Isolated Blurt Thread

[mynameisben]

Three microorganisms walk into a bar and order a drink.
“We'll have a martini,” declares the amoeba.
“Make it a double,” the bacterium adds with much bravado.
“And make it extra dry,” says the paramecium with a knowing wink.
The bartender rolls his eyes but says, “Coming up.”
When the cocktail is served the tiny trio scramble up to the lip of the glass and dive right in.
All three microorganisms are killed instantly on contact with the drink, due to the antiseptic property of alcohol.

 

[Worker11811]

Puppy biscuit!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Las Vegas, two weeks away...

 

[Handley_Page]

Hooray !
I caught one this afternoon!
Big Bream.
then it started to rain !

 

[slyc_willie]

Some people make me laugh.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I play a weekly poker tournament in a bar poker league. We normally play on four 8 person tables. Two small octagonal tables, and two mid-length folding poker tables. Normally, when we drop down to 16 players, we would combine to the two folding tables (because they are bigger and more comfortable). Simple math, right? Well our current tournament director is power tripping and refuses to combine until we are down to 14 players. So last night I combined the small table that I was at without his permission. Fuck him. We shouldn't need to ask to combine. We should only have to give him the courtesy of telling him that we are combining.

 

[desertslave]

I had forgotten how much I love PA in the fall. I'm back 'home' because my mom is terminally ill, so the circumstances suck, but I feel sort of like these beautiful days are my consolation. The trees are on fire with incredible leaf colors, the deer are grazing on fallen acorns, and the variety of birds (and adorable chipmunks) at the feeders are entertaining.

 

[_Lynn_]

Snow flurries this morning. I suppose that means I should turn on the heat.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I want some Cheetos.


I don't have any.

 

[_Lynn_]

I want some Cheetos.


I don't have any.

I feel your pain. I want diet Dr Pepper.

I can't have any.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I feel your pain. I want diet Dr Pepper.

I can't have any.

Oh, the can'ts, don'ts, and wants in our lives suck!!!!

 

[johneb87]

I want some Cheetos.


I don't have any.

I have a box of lunch sized bags. Care to share?

I think I need to find some warmer work pants if I'm going to take the bus home this late on a regular basis.

 

[_Lynn_]

Oh, the can'ts, don'ts, and wants in our lives suck!!!!

I won a Keurig so maybe I will find a replacement for my diet Dr Pepper.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I have a box of lunch sized bags. Care to share?

I think I need to find some warmer work pants if I'm going to take the bus home this late on a regular basis.

Yeah, then I'll warm you up.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I won a Keurig so maybe I will find a replacement for my diet Dr Pepper.

Hahaha! Good for you, but you don't drink coffee, do you?

 

[_Lynn_]

Hahaha! Good for you, but you don't drink coffee, do you?

No, but it comes with a night at a Hilton.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

No, but it comes with a night at a Hilton.

Cool! You sharing that prize with someone?

 

[johneb87]

Yeah, then I'll warm you up.

Oh, I like that solution better.

 

[_Lynn_]

Cool! You sharing that prize with someone?

Haven't thought about what I'll do with it yet.

 

[johneb87]

Haven't thought about what I'll do with it yet.

*waves hand* Oh, me me me me, can I come too? pleeeeaassseee?

 

[YoursSINSerely]

*waves hand* Oh, me me me me, can I come too? pleeeeaassseee?

There ya go, Lynn.


They're all lined up for you!

 

[slyc_willie]

DONE!

I'M FRICKIN' DONE WITH MY FINAL!

FUCK YOU, ORACLE AND SQL!



. . . I feel better now.

A little.

 

[johneb87]

DONE!

I'M FRICKIN' DONE WITH MY FINAL!

FUCK YOU, ORACLE AND SQL!



. . . I feel better now.

A little.

Congrats, Willie!!! Never did Oracle, but I remember taking a class on how to design a SQL database.....never again.

Added note, nothing like playing real life Frogger to catch your bus on the other side of the street.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Congrats, Willie!!! Never did Oracle, but I remember taking a class on how to design a SQL database.....never again.

Added note, nothing like playing real life Frogger to catch your bus on the other side of the street.

DONE!

I'M FRICKIN' DONE WITH MY FINAL!

FUCK YOU, ORACLE AND SQL!



. . . I feel better now.

A little.

I used to be a dBASE guru. Then, I had to learn Acess. I was so lost.
Congrats to Willie. I know how much SQL sucks, too.

 

[_Lynn_]

*waves hand* Oh, me me me me, can I come too? pleeeeaassseee?

I'll keep it in mind.

There ya go, Lynn.


They're all lined up for you!

Uh huh. Thanks, Sins.

DONE!

I'M FRICKIN' DONE WITH MY FINAL!

FUCK YOU, ORACLE AND SQL!



. . . I feel better now.

A little.

Congrats.