Crimes of Passion

[Phelia]

Mother Teresa fucking sure of it.

Say it saint so!

 

[lovetoread]

Just for the record, I'm gonna hash tag every tweet with #mole.

 

[Saint Peter]

Say it saint so!

I promise not to make a habit of it.

 

[Wings]

Ain't nothing but a V thing.



Where V = Vatican

Get it?



Get it?

 

[Adre]

This thread sucks ass and some people did not distinguish themselves at all.

(I was going to delete the above, but I was thinking it, so what the fuck.)

 

[girlsmiley]

I was again making a joke and she's taking it literally and offensively and without any sense of humor.

It was too soon for me to be receiving "jokes" about you seducing a 14 y/o boy. You knew it was too soon for me and went ahead anyway. I was trying to understand and you just wanted to rub my face in it.

Not cool.

I'm pretty much the same one on one. Don't worry honey, I won't try to seduce you. You're the wrong gender and clearly too old for me, and so very, very smart about how grownups work.

 

[girlsmiley]

You're cute when you're riled, but no, still not attracted.

Commence fucking my shit up.

It's 10 am here.

And this post was just weird. I don't understand it at all.

Fuck it.



Has anyone been watching Top of the Lake?

It's a new show on TV. I'm hooked.

 

[Adre]

Has anyone been watching Top of the Lake?

It's a new show on TV. I'm hooked.

Saw it here in the US, and loved it. Beautiful scenery.

 

[NatashaluvBoris]

This thread sucks ass and some people did not distinguish themselves at all.

(I was going to delete the above, but I was thinking it, so what the fuck.)

It does suck ass but not in good rimjob kind of way - nope not at all.

 

[Lorilei]

And this post was just weird. I don't understand it at all.

Fuck it.



Has anyone been watching Top of the Lake?

It's a new show on TV. I'm hooked.

Saw it here in the US, and loved it. Beautiful scenery.

Excellent show! I probably even tweeted about it.

 

[girlsmiley]

Saw it here in the US, and loved it. Beautiful scenery.

Excellent show! I probably even tweeted about it.

New Zealand is beautiful. Is Holly Hunter really that grey? Holy cow I hardly recognised her. Her character cracks me up. At first I wasn't sure where the writers were going with the story, but then stuff keeps happening and yeah. Hooked. Oh, and the naked "crazy bitches" at Paradise? Totally believable. But that's another thread.

 

[Lorilei]

New Zealand is beautiful. Is Holly Hunter really that grey? Holy cow I hardly recognised her. Her character cracks me up. At first I wasn't sure where the hell the story was going, but then stuff keeps happening and yeah. Hooked. Oh, and the naked "crazy bitches" at Paradise? Totally believable. But that's another thread.

I don't know if she's really that gray, but she's a local gal, so I'm contractually obligated to watch her.

 

[MonaLittle]

I don't know if she's really that gray, but she's a local gal, so I'm contractually obligated to watch her.

Why does it seem like so many celebs come from your neck of the woods?

 

[Lorilei]

Why does it seem like so many celebs come from your neck of the woods?

I know! It's freakishly weird. We're not all that special in general. It's odd.

 

[eyer]

I wouldn't be leaving because I people think less of me. I'd be leaving because people I thought were otherwise reasonably intelligent aren't worth talking to. Now with the way I see the place, I probably can't feel anything less than claustrophobic.

"leaving" is an excellent word...

...GO is even better.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

New Zealand is beautiful. Is Holly Hunter really that grey? Holy cow I hardly recognised her. Her character cracks me up. At first I wasn't sure where the writers were going with the story, but then stuff keeps happening and yeah. Hooked. Oh, and the naked "crazy bitches" at Paradise? Totally believable. But that's another thread.

Holly Hunter is grey!?!?

 

[girlsmiley]

Holly Hunter is grey!?!?

Her hair!

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Her hair!

ohhhhhhhhhhh...o.k.

my bad

 

[girlsmiley]

What?

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[neci]

:tweets:

that's it. to the pope's office.

 

[Killswitch]

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Ohhhh...

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Mother Teresa fucking sure of it.

Mother Theresa? I fucked 'er.

She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

 

[eyer]

Believe that or don't, I'm not here crowing about it being a great thing everybody should do. I'm listing it under "crime" and it's not something I'm proud about, but it is something that happened. To me it was an emotional and not a physical relationship, but was it still outside of what is considered lawful? Yes.

Do I think I did the kid some good? Yeah, actually I do. Do I think I could have been charged with a crime? Yep. If my daughter or son had a relationship with a person that much older, would I freak out? Hell yes.

.....

 

[Laurel]

And despite the hundreds of times I and other people have pointed out what a lying shit bag he is, we will still get the same bullshit: "Show me one of my lies".

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/00/Facedesk.jpg

 

[Ishmael]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/00/Facedesk.jpg

Careful girl, you can hurt yourself doing that.

Ishmael