xmas presents for litsters!

[Byron In Exile]

what is life if you cannot laugh?

Life isn't a fucking joke all the time.

You took me for a ride, fine... stop being a fucknig kid forever

It's irritating.

 

[Byron In Exile]

yes. and a tiara. and the moon on a stick.

it was fabulous! freebies from the dealer.

And hey, let's crash my car because I can't drive for shit.

I don't know what to make of you.

The rumor has it that some people like you.

 

[Saint Peter]

...same as riding a moped...

 

[dolf]

you should throw another Gatsby party.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I thought I was weird.

And then I met you.

 

[Byron In Exile]

...same as riding a moped...

What the fuck do you know about anything??

You're from goddammed Denver!

Let's get high on life and stuff!

Maroons...

 

[Byron In Exile]

"Let's weld some metal!"

Um... okay...

 

[Skiddles2014]

For LTR, she is gonna need these...

http://drfester.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/soft-mouth-guard.jpg
http://roaring20scush8.wikispaces.com/file/view/20090203223840!Penicillin_cures_gonorrhea.jpg/128789427/20090203223840!Penicillin_cures_gonorrhea.jpg

 

[Byron In Exile]

You know that Colorado is one of the United States, right?

It's not like... a separate thing...

 

[Saint Peter]

There has been talk about just giving you to Mexico and being done with it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Texas and California.

You are part of Mexico now.

Take care!

 

[Disgustipated]

For Byron and Dolf to share:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.998406!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/noose30n-1-web.jpg

 

[Byron In Exile]

There has been talk about just giving you to Mexico and being done with it.

Talk?

They're here.

Now who's being weird?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Texas and California.

You are part of Mexico now.

Take care!

You think this is a bad thing?

Honestly...

These guys love work.

Give them a job you think will take four hours, and they come back in half an hour... "what next, boss?"

It's fucking done.

This country could use some Mexicans.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Texas and California.

You are part of Mexico now.

Take care!

Oh, okay... I see what you're sayin'...

Dilution of the gene pool, etc...

Stick it.

 

[anchoredinocean]

How to multi-quote manual for meth heads.

How to quote for pedos.

 

[yossi]

Indiiiiiiiiiiie

http://images.oldglory.com/product/044963TJTSd.jpg

 

[Skiddles2014]

You're like a deep pit of want.

I'm still arguing with Bank of America...

This is all like a big joke to you.

When you buy something, it means it has to be paid for.

(I can't believe I'm trying to explain this to an adult)

Life isn't a fucking joke all the time.

You took me for a ride, fine... stop being a fucknig kid forever

It's irritating.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/78/7870466a6b461922ea4bff0a135f8493372fefb9b2f8e37dbf071a743d6af6c9.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

How to multi-quote manual for meth heads.

How to quote for pedos.

Have you never read the blurt thread? It's like he can't string together a half-a-thought at once.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Have you never read the blurt thread? It's like he can't string together a half-a-thought at once.

You get off on chewing my shorts.

I have a penis I'd let you suck if you'd promise to not bite it.

 

[Noor]

I go to the post office and food shopping???

WTF?

 

[dolf]

a practical gift for noor

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61wF-0AieIL._SX522_.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

That is the biggest diaphragm I have ever seen.

 

[Noor]

a practical gift for noor

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61wF-0AieIL._SX522_.jpg

Thanks but there is nothing to tie him to it though. It wouldn't be any fun that way.

 

[mamasota]

Mama

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Johnny-Depp22_1.jpg

¡Maravilloso! my very own Juanito with sombrero!
thank you, Lorita

and a little regalito for you also