What's your beef?

[thør]

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This week, police in Xi’an province reported that they had found and seized more than 22 tons of fake beef at a local factory.

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[gotsnowgotslush]

Chinese counterfeiters are going to new lengths in their hunt for riches - fake tofu. According to mainland media, fake tofu, made with chemicals and cheap starch.

http://www.scmp.com/frontpage/international

 

[SeaDaddy1]

This is precisely why I read the labels and don't buy any food shipped from China.

 

[Noor]

Trust no one.

 

[thør]

LOL......the label will say: Imitation beef made from pork and other chemicals.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

LOL......the label will say: Imitation beef made from pork and other chemicals.

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[thør]

Any melamine in that beef?

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I'd stop at the words 'imitation beef' and put it back like I'd been zapped with a taser gun. You know, like "FDfuckingA" approved.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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http://z.mfcdn.net/store/manga/2859/06-048.0/compressed/biomeat_v06_090.jpg

Bio-Meat: Nectar
aka: Bio Meat

Bio-Meat: Nectar is a Survival Horror action manga by Fujisawa Yuki. It takes place in Japan Twenty Minutes into the Future, where a world food shortage and growing landfill problem plague humanity. Researchers in Japan, through the magic of genetic engineering, create Bio-Meat, or B-M for short. They are genetically modified creatures that are easy to breed, and provide a viable food source for the whole world. In addition, they will eat anything, even inorganic materials like plastic and vinyl, with the exceptions of glass, fiberglass, and metal.

The main character is Maaya Kan, an elementary school student who has recently moved from Osaka to Tokyo, and is having trouble adjusting due to his violent personality and strange sense of humor. The area he lives in is right outside the B-M processing facility, and when an earthquake strikes, there is a containment breach and the little suckers break out and run amok in town.

Did we mention they eat anything?

Now Kan and his fellow classmates have to try and survive the onslaught of B-M, as well as the Government's efforts to cover it up. Despite being a shounen series, the sheer amount of fatalities and gore are astounding. Runs for 12 volumes.

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[warrior queen]

And this, good people, is precicely why I grow, kill and cook my own meat.

 

[Liar]

And this, good people, is precicely why I grow, kill and cook my own meat.

You don't grow meat. You raise it.

These guys grow meat.

 

[the_kuntess]

You don't grow meat. You raise it.

These guys grow meat.

You either run or grow your own stock here in Australia or NZ

 

[girlsmiley]

You either run or grow your own stock here in Australia or NZ

Raise, bro.

People get confused. It's the lingo.

Run, because they're in a run. Or you run the shop

Grow, because we grew them from scratch.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Beef Jerky!!!

 

[lovetoread]

I wonder what kind of seeds you would need to grow meat.

 

[MonaLittle]

That's so gross. Makes you almost want to become a vegetarian.

 

[Wings]

Amen!

 

[Liar]

I wonder what kind of seeds you would need to grow meat.

Maybe Beefsteak Begonia seeds?

 

[pink]

That's so gross. Makes you almost want to become a vegetarian.

The key word there is ALMOST.

 

[Aphro]

In China it seems they eat anything. Before I clicked the link, I was expecting it to be dog and cat meat.

 

[SigmundFraud]

In China it seems they eat anything. Before I clicked the link, I was expecting it to be dog and cat meat.

I see no problem with eating cat or dog.

Because you look at them as pets you are squeamish.

Poodlekabobs really are not that bad.

 

[neci]

i love the chinese. i wonder if any of these chemicals can be traced to syria.