What does your voice sound like?

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

you should tape something for us, james.

I'm working on it. Lemme see if my webcam will do it.

 

[dolf]

I've written to bg in oz, bg has written to me from oz, i've talked to bg on an oz number, i'm not the only person here who has and at least one other litster has met bg in person. her accent hasn't changed in all the years I've been here. that would be some impressive fakery.

 

[girlsmiley]

Yikes! What'd be the point of faking an accent?

Meh. I don't even care.

I don't believe for one second that bg is Australian. I'll put it on ignore because I am dog fucking tired of reading the ignoramus shit it posts about Australia.

Over it.

 

[Wrong Element]

I should have called more people stupid fucking cunts I know. My fiance laughs every time call someone a retarded fuckjob because he says it sounds really incongruous coming out of my mouth.

I do have a really atypical Aus accent, though. You hear it out of WA or SA sometimes, where they're not that far removed from their English roots. But I don't know where I got mine as I didn't descend from the English and I didn't grow up around many English people. I tend to just be very precise with my enunciation of words and I think that's just what it ends up sounding like.

On the other hand when I get very agitated and talk really fast I start sounding SUPER american.

I just assumed you picked your accent up at school. Like Cambridge.

Wait,

PabloPlunder assured us you were a boy.

Pablo is sometimes mistaken for male as well.

I'm working on it. Lemme see if my webcam will do it.

Oh, that's fine, we really don't need the video.

 

[Sean]

I don't think I've ever read this much bull in my life.

First of all, you thought that Manly = Northern beaches. WTF. You said you were a Melbourninan when it's actually spelled Melburnian. You went as far as posting links on how to spell it your way even though 99% of the Australian population DO NOT spell it that way, and now you even speak like a pom.

You're not Australian.

Bitch, you're a liar and a fake and I spotted that shit MONTHS ago.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ct6rqBcPReM/TjSkHPOt6CI/AAAAAAAAAcY/Cga-9q1hPSQ/s320/Mr_Mackey.jpg

 

[dolf]

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ct6rqBcPReM/TjSkHPOt6CI/AAAAAAAAAcY/Cga-9q1hPSQ/s320/Mr_Mackey.jpg

that still makes me laugh. I have my kids doing that line too now.

 

[Killswitch]

i was so pleasantly surprised by KS's voice. so friendly and chipper!

Thanks Baddy. I actually have a good voice and I sing too but I sound like such crap on this thing.

You. Don't. Have a Michigan accent. People are going to freak out.

lol

 

[girlsmiley]

I've written to bg in oz, bg has written to me from oz, i've talked to bg on an oz number, i'm not the only person here who has and at least one other litster has met bg in person. her accent hasn't changed in all the years I've been here. that would be some impressive fakery.

So she lives in Australia. Wow! She must be Australian!

Fucken hell.

 

[Sean]

So she lives in Australia. Wow! She must be Australian!

Fucken hell.

She sounds like an aussie, you lunatic. Just a very posh one.

 

[Killswitch]

Who pissed in Girlsmileys wheaties.

FFS.

BG's genuine.

She's not indigenous to Australia.

 

[girlsmiley]

She sounds like an aussie, you lunatic. Just a very posh one.

Hahahahaha!

 

[dolf]

she's lived there at least 9 years, just from my contact with her.

...maybe it's that Asians don't count as real ozzies to some people. I hear that's a pretty common bigotry over there.

 

[Adre]

she's lived there at least 9 years, just from my contact with her.

...maybe it's that Asians don't count as real ozzies to some people. I hear that's a pretty common bigotry over there.

So if I should up and move to Rome I'm Italian?

 

[dolf]

So if I should up and move to Rome I'm Italian?

she's always lived there, you dork. her mother moved there.
but she's constantly accused by certain persons of not being a real ozzy. apparently she doesn't do things the way the real ozzies do.

i'm suggesting the most logical explanation as to why that is.

 

[girlsmiley]

Who pissed in Girlsmileys wheaties.

FFS.

BG's genuine.

She's not indigenous to Australia.

Indigenous? No, my partner is indigenous. I know the difference.

Genuine? Rubbish. She's not from here, mate. At least, I don't believe she is.

Hey, I've asked her: "You're not really from here, are you?"

And she didn't reply. You know why? Because she's not from here.

It's not even a big deal, I'm just tired of reading the bull about Australia. She doesn't know squat about this place, and yeah, it irks me. So what?

Let's move on, shall we?

 

[Killswitch]

she's lived there at least 9 years, just from my contact with her.

...maybe it's that Asians don't count as real ozzies to some people. I hear that's a pretty common bigotry over there.

I was wondering if this had anything to do with it.

 

[dolf]

I was wondering if this had anything to do with it.

you read about it happening *shrug*

 

[IndieSnob]

I don't think I've ever read this much bull in my life.

First of all, you thought that Manly = Northern beaches. WTF. You said you were a Melbourninan when it's actually spelled Melburnian. You went as far as posting links on how to spell it your way even though 99% of the Australian population DO NOT spell it that way, and now you even speak like a pom.

You're not Australian.

Bitch, you're a liar and a fake and I spotted that shit MONTHS ago.

You really REALLY need one of those jackets that makes you hug yourself because you end up harming yourself.

Looney-Fucking-Tunes.

 

[Killswitch]

Maybe BG lives in Jersey and got that accent working at Outback Steakhouse.

 

[dolf]

Maybe BG lives in Jersey and got that accent working at Outback Steakhouse.

has her post redirected through oz, and flies over to oz whenever a litster wants to call her. because only 1% of ozzies spell like she does.

 

[Not Normal]

So she lives in Australia. Wow! She must be Australian!

Fucken hell.

What crawled up your ass and died?

This was a really fun thread until you decided to piss all over it.

 

[CHNOPS]

All those guys who thought they were cybering a real Australian are going to VERY embarrassed right about now. Conflicting....!

 

[Wings]

I just hope her dick is abnormally large.

 

[Wrong Element]

All those guys who thought they were cybering a real Australian are going to VERY embarrassed right about now. Conflicting....!

Wait. Are you telling me Hugh Jackman isn't actually Australian?

 

[evesdream]

if this applies to me, this applies to you!

your voice makes my ears happy. and your words make the rest of me happy.

Thank you