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agreed!
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agreed!
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You will indeed... and in some detail!
Educational voyeurism? That sounds like a new artistic category -- or, at least, a convincing excuse.
It's actually a cream colour. The clothing is called "whites", though, in line with the cricketing protocol that all terminology must be confusing and/or arcane.
I couldn't afford to buy colour film.
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Good start. I particularly like the placing of the ball!
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Only if you want him to talk you to sleep - most boring game ever!
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Oh really? I know nothing about cricket.
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I think you and I should go watch MF play .... and when we're bored, I'll think of something to stop you falling asleep!
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I think you and I should go watch MF play .... and when we're bored, I'll think of something to stop you falling asleep!
Deal!! That paddle thingy looks handy!
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I would like it, a Mindfondler cricket explanation sleep audio!
Do you think it would work better than listening to waves?
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I think you and I should go watch MF play .... and when we're bored, I'll think of something to stop you falling asleep!
May I come too?
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The Cricket Kit Strip - Stage 2 (5 photos)
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Woot! So neat and tidy too!
Why is there a bird on the bat?
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The Temptress likes your ball placement.
Tali, cricket must be boring (to watch). This is an example of a cricket joke.
Ex-pat Yorkshireman
A Yorkshireman had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail.
One day, he got the following telegram:
'Regret father died this morning STOP early hours. Funeral Wednesday STOP Yorkshire two hundred and one for six STOP Boycott not out ninety six.'
Tali, cricket must be boring (to watch). This is an example of a cricket joke.
Ex-pat Yorkshireman
A Yorkshireman had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail.
One day, he got the following telegram:
'Regret father died this morning STOP early hours. Funeral Wednesday STOP Yorkshire two hundred and one for six STOP Boycott not out ninety six.'
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Damn it MF! You make those silly pants look good! But we need to see those thighs!
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The Temptress likes your ball placement.
Tali, cricket must be boring (to watch). This is an example of a cricket joke.
Ex-pat Yorkshireman
A Yorkshireman had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail.
One day, he got the following telegram:
'Regret father died this morning STOP early hours. Funeral Wednesday STOP Yorkshire two hundred and one for six STOP Boycott not out ninety six.'
Please explain.
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Warming up nicely, I think!
The joke is that there are more words about the cricket than the dead father. Not particularly funny, tbh.
The joke is that there are more words about the cricket than the dead father. Not particularly funny, tbh.
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Thanks!
To a cricketer (more specifically, a batsman), that's a high compliment.
You don't need a commentary! Just refer to the notorious tea towel (click link).
I'm quite adept at wielding that paddle thingy.
It's a representation of a kookaburra -- an Australian bird. Cricket is big in Australia as well as in England, and the manufacturer of my bat is Australian.
That outfit really becomes you and you have some really nice forearms too!
Thank you very much! I don't think I've had my forearms complimented before.
You might just get what you want.
You've already seen my thighs!
The joke isn't really about cricket itself, but rather is aimed at the stereotype of a Yorkshireman. The idea is that the Yorkshireman abroad would be as keen to know about the score from the county cricket match as to hear about his father's demise. Geoff Boycott is a famous Yorkshire and England cricketer from the 1970s.
Hope that helps!
Yup, that's about it. It's also not particularly representative of Yorkshiremen.
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