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This corset makes me feel like Wonder Woman


Side blurt, why did my auto correct change "wonder woman" to "wonder worm"? WTF??? Is that a thing?
 
This corset makes me feel like Wonder Woman


Side blurt, why did my auto correct change "wonder woman" to "wonder worm"? WTF??? Is that a thing?

You have no idea. Recreational fishing is now even easier than shooting fish in a barrell. Oh, the wonders of Silicon Valley! ;)
 
I have to sit on my hands every time I see the "Dom Titles" thread because I wanna go in and say, "Well, 'Asshole' always worked pretty well for me."

But I suspect my input would not be terribly welcome. :(
 
I have to sit on my hands every time I see the "Dom Titles" thread because I wanna go in and say, "Well, 'Asshole' always worked pretty well for me."

But I suspect my input would not be terribly welcome. :(

if it makes you feel better, my input was "Almighty Cheese King"...which is probably just as helpful ^_^
 
I have to sit on my hands every time I see the "Dom Titles" thread because I wanna go in and say, "Well, 'Asshole' always worked pretty well for me."

But I suspect my input would not be terribly welcome. :(

On my little phone screen, I keep seeing it as "Dom Titties"
 
I have to sit on my hands every time I see the "Dom Titles" thread because I wanna go in and say, "Well, 'Asshole' always worked pretty well for me."

But I suspect my input would not be terribly welcome. :(

Haha, I just put my reaction in the snark thread.
 
The really cool awesome dream job, is somebody else's really cool awesome dream job.

I'm vacillating between sitting in bed in the dark not wanting to do anything, and eating all sorts of things that are bad for me and drinking wine.

I is a sad panda.

:(
 
I have no motivation to finish crocheting Christmas presents for the holiday party on Saturday. Also worried about what to wear to Mister's office holiday dinner.

( i _ i )
 
The really cool awesome dream job, is somebody else's really cool awesome dream job.

I'm vacillating between sitting in bed in the dark not wanting to do anything, and eating all sorts of things that are bad for me and drinking wine.

I is a sad panda.

:(

Hugs and dark chocolate to the sad yet still lovely panda.

:rose:
 
The really cool awesome dream job, is somebody else's really cool awesome dream job.

I'm vacillating between sitting in bed in the dark not wanting to do anything, and eating all sorts of things that are bad for me and drinking wine.

I is a sad panda.

:(


So sorry to hear this.

:rose:
 
The really cool awesome dream job, is somebody else's really cool awesome dream job.

I'm vacillating between sitting in bed in the dark not wanting to do anything, and eating all sorts of things that are bad for me and drinking wine.

I is a sad panda.

:(

I'm sorry!
I hope the next dreamjob that comes up is yours, and soon.
 
The really cool awesome dream job, is somebody else's really cool awesome dream job.

I'm vacillating between sitting in bed in the dark not wanting to do anything, and eating all sorts of things that are bad for me and drinking wine.

I is a sad panda.

:(

I'm sorry, CM. Keeping my fingers crossed that this didn't work out because there's something even more awesome looming on the horizon for you. :rose:
 
i just came by to pop my head in and say, i went to my first munch! it was awesome. my s/o knew where i was. i didn't have to lie. the parts of me i thought were broken and scattered are slowly coming together into one whole person. not two faces. i couldn't handle two faces. it broke me completely. i don't have to keep secrets anymore. i refuse to do that today. i like who i am turning into. i am grateful for my journey, but i would not go back. there is no anger. i am able to see beyond myself, just enough, to know that there is light and hope out there. it is my footwork that is required to get there. i can stay stuck in the past or move on. there are some situations i may be in forever, with one foot or another, but those are for reasons worth their weight in gold and love. a part of me misses this forum, but i don't regret why i broke away. if i come back, it is because i am trying to figure out my own journey. no one else's.
 
Why are socks sold in resealable bags?

Because assholes rip open the packages to take the socks out. After they've opened the package and determined they like the socks, they place the torn package back on the rack and pick up an unopened pack to purchase. Even in the resealable package they still rip them open. :mad:
 
I like the word legume

I like the word discombobulated. :D

I have to sit on my hands every time I see the "Dom Titles" thread because I wanna go in and say, "Well, 'Asshole' always worked pretty well for me."

But I suspect my input would not be terribly welcome. :(

Sounds like something to put in the 'things a sub shouldn't say' thread. Remember that one?

Someone should bump it. It was hilarious.

Why are socks sold in resealable bags?

Because socks aren't something you can buy through a bag. I'm picky about my socks - I want ot make sure they're not super thin fabric that's going to have a hole in it after three washes, and i don't want fabric with weird bumps on the inside that will drive me batty, etc.

That said, as already mentioned, some people are assholes and still rip open the resealable bags to examine the socks. I don't know if they do it to be assholes are just to stupid to notice that it's a zip lock bag.

Maybe both. :mad:
 
Tawny Frogmouths are such awesome little owls. Totally splendid.

Now if only I got to enjoy them NOT dying in the goddamned clinic... *SIGH*
 
The really cool awesome dream job, is somebody else's really cool awesome dream job.

I'm vacillating between sitting in bed in the dark not wanting to do anything, and eating all sorts of things that are bad for me and drinking wine.

I is a sad panda.

:(

I am sorry about this. These people are popping stupid pills and washing 'em down with a frosty Dr. Simpleton.

You would have done brilliantly, and will, when the real dream job pops up.

I know this from experience, and am giving you a money-back guarantee.

:rose:

i just came by to pop my head in and say, i went to my first munch! it was awesome. my s/o knew where i was. i didn't have to lie. the parts of me i thought were broken and scattered are slowly coming together into one whole person. not two faces. i couldn't handle two faces. it broke me completely. i don't have to keep secrets anymore. i refuse to do that today. i like who i am turning into. i am grateful for my journey, but i would not go back. there is no anger. i am able to see beyond myself, just enough, to know that there is light and hope out there. it is my footwork that is required to get there. i can stay stuck in the past or move on. there are some situations i may be in forever, with one foot or another, but those are for reasons worth their weight in gold and love. a part of me misses this forum, but i don't regret why i broke away. if i come back, it is because i am trying to figure out my own journey. no one else's.

Hello neci.
We have Doritos.
 
south african cream wine tonight.

:rose:

and chocolate malt balls. those were being popped before the news.
 
Looks like I've missed a lot of birthdays recently! Happy belated good wishes to all the birthday Litsters. :rose:

I am once more on the road, being a gypsy. When I'm not in motion I am working/writing, so I may not be popping my head in here much. SO! I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday, whatever it is you celebrate, and that the new year brings you everything you need and maybe a few things you want. ;)

Lots of love and hugs from the road. :heart:
 
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