What does your voice sound like?

[Byron In Exile]

Fan of Dorothy Parker me too "Interview" speaks loudly to me
Can I hear the poem you read?

I read, against my better judgement, the introduction to Don Juan to someone on the phone.

Do I get credit for that?

I got talked into it.

 

[mamasota]

tu gatita es bien maldita. debes enseñarnos tus piernas. te gusta talcones?

And now she brings it!

I always knew you were dangerous.

Neci was talking to me, ok?

unless you've got nice legs, and want to give me a little pussy?

*for this I get a new dress, bendito sea vale

 

[dolf]

this thread just gets better.

 

[Byron In Exile]

No no no. I e-married the best girl.

Just saying.

You had your eyes set...

Fuck me for being late to that party.

 

[mamasota]

Seriously. You sound like someone speaking from the bottom of a trash can.

The voice is fine... but man...

Did I miss something? We were auditioning for what again?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Well okay but don't drop me.

Oh seven hells... up against the door?

I'll do it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Killswitch may just be the man for all Four fucking Seasons.
Let it be, Byron, we are not having this conversation.
You should be counting stars right about now
even the fox let his voice be heard.

Why, Ed...

Are we cross?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Yours was awesome too.

Pretty much.

Farrah took names and stuff.

 

[dolf]

Byron sounds like Kermit.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Byron sounds like Kermit.

Oh! Get him to sing The Rainbow Connection!

PS Love your vocal contribution.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Did I miss something? We were auditioning for what again?

We're auditioning for YOU not being a little girl who needs to urinate.

How would that be?

 

[mamasota]

I read, against my better judgement, the introduction to Don Juan to someone on the phone.

Do I get credit for that?

I got talked into it.

Good Lord, Byron! I thought You would choose your oral partners better.

Credit? You careless child.

And Giovanni still spanks his red monkey, excited passion much?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Byron sounds like Kermit.

Are you doing Ed Bailey now, too?

I'll stab your hand in a moment.

We're west of the Mississippi, you know...

 

[Byron In Exile]

Good Lord, Byron! I thought You would choose your oral partners better.

Credit? You careless child.

And Giovanni still spanks his red monkey, excited passion much?

I didn't say I was proud of it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Oh! Get him to sing The Rainbow Connection!

PS Love your vocal contribution.

When was the last time you contributed anything?

Bagging on dipshit idiot Sean doesn't count, btw.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

When was the last time you contributed anything?

Bagging on dipshit idiot Sean doesn't count, btw.

Scroll back big boy.

 

[dolf]

Are you doing Ed Bailey now, too?

I'll stab your hand in a moment.

We're west of the Mississippi, you know...

you so would not stab me. ed bailey?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I can't figure out how to do the recording stuff on my phone, so a description will have to do, plus you people are crazy. I have a deep soft speaking voice for a bird. I speak with a general American accent. When I'm excited I talk fast. When I'm angry I talk slow and deliberate. I pick up subconsciously other people's accents when I talk to them, which can be annoying. I can imitate a southern accent well, I sound stupid trying to do a New York or Jersey accent.

Voice like a song bird. I give my seal if awesome.

 

[neci]

http://www.voki.com/pickup.php?scid=8629706&height=267&width=200

omg. farrah. you gave me warm fuzzies all over the place.

i tell boring stories, sorry

https://audioboo.fm/boos/1619416-bg-is-crazy

i love your voice! i could snuggle up fall asleep easily with your words.

And now she brings it!

I always knew you were dangerous.

i'm just a big pussy.

Neci was talking to me, ok?

unless you've got nice legs, and want to give me a little pussy?

*for this I get a new dress, bendito sea vale

let's go shopping! byron's paying.

 

[girlsmiley]

You had your eyes set...

Fuck me for being late to that party.

I didn't, actually.

It just... happened. I'm so glad.

She is smart, sexy, sweet... I could go on and on.

She's adorable and I love her.

 

[mamasota]

We're auditioning for YOU not being a little girl who needs to urinate.

How would that be?

Stinging retorts, By. Good for you.

Pissing contests are your especialidad, not mine,

I doubt I will ever lose my faith in your lame excuse for handholding.
Same man who procrastinates about a fuck date.

 

[Aquagal]

A little bit of...

ME!

 

[neci]

A little bit of...

ME!

i love the way you say sausage and jack cheese.

 

[Aquagal]

i love the way you say sausage and jack cheese.

I had to make that twice, I always catch myself intentionally saying snausage.

 

[thør]

A little bit of...

ME!

I'll be by at 7p.