Fauxy's Absurdly Large Tour Bus

[Faux_Pas]

Rooaaaad Triiip.

It's the length of a dual load Big Rig.
It's got satellite TV, a loaded bar, a hot tub, stocked kitchen, and a few "locked bedrooms" on the second flight of this double decker road monster.

http://www.bishs.com/sites/default/files/2011/01/3.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--u3mSJD_ohs/UbYoxD5RIJI/AAAAAAAAEiI/-Ux-tsWocoI/s1600/article-2338810-1A3D05C2000005DC-454_964x502.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WQULQDrRzUQ/UbYoxBlIRLI/AAAAAAAAEiM/Z3sN9FrWmkg/s1600/article-2338810-1A3D0D06000005DC-55_964x510.jpg

http://www.theluxuryspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-shot-2013-11-11-at-2.38.19-PM-300x189.png

Gas guzzler?
Absolutely.

But who doesn't want to just take a tour of the world and hit those places you've never been?

Hitchhikers welcome. The driver promised he'd stop.
Just be sure you can handle my road fee.


Our first stop?
Warm. Somewhere very warm.

I'm tired of NY's snow.

 

[Faux_Pas]

I want tim hortons.

*pushes intercom to driver*
BOBBY! I WANT TIMMYS! FIND A DRIVE THRU!
*pauses as a jarbled response comes back, then growls*
Bullshit we won't fit. COFFEE!

 

[Faux_Pas]

Ok, so maybe we couldn't fit.
My bad.

But whilst waiting for a tow truck, it does give me time to ponder a few ideas...

*grabs a notebook and curls into the plush living room seat*

1. Something based on an Android girl lusting after her human master (I'm thinking a scifi prince from another planet, or a futuristic setting with it being her creator. The human is unaware for the most part, and the Android is becoming increasingly worried on this odd behavior inside her. She is willing to protect him from anything... But this new attraction "flaw" is causing her to be far too over protective.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/9a36867fad9f7be2e7d010597233dd37/tumblr_mobqe36kcR1s0ja4to1_500.gif

2. Still want something of dueling magic wielders.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc57bd64c30372ca9ef9d7600005a4e3/tumblr_mvrmaovMMx1sjrt8ao1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/41800e9d25045b14032e416e290ee3f1/tumblr_moo7j2VrgJ1rynl9fo2_500.jpg

3. Something vampires. Yeah.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/5934b0a98b8ccc9ff18e866b6d0460ac/tumblr_moz3p2b1x81qh0iv0o1_500.jpg

4. Something off this. Because its kinda creepy and I like it.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/91b5bb007ecaa256a86b4e2851213c5d/tumblr_mw6gtyU6cR1qj2hbto1_500.jpg


5. And maybe something from this too. Love this song. Could see it being something fun and disturbing.


6. This image has a lot of things going for it. I'm seeing either a snotty daughter being passed along by her father.... or perhaps a "Missing Persons" case that's being told reverse. (That could be complicated.)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/5652740c53048af94421cf89e34fd51e/tumblr_mowa8aKkMo1rh8o7qo1_500.jpg



7. Something of a supernatural creature hunting line. Because I really like this gal. The way Madoka Magica fought with creatures has really lingered with me, so I think something of those lines. (If you haven't seen it, you really should. E got me hooked on it & its like 12 episodes long but really messed up.)
http://31.media.tumblr.com/6a109225698f4513ab18f68f7a416e74/tumblr_mp7fjiyb311rlitzfo1_500.jpg




8. Labyrinth: The Tale of Sara .... Based off This theory a friend told me. (Yes I know the name above isn't the same Sarah as the movie. That's the point!)

 

[fr33ks33k]

I really like the first two. Just sayin.

 

[Faux_Pas]

I really like the first two. Just sayin.

*pokes a freeklenose*
Oh ya do huh?

 

[fr33ks33k]

*pokes a freeklenose*
Oh ya do huh?

Gah! *rubs nose*

Yes, I do.

