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Dark_Dimensions

Dark_Dimensions

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Now I know all of us have our kinks. Some may be standard while others stray from the norm. Mine is one I haven’t seen on this site before, but I doubt I’m the only one that does it. I just may be one of the few to admit it. In any case, my obsession, for as long as I can remember, is vacuum cleaners.

And, for the record, I’m female.

Now I know how guys use them, something I’ve not only seen but viewed on video clips, but the way in which women use them isn’t something really talked about. Now I have seen a few clips on how a couple use them and it’s not quite how I do.

Allow me to explain.

A vacuum cleaner can actually be very dangerous around a woman’s delicate parts. I’ve fantasized about using the rotating brush, on an upright, against my lips but know (by touching with my fingers just once) that it moves way too fast. It would rip me apart long before it provided any pleasure. Besides, I’d rather not have an area that has been in direct contact with a dirty floor near my pussy. So I decided to go another route to get the pleasure I needed.

After cleaning off the area that contains the brush and hose, I get down on my knees and pull the machine between my splayed thighs so I almost straddle one corner of the front. Hand over my panty-clad crotch, to provide friction, I turn the machine on and lower myself down and onto it so my hand bumps against the plastic containing the rotating brush. The vibration against my hand, which is rubbing my clit and lips, as I bounce against it is exhilarating! Plus the noise from the machine itself is enough to send me over the edge rather quickly. I have powerful orgasms this way.

Now sometimes, while in this position, I’ll remove the hose, put it between my hand and the fabric, and let the rush of air suck against my panties and flesh as I ride the machine. I prefer it this way as the orgasm is more intense and prolonged due to the suction. Sometimes I’ll forgo the panties and just let the suction and vibration pleasure me. Since I’m multi-orgasmic, I’ll do this a few times. I’d go more than a few but given the depth of the orgasm, by about three I’m completely worn out.

The other day I got to try something I’ve longed to try. I bought a new vacuum a couple months ago and I’ve been dying to use the upholstery brush—since I figured it wouldn’t rotate as fast as the other thus I would be able to use it on my pussy. So I kept it packaged up and hidden because I didn’t want anyone else using it and getting it dirty. Having some alone time, not that my partner doesn’t know about my fetish as he does, I decided to give it a try by myself first. I got out the machine and hooked the attachment up to the hose. The brush at the end of the hose started whirling, almost making a whining sound. I giggled to myself as I positioned it between my legs. It was fast, not too fast, but if I pressed it too hard against my flesh (as I was doing in the beginning) the brush would stop rotating and the device would just suck against my lips and panties. So I put a little space between it and me and, oh my God, I was in heaven! Feeling the brush rotating against the fabric of my panties set me off a hell of a lot quicker than when I was straddling the vacuum! Now some of you enjoy prolonging orgasms, and I do as well at times, but this was great! Humping against the attachment, hearing the sound of the machine and it, and I squirted against my underwear in a matter of minutes. Afterward, needless to say I couldn’t go another round. At least not the first time. I’ve yet to use it again but I know I will.

Does anyone else have any strange kinks involving household appliances?

This also opens things up for a fantasy I’d love to have. I’d love to have someone control the vacuum and use it on me. For example, have me sit on the couch and they use the hose on my pussy, letting it suck on my panties then pulling it away slightly so I can feel the suction and airflow before it’s pressed right up against me again. And while they’re playing with me, they’re teasing me further by licking and biting at my neck, driving me wild as I beg to orgasm. Finally they attach the upholstery tool and press it against me, urging me to orgasm as they move to kneel between my legs and watch my reactions. When I finally do, the machine is turned off, my panties are removed, and the move in to clean up the mess and their reward which only makes me cum more and even harder as I love having my pussy licked.

I’m betting some of you would participate in my fantasy wouldn’t you?
 
Well damn, this sounds hot. Does your partner ever watch you participate in your act?
 
He sometimes does. Since he's not judgmental, he allows me to explore what turns me on. When I mentioned this particular kink, he was curious as he hadn't seen a woman play with one before, aside from the very few video clips out there.

So he's watched me a few times when I play by myself, just a couple, as I'm still a little shy about sharing this with him even though he's fine with it. And he has participated a few times when I asked him to. He's vacuumed between my legs before, with my laying down on my front with my legs spread and my hand rubbing my pussy and clit, and bumped the vacuum against me so I could feel the vibration of the rotating brush not only against my hand but the carpet beneath me. And he's watched me cum that way. But we haven't tried my fantasy yet. Of course, I haven't mentioned it to him either as I'm working up the courage to.
 
notme1467 said:
quite but I imagine like this............

http://fapdu.com/janessa-rides-vacuum-cleaner

would be cool to see..........:)
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I've come across that video before. Mhm, and the way she rides it in the beginning is a lot like how I do. As for what she does with the handle, not my thing. I've thought about putting the crevice tool inside, attached to the hose, but the machine would have to be turned off otherwise there's be too much suction.

