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[GingerDom]

Evening all... or rather anyone who wanders in.

Hey Kisses (((((hugsssssssss))))) and 's

How are you? Long time.....


Actually, has anyone heard from Queenie???

 

[Kiss Me]

Hey Kisses (((((hugsssssssss))))) and 's

How are you? Long time.....


Actually, has anyone heard from Queenie???

Hi Dom, I'm brilliant, have you had a good day?

 

[warrior queen]

Hey Kisses (((((hugsssssssss))))) and 's

How are you? Long time.....


Actually, has anyone heard from Queenie???

I'm here
The smiley is a bit misleading, as I had a surgical procedure this afternoon and am a bit sore now...
Local anaesthetic isn't always effective, apparently.

Early bedtime and some rest will soon have me back and bouncy

 

[78falcon]

I'm a bit new here too,haven't found an Aussie spot before. I'm from the middle of nowhere in vic.

 

[blondesque]

I'm not from down under...but I swoon for an aussie accent!

 

[Davekanga]

Well then....we should chat! lol.


Its been a while since I logged on......so G'Day y'all!

 

[darkelf9]

I'm not from down under...but I swoon for an aussie accent!

We have an accent? I should use that, possibly won't work on Aussie women though...I knew I was doing something wrong....

How about...G'day, heh ya garn, nice arvo we just had, crack a tinny and pull up a pew. Want some dead horse on ya four'n'twenty

English translation: Good Day, how are doing? Nice afternoon we just had, why don't open a can of beer and take a seat. Would you like some tomato sauce on your meat pie, its quite the delicacy.

Welcome and we don't mind where your from so long as you bring cold beer

 

[darkelf9]

Evening all,

Well the Cup has been run and won for another year. Good cash day for Melbourne town, brought in millions I hear. Nice day for a horse race if a bit on the warm side. Summer weather today just under 30, but its still Spring so that means more rain is a coming. I hear more fire danger for SA in the coming days.

Welcome to all the new people and those passing thru.

WQ - you bounce? Now is that with or without chocolate? I went to the dentist last week then walked across the street to the chocolate shop. It used to be right next door but the dentist moved across the street...the cheek of him making me walk across the street to get my chocolate. Only do it twice a year.

 

[warrior queen]

Evening all,

Well the Cup has been run and won for another year. Good cash day for Melbourne town, brought in millions I hear. Nice day for a horse race if a bit on the warm side. Summer weather today just under 30, but its still Spring so that means more rain is a coming. I hear more fire danger for SA in the coming days.

Welcome to all the new people and those passing thru.

WQ - you bounce? Now is that with or without chocolate? I went to the dentist last week then walked across the street to the chocolate shop. It used to be right next door but the dentist moved across the street...the cheek of him making me walk across the street to get my chocolate. Only do it twice a year.

Apparently, I don't bounce all that well
I have bruised my tailbone and am in some considerable pain today.

Am about to take some muscle relaxants and try and get some sleep.
I may or may not be back tonight, depending on if they work or not.

 

[blondesque]

Ha, wow. Ok here is how you'd say that in "Southern"
Hey there, hows it going hun? Peach of a day! Want a cold one and set a spell?

 

[blondesque]

Really, y'all?

http://i.imgur.com/EBr689N.jpg

 

[Davekanga]

LOL....thats great.

 

[Kiss Me]

Another week nearly done, thank fuck. I need a bottle of rum, a back rub and about 10 orgasms... then I'll be a happy girl.

 

[Davekanga]

Dammit...Im only good for 8 Orgasms......maybe next time ;-)

 

[Kiss Me]

And to think I settled for one!!!!

 

[darkelf9]

Apparently, I don't bounce all that well
I have bruised my tailbone and am in some considerable pain today.

Am about to take some muscle relaxants and try and get some sleep.
I may or may not be back tonight, depending on if they work or not.

Not good WQ...now I would offer a for your tail bone...but it might cause a pain in another bone, so how about we settle for a hot water bottle

Sleep is a good healer, its the waking up and dealing with the same crap that's the problem. Hope you feel better

 

[darkelf9]

Ha, wow. Ok here is how you'd say that in "Southern"
Hey there, hows it going hun? Peach of a day! Want a cold one and set a spell?

Now when you say south...how far south are we talkin' ?

 

[Davekanga]

And to think I settled for one!!!!

Quality..not quantity ;-)

 

[darkelf9]

Really, y'all?

http://i.imgur.com/EBr689N.jpg

Sorry I've been to the States and yes most of them and I'm afraid me don't get some of the comments. Clever humour it ain't, humour at some level possibly...fuckwit factor> 5....

I'm with blondes..."really?" seems about right. And no the cleavage wasn't a deciding factor...did help to get over the line though.

