Free association thread

[SamScribble]

Cock of the walk.

'Lo Sugar.

Hi, Honey

Walk the talk

 

[Handley_Page]

Hi, Honey

Walk the talk

[Mornin' all]

I want to ride my bicycle. . .

 

[SamScribble]

[Mornin' all]

I want to ride my bicycle. . .

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'd look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do,
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'd look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two.

Aaaagh, no! The torture I suffered hearing Piglet play that on the violin! How can you get that tune wrong? OMG! OMG!

http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/earplugstore_2021_4533603.jpg

No no, guys, these are for your ears

 

[Handley_Page]

Aaaagh, no! The torture I suffered hearing Piglet play that on the violin! How can you get that tune wrong? OMG! OMG!

http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/earplugstore_2021_4533603.jpg

No no, guys, these are for your ears

You need a sound-proof room for her to practise in.

 

[NaokoSmith]

You need a sound-proof room for her to practise in.

I'm thinking M's study in the James Bond movies. The old ones with the padded door and panelled walls. Maybe I could get one of those to take my netbook into while she plays in the rest of the house?

I could decorate it with tartan wallpaper and stag's heads.

 

[SamScribble]

I'm thinking M's study in the James Bond movies. The old ones with the padded door and panelled walls. Maybe I could get one of those to take my netbook into while she plays in the rest of the house?

I could decorate it with tartan wallpaper and stag's heads.

Hello, Honey

Tartan wallpaper? Hmm ... Mrs Brown, perhaps.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs._Brown

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm thinking M's study in the James Bond movies. The old ones with the padded door and panelled walls. Maybe I could get one of those to take my netbook into while she plays in the rest of the house?

I could decorate it with tartan wallpaper and stag's heads.

You'd better come and have a word with our local Gamekeepers & Vets.
We've hundreds of the blighters round here.

 

[NaokoSmith]

You'd better come and have a word with our local Gamekeepers & Vets.
We've hundreds of the blighters round here.

I have a very handsome vet already. However I am willing to interview any number of other ones.

Lady Chatterley's Lover.

 

[SamScribble]

I have a very handsome vet already. However I am willing to interview any number of other ones.

Lady Chatterley's Lover.

Lady Lovely's chatter

 

[johneb87]

Lady Lovely's chatter

Chit-chat

Probably the only thing that keeps me sane these days.

 

[Handley_Page]

I have a very handsome vet already. However I am willing to interview any number of other ones.

Lady Chatterley's Lover.

I meant, for the Stags Head !

I hate having a cold

 

[NaokoSmith]

I meant, for the Stags Head !

I hate having a cold

Oh dear! Lemsip and snuggles in bed is what the Dr. prescribes.

Lady Lovely's chatter

'Lo Sugar

Chit-chat

Probably the only thing that keeps me sane these days.

No man is an island.

And women are whole continents full of mystery and surprises and all sorts of intriguing nooks and crannies!

I'm thinking of a fabulous Australian poem in which the poet is on a drunken ramble through the city and sits by an old lady on a bus. He compares her face to a map which the most dedicated lover would spend hours tracing over and exploring. I'll try and find it.

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh dear! Lemsip and snuggles in bed is what the Dr. prescribes.

[1]
'Lo Sugar

No man is an island.

And women are whole continents full of mystery and surprises and all sorts of intriguing nooks and crannies!
[2]
I'm thinking of a fabulous Australian poem in which the poet is on a drunken ramble through the city and sits by an old lady on a bus. He compares her face to a map which the most dedicated lover would spend hours tracing over and exploring. I'll try and find it.

[1] Ah, but with whom ?
[2] Whilst I did not spend a long time doing it, I was struck by the lines of one lady's face; she'd been a Quality thing in the factory making Lancasters.
And - boy has she got some tales to tell !

 

[NaokoSmith]

[1] Ah, but with whom ?
[2] Whilst I did not spend a long time doing it, I was struck by the lines of one lady's face; she'd been a Quality thing in the factory making Lancasters.
And - boy has she got some tales to tell !

[2] The old ones are the best.

[1] Give more details of the line-up of beauties eagerly awaiting snuggles, and we will be happy to help you choose.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1045000/images/_1048623_lineup300.jpg

 

[Handley_Page]

[2] The old ones are the best.

[1] Give more details of the line-up of beauties eagerly awaiting snuggles, and we will be happy to help you choose.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1045000/images/_1048623_lineup300.jpg

better pics please

 

[SamScribble]

better pics please

Maybe just clean your glasses, HP

 

[NaokoSmith]

Maybe just clean your glasses, HP

I think they are Misty.


"I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree," she says hopefully

'Lo Sugar

 

[SamScribble]

I think they are Misty.


"I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree," she says hopefully

'Lo Sugar

Hi, Honey

Kitten up a tree? Call the Fire Brigade!

 

[Handley_Page]

Hi, Honey

Kitten up a tree? Call the Fire Brigade!

You mean - the Move?

Oh the old ones are sometimes the Best.

 

[SamScribble]

You mean - the Move?

Oh the old ones are sometimes the Best.

Flowers in the Rain

Thanks for the reminder, HP

 

[Handley_Page]

Flowers in the Rain

Thanks for the reminder, HP

Blackberry Way ?

or this one. . .

 

[NaokoSmith]

Blackberry Way ?

or this one. . .

LOL, I enjoyed those! Especially the fire brigade . I don't know any Moves, of course .

We have big fat blackberries growing in our lane. Piglet and I are going to pick them and make a crumble. Today she's going to make toad in the hole.

 

[SamScribble]

LOL, I enjoyed those! Especially the fire brigade . I don't know any Moves, of course .

We have big fat blackberries growing in our lane. Piglet and I are going to pick them and make a crumble. Today she's going to make toad in the hole.

I do hope that Piglet will not be using real toads - unless of course she has harvested them by hand

 

[Handley_Page]

LOL, I enjoyed those! Especially the fire brigade . I don't know any Moves, of course .

We have big fat blackberries growing in our lane. Piglet and I are going to pick them and make a crumble. Today she's going to make toad in the hole.

Making holes is not easy. The toad tries to escape.

I do hope that Piglet will not be using real toads - unless of course she has harvested them by hand

And carefully.