I do wonder how that would feel... ;)
 
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Dark_Dimensions said:
I've come across that video before. Mhm, and the way she rides it in the beginning is a lot like how I do. As for what she does with the handle, not my thing. I've thought about putting the crevice tool inside, attached to the hose, but the machine would have to be turned off otherwise there's be too much suction.

I do wonder how that would feel... ;)
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easiest safest thing to do would be sure to open the gate on the handle so there isnt full suction. or make sure there are plenty of holes is the toy vacuum hose so it sucks but not to much... the idea of over the panties sound son fun the ......as you mentioned there are vids but the full insertion ones are more than a little risky.......:)
 
notme1467 said:
easiest safest thing to do would be sure to open the gate on the handle so there isnt full suction. or make sure there are plenty of holes is the toy vacuum hose so it sucks but not to much... the idea of over the panties sound son fun the ......as you mentioned there are vids but the full insertion ones are more than a little risky.......:)
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Good ideas. I didn't think of opening the suction gate. I may have to try that, turn it on, gate open, after I insert it. Heh, I like that idea.

And, yes, playing with the suction over the panties is great! I love it! ;)
 
Does it have to be a vacuum cleaner or can it be any machine that rotates or sucks? It is the idea or is it the physical sensation?

There are devices that can rotate brushes against your lady parts. One that comes to mind is called "Lick-A-Chick." I have also seen sucking devices that you can apply to various body parts. A place that comes to mind where you can see them is at fuckingmachines.com

I don't know if you are into that sort of thing. fuckingmachines.com is a rather extreme site. Often too extreme for my taste, anyway.

I have also seen videos from a Japanese game show where women sat on a saddle-like chair that had a wheel with paint brushes around its rim. The woman would straddle the chair and the wheel would spin the brushes against the place where it counts.

I am a technician, by trade, so I dig machines and I like the idea that machines can be used for more than just work.

YMMV.
 
Worker11811 said:
Does it have to be a vacuum cleaner or can it be any machine that rotates or sucks? It is the idea or is it the physical sensation?

There are devices that can rotate brushes against your lady parts. One that comes to mind is called "Lick-A-Chick." I have also seen sucking devices that you can apply to various body parts. A place that comes to mind where you can see them is at fuckingmachines.com

I don't know if you are into that sort of thing. fuckingmachines.com is a rather extreme site. Often too extreme for my taste, anyway.

I have also seen videos from a Japanese game show where women sat on a saddle-like chair that had a wheel with paint brushes around its rim. The woman would straddle the chair and the wheel would spin the brushes against the place where it counts.

I am a technician, by trade, so I dig machines and I like the idea that machines can be used for more than just work.

YMMV.
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I suppose and machine that rotates or sucks would work, as it's the sensation that appeals most to be if I break it down. I like the suction, love it actually, and now having a rotating brush that won't rip apart my lady parts is an added bonus - which in turn fulfills one fantasy. And, honestly, I like the sound of a vacuum cleaner too.

I've heard of the rotating tongues device as well. To me, it doesn't look like it would stimulate enough.

I checked out the site you linked and quite a few of those machines are extreme. But I wouldn't mind trying a few out, too.

As for the paintbrushes hooked up and rotating, that sounds like something I would greatly enjoy! I'm squirming right now just thinking about it!

I'm glad you replied to this thread and shared some of your ideas. ;)
 
That F-machines site looks more like a loss-leader for a porn video site than a place where you can get machines for yourself. Sure, you probably can get those machines but at what cost? (Not just money.)

I have often fantasized about giving a girl a nice, long, hot, soapy shower then rinsing her off and using a vacuum cleaner to dry her off.

As you have no doubt noticed, I also dig fur. I imagine wrapping a piece of fur around the end of the hose to act as padding or protection from the sharp metal of the opening. It's practical as well as fantasy.

Do you or your S.O. like to tinker? Try this.

Go to the hardware store and get a piece of plastic PVC pipe that will fit over the end of the vacuum hose. Cut it to size, smooth the ends with sandpaper and drill a couple of holes in the sides to act as "air valves."

Get some fur (fake/plush/fabric) and some pillow stuffing from the craft store. The things people make stuffed animals from.

Sew up a tube of plush fabric, stuff it with the stuffing, wrap it around the plastic pipe and sew/glue in place. Slip this whole contraption over the end of the vacuum hose.

You now have a nice, soft and reasonably safe contraption that you can use on whatever part of your body you like without undue worry that it will hurt you. It'll be nice and soft and furry for your lady parts.

Those holes in the pipe are there to let you regulate how much air can bypass the business end. Want more? Cover the holes. Want less? Uncover them.

I bet, for less than $50, you could have a home made pleasure toy that would really float your boat! :D

Because it's detachable, you can take it off and put it away where nobody can find it if you don't want them to see it.

Better still, you don't have to worry about the dirty vacuum cleaner coming into contact with your body. The only part that touches you is the furry part which you made specially for the purpose.

