in traffic..no idea what the woman behind him thought when I came...that's something I haven't done in traffic... over the speakers, that is..

 

[LoveHerNow]

Someone told me that he listened to one of my lit audios in his car and got stuck in traffic..no idea what the woman behind him thought when I came...that's something I haven't done in traffic... over the speakers, that is..

You'd be a very distracting driver for me.

 

[DoBo]

funny

I'm new here, where can I find your Lit audios, I'd love to listen if I can...

 

[MissMissyMiss]

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[MissMissyMiss]

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[DoBo]

very cruel

but kind of hot, I like it when a woman teases me...

 

[emma_the_librarian]

I'm new here, where can I find your Lit audios, I'd love to listen if I can...

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=1685501&page=submissions

 

[chargergirl]

Here's some audio stuff. Don't know if it's exactly what you're looking for though.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=757418

 

[HoldYouDown]

I've had guys masturbate whilst on the phone with me. Morally I protested but I never hung up.

I wanna do this - in secret -

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=939985

 

[Beck31]

Retracted

 

[Blazexx]

Oh boy

Beck, you need to take a break. You are taking things too seriously hun.

 

[chargergirl]

Beck, you need to take a break. You are taking things too seriously hun.

Wow, no kidding.

 

[stickygirl]

Audio is so hot and who hasn't listened to the couple in the next room... well its fun for a few minutes, then you get kinda pissy because they're doing it and you're not, then you just want to shut the fuck up because you can't sleep dammit!

As for the OP trading secret recordings of his wife. Meh... that's just a wee bit creepy, but I'll laugh and laugh and laugh when she finds out and gives you hell

 

[Que]

Why would I want to record something I hear nearly every f**king night?
Maybe I am just in a really bad mood but everyime I read a guy's responce lately I really want to punch him in the f**king face for sounding like an ass!

(note to charger girl: see? i did not critizize or call bull-sh*t this time. Lol.)

Its called projection. I'm not saying that just to sound like an ass. Typically the things we HATE in others is the thing we despise about our own internal demons.

I would strongly suggest you engage in some self-reflection, some navel gazing, some mirror time. The kind of "hate men for being typically male" vitriol that you spew doesn't (likely) make you a hero to women that I am assuming you think it does. (My internal mirror says maybe "I" want to be the hero by calling you out for your Beta-fueled puke fest)

Its funny the thing that makes me want to punch you in the face the most I have done twice. Twice I wrote something like the above then deleted it.

You are all over the board with your sanctimonious, holier-than-thou pronouncements of how you are just the best husband and lover and semen depositor on the planet.

Does your wife actually read these posts over your shoulder? I HIGHLY doubt that.

You come across as an ignorant little boy that knows little to nothing about the damsels that you so quickly stroke your lance in the direction of windmills to protect.