What does your voice sound like?

[Aquagal]

Bring the beer!

 

[Killswitch]

i love the way you say sausage and jack cheese.

HHHHot Italian Sausage and Sweet Italian Sausage.

another sexy voice.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I sound as unattractive as you could imagine.

 

[artemesia_g]

I want bg to read me bedtime stories every night.

 

[islandman]

I sound like like a bunch of guys.

And, I do voices.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

There could be a contest - or a passtime - match the boobs/testicles etc to the voice. I'd fail.

 

[Sean]

BG is the most British sounding Aussie I've ever heard in my entire life.

 

[mamasota]

mamasota, tu gatita es bien maldita. debes enseñarnos tus piernas. te gusta tacones?

http://media1.fashionfreax.net/outfits/4f310c570881d_f528764d624db129b32c21fbca0cb8d6

Found it!
this is what I needed to make a really strong impression on that JaimeJohnsonofa yesterday.
Sí neci nena, me gustan tacones, gracias and now you see my piernas!

 

[SigmundFraud]

I like women who sound like they have a dick in their mouth. Preferably mine.

 

[Wrong Element]

BG is the most British sounding Aussie I've ever heard in my entire life.

Yeah, you really only catch the Aussieness in individual words here and there. Clearly she's posh and has been misleading us all along.

I, on the other hand, have not misled a soul: I sound like a Midwestern dork. Think David Letterman, but even more Poindexter-y.

 

[cleaver]

here lie lies

 

[Not Normal]

A little bit of...

ME!

MMMMM sausage

 

[sweepthefloor]

here lie lies

this is a bedtime story voice.

 

[butters]

one day i shall have a fixed computer, or a new one, that allows me to hear all these. though i still remember some from before.

 

[SigmundFraud]

A little bit of...

ME!

Wait,

PabloPlunder assured us you were a boy.

 

[evesdream]

here lie lies

How compelling.

 

[evesdream]

I think Laurel should ban BG from ever typing her posts again. She and a few others should only be allowed to post to threads with living voice.

 

[IndieSnob]

I think Laurel should ban BG from ever typing her posts again. She and a few others should only be allowed to post to threads with living voice.

Seconded.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg78o7hJkWU

My old lady says I sound like Robert Conrad, I think he sounds like my Uncle Randy.

 

[bg23]

Yeah, you really only catch the Aussieness in individual words here and there. Clearly she's posh and has been misleading us all along.

I, on the other hand, have not misled a soul: I sound like a Midwestern dork. Think David Letterman, but even more Poindexter-y.

I should have called more people stupid fucking cunts I know. My fiance laughs every time call someone a retarded fuckjob because he says it sounds really incongruous coming out of my mouth.

I do have a really atypical Aus accent, though. You hear it out of WA or SA sometimes, where they're not that far removed from their English roots. But I don't know where I got mine as I didn't descend from the English and I didn't grow up around many English people. I tend to just be very precise with my enunciation of words and I think that's just what it ends up sounding like.

On the other hand when I get very agitated and talk really fast I start sounding SUPER american.

 

[bg23]

I think Laurel should ban BG from ever typing her posts again. She and a few others should only be allowed to post to threads with living voice.

if this applies to me, this applies to you!

your voice makes my ears happy. and your words make the rest of me happy.

 

[bg23]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg78o7hJkWU

My old lady says I sound like Robert Conrad, I think he sounds like my Uncle Randy.

you should tape something for us, james.

 

[bg23]

i was so pleasantly surprised by KS's voice. so friendly and chipper!

 

[girlsmiley]

I do have a really atypical Aus accent, though. You hear it out of WA or SA sometimes, where they're not that far removed from their English roots. But I don't know where I got mine as I didn't descend from the English and I didn't grow up around many English people. I tend to just be very precise with my enunciation of words and I think that's just what it ends up sounding like.

On the other hand when I get very agitated and talk really fast I start sounding SUPER american.

I don't think I've ever read this much bull in my life.

First of all, you thought that Manly = Northern beaches. WTF. You said you were a Melbourninan when it's actually spelled Melburnian. You went as far as posting links on how to spell it your way even though 99% of the Australian population DO NOT spell it that way, and now you even speak like a pom.

You're not Australian.

Bitch, you're a liar and a fake and I spotted that shit MONTHS ago.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I don't think I've ever read this much bull in my life.

First of all, you thought that Manly = Northern beaches. WTF. You said you were a Melbourninan when it's actually spelled Melburnian. You went as far as posting links on how to spell it your way even though 99% of the Australian population DO NOT spell it that way, and now you even speak like a pom.

You're not Australian.

Bitch, you're a liar and a fake and I spotted that shit MONTHS ago.

Yikes! What'd be the point of faking an accent?