Playful British Guy

[MattWolf]

I'm looking for a linguistically agile woman to help me float my boat and tickle our mutual fancies as we lead each other down the garden path. I'm interested in verbal sparring and ambidextrous banter that combines delights in the tortured innuendo, the mixed metaphor and – when appropriate – the downright crude.

I’m looking for a lady who is able to drop both alluring references and well read knickers.

I’m looking for a woman who knows that playing is serious business and that there is nothing more frivolous than business.

I’m looking for a partner in the crime of time wasting at work, the setting of dares, the exchanging of emails, the building of tension.

I am 38. Both shy and over confident. Slim but not as skinny as I was before I could afford good food.

Drop me a message, say hello but ideally say more than hello.

 

[MattWolf]

Well, that was a mighty disappointing response. Should I try again?

 

[subdued_passion]

Good on you Matt, you've learnt a new way to say this.

 

[MattWolf]

Good on you Matt, you've learnt a new way to say this.

I grin wryly. You're still employing the same successful techniques of gently (?) exploding my ego.

 

[Babslatch]

So you are playful

I do like a man who enjoys linguistic gymnastics. Well read knickers, can't answer that.

Day time chat is always preferable over working, and boundaries should have few limits.

I wish you luck with your search

 

[subdued_passion]

BTW Matt banter need not be ambidextrous if you use a hands-free device.















[SIZE="-2"](you know so your hands are free to be otherwise occupied)[/SIZE]

 

[MattWolf]

BTW Matt banter need not be ambidextrous if you use a hands-free device.

[SIZE="-2"](you know so your hands are free to be otherwise occupied)[/SIZE]

Are you talking about telephones or sextoys?

 

[MattWolf]

I do like a man who enjoys linguistic gymnastics. Well read knickers, can't answer that.

Day time chat is always preferable over working, and boundaries should have few limits.

I wish you luck with your search

I was perhaps mixing my metaphors with the well read knickers thing.

 

[Babslatch]

I was perhaps mixing my metaphors with the well read knickers thing.

I thought it was quite fun.

 

[MattWolf]

I thought it was quite fun.

good, that was the idea...

 

[MattWolf]

bump...

 

[Scheherazade73]

Oh, no self-bumping, darling. One should never have to bump one's self, especially when one is so, well, bump-able.

Perhaps you should post your bum again. It's not fair you only expose your intellectual assets when you're so much more man than that...

 

[MattWolf]

Oh, no self-bumping, darling. One should never have to bump one's self, especially when one is so, well, bump-able.

Perhaps you should post your bum again. It's not fair you only expose your intellectual assets when you're so much more man than that...

Thank you, as ever for the kind words and ego stroking, but one should never been so proud as to not self-bump.

 

[MattWolf]

Alone in a warm bed and wondering if anybody would like to play before I go to sleep...

 

[MattWolf]

a shameless self bump

 

[MattWolf]

anybody around and feeling playful?

 

[MattWolf]

Feeling frisky on these long dark winter nights?

(or alternatively summery and smug if you live in the southern hemisphere?)

 

[MattWolf]

Any pretty maidens feeling filthy during these dark winter nights and want to embrace some engorged stimulation into their lives and inboxes?

 

[SexyPhilatelist]

Yes, I am interested. However, I am in California. Is this an obstacle? Certainly. Is it an insurmountable obstacle? Unlikely.
Forgive the brevity of this message, but I would rather reserve my introduction for private conversation.
Warmly,
SexyPhilatelist

 

[MattWolf]

Yes, I am interested. However, I am in California. Is this an obstacle? Certainly. Is it an insurmountable obstacle? Unlikely.
Forgive the brevity of this message, but I would rather reserve my introduction for private conversation.
Warmly,
SexyPhilatelist

Whether distance is an obstacle, insurmountable or not, does rather depend on what the hoped for objective is...

but you indicated you'd rather talk in private, so I'll drop you a pm...

 

[MattWolf]

Fishing for bites...

 

[MattWolf]

Casting out my lure...

 

[MattWolf]

But failing to hook any fishes...

 

[Sexy_Me0508]

But failing to hook any fishes...

Perhaps you ought to change baits to those intended for women not fishes..just saying

 

[MattWolf]

Perhaps you ought to change baits to those intended for women not fishes..just saying

A valid point. Although I was suggesting (metaphorically) that I was the bait the lure and the hook...

You might comment that even then I'm best thought of as fishfood, but that would be a little mean.