 

[darkelf9]

Dammit...Im only good for 8 Orgasms......maybe next time ;-)

Ah. Ah...nope I got nothing....should I shout bingo at this stage or say "sold to the lady on the bike for 8 orgasms"...I'll just sit here sipping on Kiss Me's rum...are we there yet

 

[darkelf9]

Evening all,

Well another work week done dealing with stupid people...I wonder why I bother. New Dir appointed for first part of next year, yet another fuckwit...they must have cupboards full of them...obviously trying to off load them on someone....

I wonder if Noah has a help line? "Hello yes I would like to order a flood...well not a big one...what's your budget flood cost...what, no it only needs to drown fuckwits, ok I'll take the extra doves package, no I think one raven will suffice"

Expecting lots of rain in Melbourne town this weekend...been quite warm all week so no surprise.

 

[GingerDom]

Hi Dom, I'm brilliant, have you had a good day?

Hey Kissies (((( hugsssssssss)))) and 's

Yip not bad.....glad it's the weekend, even though I'm working most of it

I'm here
The smiley is a bit misleading, as I had a surgical procedure this afternoon and am a bit sore now...
Local anaesthetic isn't always effective, apparently.

Early bedtime and some rest will soon have me back and bouncy

Awwwww I hope you're back to your good Ol self in no time Queenie

(((((Hugsssssssss))))) and

I'm a bit new here too,haven't found an Aussie spot before. I'm from the middle of nowhere in vic.

Hey Falcon......

So are you a Ford person then?

I'm not from down under...but I swoon for an aussie accent!

I'm working on it Blonde

Well then....we should chat! lol.


Its been a while since I logged on......so G'Day y'all!

Hey Dave

We have an accent? I should use that, possibly won't work on Aussie women though...I knew I was doing something wrong....

How about...G'day, heh ya garn, nice arvo we just had, crack a tinny and pull up a pew. Want some dead horse on ya four'n'twenty

English translation: Good Day, how are doing? Nice afternoon we just had, why don't open a can of beer and take a seat. Would you like some tomato sauce on your meat pie, its quite the delicacy.

Welcome and we don't mind where your from so long as you bring cold beer

I'll have to remember some of those Buddy

 

[warrior queen]

Guess where I am?
At the airport! Waiting for my man to arrive

And after the last couple of weeks I've had, I am sooooo looking forward to a HUGE hug, and some relaxing fun (although - I have stitches and an incredibly sore tailbone, so gently does it )
Dinner tonight.... after fun.... will be scotch fillet with baked garlic-infused tomatoes, spicy sweet-potato wedges and caramelised onion and portobello mushrooms.
And bourbon.


I am a happy chicka.....

 

[Triskele]

Evening all... or rather anyone who wanders in.

Hi there, Kisses!

I'm a bit new here too,haven't found an Aussie spot before. I'm from the middle of nowhere in vic.

Hey there, Falcon. Welcome to the thread. It is impossible to be in the middle of nowhere south of the border. You're all crammed in so tight down there!

I'm not from down under...but I swoon for an aussie accent!

I just got back from Ga. I heard so many accents I'm not sure which is 'the' accent. Friendly folk.

Well then....we should chat! lol.
Its been a while since I logged on......so G'Day y'all!

Hi Dave. Welcome back.

And to think I settled for one!!!!

Can't see you 'settling' for anything. Great to see you.

Evening all,

Well another work week done dealing with stupid people...I wonder why I bother. New Dir appointed for first part of next year, yet another fuckwit...they must have cupboards full of them...obviously trying to off load them on someone....

I wonder if Noah has a help line? "Hello yes I would like to order a flood...well not a big one...what's your budget flood cost...what, no it only needs to drown fuckwits, ok I'll take the extra doves package, no I think one raven will suffice"

Expecting lots of rain in Melbourne town this weekend...been quite warm all week so no surprise.

G'day Mr Elf.
You and I both know that the upper strata self-perpetates. They will always choose their mirror image, thus supplying a revolving door of effwits.

Noah only talked in cubits. I think we lost him when we went metric.

Rain expected here too,but hasn't arrived yet. I'm hoping that it holds off til I mow!

 

[warrior queen]

So - I've woken up quite sore. Tailbone is giving me grief and I pulled a stitch so I'm bleeding from my surgical site.
This is what happens when you throw caution (and reason!) to the wind and engage in what was supposed to be 'gentle' sexual congress and instead end up going at it like an energiser bunny!
Sex is a great painkiller.... while you're doing it! Afterward, not so much

On a plus side, I am happy that he's home because the kidley and I have been unable to do some things around the place. Now they'll get done

I'm about to go cook a big brekky.... we both need it!