 

[Faux_Pas]

Fuck fuck fuuuuck!
I broke my Android's innards!!
Red triangle thingy! Noooo!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Fuck fuck fuuuuck!
I broke my Android's innards!!
Red triangle thingy! Noooo!

Alright, Fauxy. What phone do you have?

 

[Faux_Pas]

An Atrix...
Man, I was nice to this phone, too...
Only dropped it once...
... Ok twice...
Maybe 4 times...
Its too damn slippery!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

An Atrix...
Man, I was nice to this phone, too...
Only dropped it once...
... Ok twice...
Maybe 4 times...
Its too damn slippery!

First, that's what she said.

Second, is it physically broken? Or just something wrong with the software?

 

[Faux_Pas]

Its not broken broken.
Just keeps rebooting to the dying Android with a red ! Triangle floating out of its tummy.

...
Should I try dropping it again?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Its not broken broken.
Just keeps rebooting to the dying Android with a red ! Triangle floating out of its tummy.

...
Should I try dropping it again?

I would definitely not try that.

Can you get on Yahoo? That might be quicker.

 

[Faux_Pas]

I gave up and bought a PAYG because BAH!!
Thing went psycho again (and not the good kinda psycho)

I gotta keep track of the things I need to do.

Lets see:

-Get work prep prepped.
-Get Freekles' thingy recorded
-Get a thingy recorded for E
-Write that thing
-Write other things over there
-Paint things


SO MUCH STUFF AND THINGS!!

 

[Faux_Pas]

I have read 60-something issues of a comic in under 4 days.
I think my eyes are burning.

(I know you're lurking out there, you. I am not saying I don't like it, I'm just saying I need to learn to take a better break in between. So don't you start IM'ing me that grumpmode stuff.)


And.
Bomb Queen.
Is.
Fucking awesome.
I WANNA BLOW SHIT UP TOO!!

 

[Faux_Pas]

I updated my idea book.

 

[Faux_Pas]

sneak

Bomb Queen?

60 issues?

What?

E got me to read Savage Dragon because he'd been talking about it for a reaaallly long time. Now he's sending me more issues and I've read them all about as fast as he sends them.

And Bomb Queen is-
Well.
She likes to kill people with explodies and wears pants and shirts that forget they're pants and shirts.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NNS6r_z4aeg/SrgZ_MeXVrI/AAAAAAAAM6g/VaAjCG265To/s1600/bomb%2Bqueen%2B4.jpg

 

[Faux_Pas]

I found it on Comixology. Well. HE did and sent it over to me.
I have no idea where in there it is though.

 

[Faux_Pas]

Also, I think I wanna look like her.

....
........
............
OK.

 

[Faux_Pas]

I went to log out of Facebook.
It told me to log in to log out.
Dyaaah.

 

[Finadien]

*sees this unbelievable large tour bus and puts his thumb out*

 

[Faux_Pas]

Bobby, you ignorant prick.
I told you to pick up hitchhikers, not fly by them.
Dammiiiit.



I just changed my avatar and am already contemplating a change. For the holidays.

 

[Faux_Pas]

Ideas up the wazooo again.
I need to work on replies.
Somehow, Raccoon sneaked 2 past me.

 

[fr33ks33k]

Ideas up the wazooo again.
I need to work on replies.
Somehow, Raccoon sneaked 2 past me.

We raccoons are renowned for our sneakiness.

 

[Faux_Pas]

We raccoons are renowned for our sneakiness.

So I noticed!

Ok.
Today is catch up day.
And hoping maybe some pm's come in for my ideas. (Doubtful but hoping.)

 

[Faux_Pas]

It's amazing the number of fan theories on things you can find.
Like Peter Pan.... someone claimed it was canon but I can't find anything on it...
Hook and Smee aren't the true evil.
They're former lost boys who escaped Peter's punishment for growing up. They want revenge for teens Peter has killed for so long.
I thought that could be fun to play with.



Unrelated completely was a theory on the last Dr Who.
That tech places things in art.
There was 13 TARDIS' circling Gallifrey when that happened.
They all have a particular painted sign on the door...
He's always home.