thecuriousgeorge
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...willing to read this whole thing. If you a woman and are still interested after my babbling, you may be a good fit
After having read literotica for literally years, I woke up about a week ago and realized
A) I should write a story instead of looking for ones that were satisfying
B) There was a whole other part of the site that I had never clicked on.
After figuring out how to set up a profile for not only the site, but also the BB, turn on PMs, and get settled (geeze, its not easy to check all the boxes is it?), I started writing my story and went off in search of an editor.
The editor is still a work in progress, but I also dipped my toes into the boards, and was instantly overwhelmed. Lots of people who obviously knew each other chatting back and forth, tons of posts that were clearly in jokes, threads that were the vision of one person… its all a bit much to take in quickly… or even slowly. I am impressed by the literacy, imagination and wit of posts (though I skip any political threads)
I’ve been online long enough to know that jumping in often ends in disaster, so I’ve been lurking on some threads, dipping in and out, leaving a comment here and there. Knowing full well that any woman who posts looking for chats is probably instantly overwhelmed, I’ve skipped those, and after seeing jboss08's post today, figured I'd put up one of my own
So who am I?
I’m a 40 year old college educated married man (yes she knows I’m online, and yes it is ok as long as its not an all consuming passion) with a job in management that has me traveling around the world. I realized long ago that staged porn doesn’t turn me on—the written word is often more erotic, which is how I found myself on literotica. I’m easily aroused by the truly sensual, but easily bored by the mundane.
Who am I looking for?
I’d love to find a woman who likes to chat, and if we hit if off, likes to explore fantasy, be it visual, written or audio. You need to have a good imagination, and be educated. I’m 40 so prefer someone around my age, but frankly age, body type, race, religion etc. don’t matter. It starts between your ears and moved down between your legs (maybe lingering on the way…)
I’m not looking for a specific type—aggressive, submissive, shy or goofy are all fine, as long as you can type and are willing to give this an honest shot. Hopefully you know the difference between The Ocean by Led Zeppelin and Ocean by The Velvet Underground, but if not its cool, I’m a good teacher. You need to be honest, drama free open to new experiences, and happy with yourself.
What are you looking for?
Hopefully someone with a quick wit, a sarcastic sense of humor and a hard cock who is interested in all of you, not just a quick fling. Someone who as interested in pop culture as erotica, in current events as in history.
Is that it? Ok, here is something no one knows about me. When I’m traveling and staying in hotels, I love to take a long bath and then spend the rest of the evening naked in my room. Satisfied you know my secret? Now you owe me one.
After having read literotica for literally years, I woke up about a week ago and realized
A) I should write a story instead of looking for ones that were satisfying
B) There was a whole other part of the site that I had never clicked on.
After figuring out how to set up a profile for not only the site, but also the BB, turn on PMs, and get settled (geeze, its not easy to check all the boxes is it?), I started writing my story and went off in search of an editor.
The editor is still a work in progress, but I also dipped my toes into the boards, and was instantly overwhelmed. Lots of people who obviously knew each other chatting back and forth, tons of posts that were clearly in jokes, threads that were the vision of one person… its all a bit much to take in quickly… or even slowly. I am impressed by the literacy, imagination and wit of posts (though I skip any political threads)
I’ve been online long enough to know that jumping in often ends in disaster, so I’ve been lurking on some threads, dipping in and out, leaving a comment here and there. Knowing full well that any woman who posts looking for chats is probably instantly overwhelmed, I’ve skipped those, and after seeing jboss08's post today, figured I'd put up one of my own
So who am I?
I’m a 40 year old college educated married man (yes she knows I’m online, and yes it is ok as long as its not an all consuming passion) with a job in management that has me traveling around the world. I realized long ago that staged porn doesn’t turn me on—the written word is often more erotic, which is how I found myself on literotica. I’m easily aroused by the truly sensual, but easily bored by the mundane.
Who am I looking for?
I’d love to find a woman who likes to chat, and if we hit if off, likes to explore fantasy, be it visual, written or audio. You need to have a good imagination, and be educated. I’m 40 so prefer someone around my age, but frankly age, body type, race, religion etc. don’t matter. It starts between your ears and moved down between your legs (maybe lingering on the way…)
I’m not looking for a specific type—aggressive, submissive, shy or goofy are all fine, as long as you can type and are willing to give this an honest shot. Hopefully you know the difference between The Ocean by Led Zeppelin and Ocean by The Velvet Underground, but if not its cool, I’m a good teacher. You need to be honest, drama free open to new experiences, and happy with yourself.
What are you looking for?
Hopefully someone with a quick wit, a sarcastic sense of humor and a hard cock who is interested in all of you, not just a quick fling. Someone who as interested in pop culture as erotica, in current events as in history.
Is that it? Ok, here is something no one knows about me. When I’m traveling and staying in hotels, I love to take a long bath and then spend the rest of the evening naked in my room. Satisfied you know my secret? Now you owe me one.
