Dear Litster...

[Treasured]

Dear standing in the shadow litster

You know I don't like you standing there.

Hand holding litster

 

[SimplyMsT]

Estimado Litster,

A menudo me pregunto cómo lo está haciendo y te extraño mucho.

Es difícil poner una cara falsa sabiendo que todavía siento algo por ti.

Ojalá no tuviera que luchar contra ella.

te echo de menos

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Cuddlebear Litster,
Wake your lazy ass up and listen to me whine.
Sad and lonely Cuddlebug Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Perpetually Busy,

It would have been worth the effort. Just a little more time, a bit more interest... a few more concessions. It breaks my heart, really, because you are special, but I refuse to dwell.

And for the rest of the known world who reads this:
I'm done with being the one who makes all the effort. If you can't make the time or make yourself available the way I make myself.... then it will never be more than an "internet thing" which, I've made abundantly clear I'm not down with..

~Signed,
Done With Mini-Rant For Now..

 

[imnauti]

Dear Perpetually Busy,

It would have been worth the effort. Just a little more time, a bit more interest... a few more concessions. It breaks my heart, really, because you are special, but I refuse to dwell.

And for the rest of the known world who reads this:
I'm done with being the one who makes all the effort. If you can't make the time or make yourself available the way I make myself.... then it will never be more than an "internet thing" which, I've made abundantly clear I'm not down with..

~Signed,
Done With Mini-Rant For Now..

Dear Litster,

Sometimes I think Lit needs one of these...
http://pauldunay.com/images/like.png

Well said.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear English Litster,
It's a long ways to go for sex. But hey, it might be fun
Not totally against the idea Litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Cuddlebear Litster,
I know eating your McDonald's fries was the highlight of your day. But I'm still waiting for a call back. Also, when you have microwave bacon, you can't say you cooked bacon. You microwaved it or heated it. Don't lie to yourself. SpaghettiO's do not count as making spaghetti, for your information.
A very bratty Cuddlebug Litster
PS: did your wife tell you that you're not allowed to cook?

 

[SmileyGirl]

Dear Cuddlebear Litster,
I know eating your McDonald's fries was the highlight of your day. But I'm still waiting for a call back. Also, when you have microwave bacon, you can't say you cooked bacon. You microwaved it or heated it. Don't lie to yourself. SpaghettiO's do not count as making spaghetti, for your information.
A very bratty Cuddlebug Litster
PS: did your wife tell you that you're not allowed to cook?

Dear bratty cuddlebug litster

Papa can't cook???? How is he ever going to impress you with those culinary skills
Papa you better book some cooking lessons

Laughing Smiley Girl Lister

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear bratty cuddlebug litster

Papa can't cook???? How is he ever going to impress you with those culinary skills
Papa you better book some cooking lessons

Laughing Smiley Girl Lister

Dear Laughing Smiley Girl Litster,
It's ok, he has a credit card.....I hope.
Spoiled Cuddlebug Litster

 

[MrsMellowCake]

Dear not totally against the idea Litster

It would be the most expensive sex you've ever had but it would be worth every penny.

Can definitely handle you English Litster x

 

[SmileyGirl]

Dear Papadoc litster

You never even invited us to the wedding
*taps foot*

Sorry I missed the partaaaaay litster
hahaha!

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Papadoc litster

You never even invited us to the wedding
*taps foot*

Sorry I missed the partaaaaay litster
hahaha!

Dear Missed the Party Litster,
Was I the bride?
Hoping she didn't miss her wedding day Litster

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Hoping she didn't miss her wedding day Litster.
Glad to see your Avatar back, I detect a little bitterness this morning.
Wondering if I may offer a hug and hoping that will help.
Signed Wide awake and bored Litster.

Dear Wide Awake Litster,
Thanks *hugs* for you too. I'm not sure why I should be bitter, but if you think so your wish is my command.

Bitter and Bored Litster

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear "Anonymous" Litster -

Your notes to me over the last couple of days have made me smile no end. I'm glad that you still feel that way. I always worry that I've become... boring. But I'm very glad to be of assistance that way.

Your "Go-to" Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear (Finally) Litster,

You have me smoking a cigar now.

Signed,

Your HC Litster.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Go To Girl

Getting better each time.

~ Anonymous

 

[Pondlife]

Dear someone else's goto litster
You never get dull
cold and shivering litster

 

[perkyT]

Dear litster,

My unsolicited...& unwanted opinion.

Grow a thicker skin. Wrap your heart in graphene. What does it matter what others think? Pffft...tell 'em to fuck off & go about your merry way.

Works for me peskyperky litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear litster,

My unsolicited...& unwanted opinion.

Grow a thicker skin. Wrap your heart in graphene. What does it matter what others think? Pffft...tell 'em to fuck off & go about your merry way.

Works for me peskyperky litster

Dear Works for me peskyperky litster,

I try... I really do.

Signed,

*Pinching your nipple* Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear litster,

My unsolicited...& unwanted opinion.

Grow a thicker skin. Wrap your heart in graphene. What does it matter what others think? Pffft...tell 'em to fuck off & go about your merry way.

Works for me peskyperky litster

Dear lesson learned the hard way litster,

Great advice.

~ me.

 

[photograph]

Dear Litster,
Did you ever stop to think that posts like that may be the reason people seem to be put off?

Just Sayin' Litster

 

[perkyT]

Dear Litster,
Did you ever stop to think that posts like that may be the reason people seem to be put off?

Just Sayin' Litster

Dear Litster,

*stops & thinks...thinkthinkthink*

Ohhhhh, I see Litster

 

[Pondlife]

Dear peskyperky Litster
Here's some glitter don't tell her where you got it from
blackmarket glitter gifter

 

[Pondlife]

Dear just sayin litster
me?
Paranoid litster?

 

[perkyT]

Dear Works for me peskyperky litster,

I try... I really do.

Signed,

*Pinching your nipple* Litster

OWWWIE!

Dear lesson learned the hard way litster,

Great advice.

~ me.

Dear me

Pffft. It wasn't that HARD.

Pesky Litster