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Post your questions and praises, and the LIT Oracle will respond if youre worthy enough.
 
Oh, mighty Oracle, how do I stop the nasty, black mold from growing along the tracks at the bottom of my window frames where the condensation collects?
 
Aphroditiac said:
Oh, mighty Oracle, how do I stop the nasty, black mold from growing along the tracks at the bottom of my window frames where the condensation collects?
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If the Mighty Oracle doesn't respond in a timely manner (for you may not be worthy enough) borrow one of those old Magic 8 balls that answer questions, theyre almost as helpful as the great and powerful Oracle.
 
Oh, all seeing and Mighty Oracle, when someone drops the soap in the men's shower at the gym, is it proper etiquette to pick it up for them?
 
TE999 said:
Oh, all seeing and Mighty Oracle, when someone drops the soap in the men's shower at the gym, is it proper etiquette to pick it up for them?
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The Oracle says: Only if youre worthy enough.
 
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Oh Mighty and All Seeing Oracle, I have a question.

A new bar opened recently in my neighborhood and I decided to stop in and see what it was like. Everything was pleasant and all the patrons were friendly, but I noticed there were no women present. Then I noticed several of the men were dancing together; I guess because there were no women to dance with. Then several of the men offered to buy me a beer and to be polite I accepted. After I had drank three beers, a disagreement broke out among four of the men as to who would be 'taking the chicken home' as they put it. This made me uncomfortable and, in spite of their protests, I left.

My question is: Should I continue to patronize this establishment or not? Everyone was quite friendly and hospitable, yet I don't want to be caught in the midst of another disagreement. What do you think?

-signed-

Undecided.
 
What kind of shrine is this with no idols to worship... surely the great Pilot wouldn't mind posting his junk for all to revere. :eek:
 
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TE999 said:
Oh Mighty and All Seeing Oracle, I have a question.

A new bar opened recently in my neighborhood and I decided to stop in and see what it was like. Everything was pleasant and all the patrons were friendly, but I noticed there were no women present. Then I noticed several of the men were dancing together; I guess because there were no women to dance with. Then several of the men offered to buy me a beer and to be polite I accepted. After I had drank three beers, a disagreement broke out among four of the men as to who would be 'taking the chicken home' as they put it. This made me uncomfortable and, in spite of their protests, I left.

My question is: Should I continue to patronize this establishment or not? Everyone was quite friendly and hospitable, yet I don't want to be caught in the midst of another disagreement. What do you think?

-signed-

Undecided.
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The great and powerful Oracle has spoken.
 
subdued_passion said:
I was gonna ask you how is it that you as an oracle of the shrine of Pilot (can we call it the Stone Temple (of) Pilot?) communed with your deity. It appears you have him by the balls. :D
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I'm no oracle. But my heart and mind are open and receptive to his all knowing and wise spirit.
 
Aphroditiac said:
Oh, mighty Oracle, how do I stop the nasty, black mold from growing along the tracks at the bottom of my window frames where the condensation collects?
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I think I know the answer and I'm no oracle. 1. For mould already there sprincle bicarb soda in piles over the black mould. Then sprinkle vinegar over the bicarb soda so you don't destroy the piles. Sweep it up the next day.

I'm working on prevention. Alum doesn't seem to work so I'm trying copper sulphate sprinkled over the area. It does leave the area with a greenish hue. Which is better- black or green? I'm thinking of trying borax instead of copper sulphate. I'm not sure borax will work though. Anti fungal agents in the garden centre might deserve a look if you go there for copper sulphate or any other copper mix. These should all be regarded as being toxic so do be careful.
 
hoo_hoo_boo said:
I think I know the answer and I'm no oracle. 1. For mould already there sprincle bicarb soda in piles over the black mould. Then sprinkle vinegar over the bicarb soda so you don't destroy the piles. Sweep it up the next day.

I'm working on prevention. Alum doesn't seem to work so I'm trying copper sulphate sprinkled over the area. It does leave the area with a greenish hue. Which is better- black or green? I'm thinking of trying borax instead of copper sulphate. I'm not sure borax will work though. Anti fungal agents in the garden centre might deserve a look if you go there for copper sulphate or any other copper mix. These should all be regarded as being toxic so do be careful.
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^^^^^Not approved by PILOT.
 
subdued_passion said:
What kind of shrine is this with no idols to worship... surely the great Pilot wouldn't mind posting his junk for all to revere. :eek:
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Sorry tbis is the oh so serious AH

People do not post their tits ot junk here.

That's why when I posted mine it was on a neci thread in the gb

But if you want to lead off maybe others will follow:eek:
 
lovecraft68 said:
Sorry tbis is the oh so serious AH

People do not post their tits ot junk here.

That's why when I posted mine it was on a neci thread in the gb

But if you want to lead off maybe others will follow:eek:
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Wrong.
 
lovecraft68 said:
Sorry tbis is the oh so serious AH

People do not post their tits ot junk here.

That's why when I posted mine it was on a neci thread in the gb

But if you want to lead off maybe others will follow:eek:
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A man's junk is serious business; just try laughing at it and you'll know what I mean.
 
Ya'all can feel free to ask any questions here on why JBJ is so lonely and needy that he initiated this thread. It won't take an oracle to answer those questions. :rolleyes:
 
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