Give me some time and I'll dream up a wheel-thingy for you, if you want me to.

Be forewarned: Whatever I dream up is probably going to be furry! ;)
 
I wish

My girl runs away from a vacume cleaner and the bloody iron.

I even have to do the cooking, but I love that, I'm a good cook lol
 
Maybe if there was a reward for doing the vacuuming, she would be more likely to do the chores? ;)

I've been using my Google-Fu and I found the video from the Japanese game show I was talking about.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80922332/

The game is that three girls sit on these saddles but only one has the brushes inside. One of them gets the goodies while the other two have to fake it. The contestant has to guess which one is real.

I don't think a saddle with brushes inside, like in the video would be too hard to make.
 
Worker11811 said:
That F-machines site looks more like a loss-leader for a porn video site than a place where you can get machines for yourself. Sure, you probably can get those machines but at what cost? (Not just money.)

I have often fantasized about giving a girl a nice, long, hot, soapy shower then rinsing her off and using a vacuum cleaner to dry her off.

As you have no doubt noticed, I also dig fur. I imagine wrapping a piece of fur around the end of the hose to act as padding or protection from the sharp metal of the opening. It's practical as well as fantasy.

Do you or your S.O. like to tinker? Try this.

Go to the hardware store and get a piece of plastic PVC pipe that will fit over the end of the vacuum hose. Cut it to size, smooth the ends with sandpaper and drill a couple of holes in the sides to act as "air valves."

Get some fur (fake/plush/fabric) and some pillow stuffing from the craft store. The things people make stuffed animals from.

Sew up a tube of plush fabric, stuff it with the stuffing, wrap it around the plastic pipe and sew/glue in place. Slip this whole contraption over the end of the vacuum hose.

You now have a nice, soft and reasonably safe contraption that you can use on whatever part of your body you like without undue worry that it will hurt you. It'll be nice and soft and furry for your lady parts.

Those holes in the pipe are there to let you regulate how much air can bypass the business end. Want more? Cover the holes. Want less? Uncover them.

I bet, for less than $50, you could have a home made pleasure toy that would really float your boat! :D

Because it's detachable, you can take it off and put it away where nobody can find it if you don't want them to see it.

Better still, you don't have to worry about the dirty vacuum cleaner coming into contact with your body. The only part that touches you is the furry part which you made specially for the purpose.

Give me some time and I'll dream up a wheel-thingy for you, if you want me to.

Be forewarned: Whatever I dream up is probably going to be furry! ;)
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This is true. Not only would the machines be expensive, truly out if my price range, but they'd no doubt want to use them on me and film it. As much as I don't mind sharing a bit of information about myself and perhaps a photo or two, I like knowing that some things are discreet, especially from family members who I'd rather not know about certain things.

In any case, I rather like your idea. Fur can be fun and I love the feel of it against my flesh. I've never had it near my lady parts, but there's a first for everything. So I just may try out your idea sometime.

As for the other, I'm all ears...or eyes in this case. ;)

JackVettriano said:
My girl runs away from a vacume cleaner and the bloody iron.

I even have to do the cooking, but I love that, I'm a good cook lol
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Pfft! I'd be running to it, the vacuum that is, especially if you were going to use it on me! :D

Worker11811 said:
Maybe if there was a reward for doing the vacuuming, she would be more likely to do the chores? ;)

I've been using my Google-Fu and I found the video from the Japanese game show I was talking about.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80922332/

The game is that three girls sit on these saddles but only one has the brushes inside. One of them gets the goodies while the other two have to fake it. The contestant has to guess which one is real.

I don't think a saddle with brushes inside, like in the video would be too hard to make.
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That looks like fun! Hah!
 
My impulse is to say to make a furry tube attachment to over the end of the hose. It's not too expensive and would make a good experiment.

Cover the whole tube in fur and stuff it with batting. Make it soft and cushy. You can use it any place on your body that feels good, with or without suction.

I can be impetuous at times. If I had a lady to use it on, I would be getting into the car and heading to the store right now.

But, that's just me... ;)
 
brushes

i have a friend who has a certain fascination for brushes. she also has a shoe polishing machine, if you can imagine that! pm me and i can explain
kathleen
 
Worker11811 said:
My impulse is to say to make a furry tube attachment to over the end of the hose. It's not too expensive and would make a good experiment.

Cover the whole tube in fur and stuff it with batting. Make it soft and cushy. You can use it any place on your body that feels good, with or without suction.

I can be impetuous at times. If I had a lady to use it on, I would be getting into the car and heading to the store right now.

But, that's just me... ;)
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Heh, if only you were closer. But it is something I may have to try.

Delak said:
i have a friend who has a certain fascination for brushes. she also has a shoe polishing machine, if you can imagine that! pm me and i can explain
kathleen
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Ooooo! If a shoe polishing machine works the way I picture it in my mind, then I have a pretty good idea as to how she may use it. ;)
 
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