Crimes of Passion

[HoHoBomb]

you are powerful

 

[IndieSnob]

I saw Zappa at the Armadillo World Headquarters.

*neeners

If you proceed to tell me it was the set of shows he did with Beefheart, I'll puke. Also, I hate you.

I hate you even more.

Laurel, I changed my mind. If I could go back in time and meet anyone, it'd be Fata's family. Put something in the drink so she wouldn't be born.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

In America, everyone want to find party. In Russia, party find you!

http://cdn.tundraheadquarters.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/yakov-smirnoff-joke.jpg

 

[Wings]

I just want someone to post here whilst wearing the swan dress, is that too much to ask?

 

[Laurel]

From earlier:


So did you have a stroke or what?

We deserve better.

Maybe he's got a more talented understudy?

A Swede would be fun, too - but more authentic, no Muppetsy stuff.

 

[Laurel]

I just want someone to post here whilst wearing the swan dress, is that too much to ask?

This.

 

[cjh]

If you proceed to tell me it was the set of shows he did with Beefheart, I'll puke. Also, I hate you.

heh. no. i'm old but not THAT old.

here's the set list: http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/frank-zappa/1980/armadillo-world-headquarters-austin-tx-13d0e1a9.html

i love "the torture never stops."

 

[IndieSnob]

heh. no. i'm old but not THAT old.

here's the set list: http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/frank-zappa/1980/armadillo-world-headquarters-austin-tx-13d0e1a9.html

i love "the torture never stops."

City Of Tiny Lights can be a real scorcher live.

Hmmm, 1980. That must have been Chad Whackerman on drums, and I think Adrian Belew would have been gone by then. Probably Scott Thunes on bass as well.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"Hi may name is Sasha. I am from the Karagandy Province in Kazakhstan. I immigrate to Moscow, Russia as boy with my family to pursue dance. I now immigrate to America as man to pursue a better life and to get American girlfriend."

But bet she not be blackski girlfriend. Blackski girls no good.

Is better whiteski girlfriend who act blackski. Likeski Miley Cyrus.

http://media.heavy.com/media/2013/06/m4.gif

http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/t_full/v1377519764/miley-cyrus-vma-twerk.gif

I likeski when Miley appropriateski blackski girls style and does the twerkski. Even though she has no ass-ski.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/miley-cyrus-flat-ass-vma1.jpg

 

[cjh]

City Of Tiny Lights can be a real scorcher live.

Hmmm, 1980. That must have been Chad Whackerman on drums, and I think Adrian Belew would have been gone by then. Probably Scott Thunes on bass as well.

i was trying to figure out the year. he played the erwin center the next year, which is a huge basketball drum. terrible venue for a show like that.

i'm glad i made the armadillo show. it was probably torn down be 81.

 

[Byron In Exile]

We deserve better.

Maybe he's got a more talented understudy?

Problem is he not Kazakh, but one of Uzbeks, who are not good for much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hCCCRAcTAA

 

[IndieSnob]

Wait, I wonder if we could get the Leningrad Cowboys to post here!

Still one of the best films I've ever seen.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If you proceed to tell me it was the set of shows he did with Beefheart, I'll puke. Also, I hate you.




I hate you even more.

Laurel, I changed my mind. If I could go back in time and meet anyone, it'd be Fata's family. Put something in the drink so she wouldn't be born.

People have tried that in books and films with Hitler and it never ends well for them. Be warned.

 

[IndieSnob]

People have tried that in books and films with Hitler and it never ends well for them. Be warned.

Don't worry. I'll write an ending where you drown in a big vat of cheap liquid cheese.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Where's Mikhail Baryshnikov when you really need him?

http://www.onlinedress.ru/media/galery/wysiwyg/2013/01/28/th546_0_51068abaec6a0.jpg

http://megolivia.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/leibovitz_gallery_baryshnikov.jpg

 

[Lorilei]

True story, I met Vonnegut (long story, ex-fiance was a book publicist). It was one of those moments where I wish I wouldn't have met one of my heroes, I'll leave it at that.

Oh, and my favorite Jerry Springer episodes?

The one where he had both The Mentors & Gwar on the same episode. El Duce was being El Duce, totally antagonizing a woman who had been raped, and then Gwar totally called him out for being an absolute shitbag.

The other one would have been when Peter Steele from Type O Negative was on an episode about rock groupies after he'd been in Playgirl. That guy was the ultimate douchebag, and a totally fucked up looking guy.

You know what makes me sad? That you have a favorite Jerry Springer episode.

 

[Sasha_Lyazzat]

From earlier:









So did you have a stroke or what?

Yes stroke from boredom. I read much hatred here. Same peoples hang together to harass who they disagree. Main attack is for to make accusation of Alt or just call name instead of discuss subject. It is free forum and all do as like which is good. I mostly ignore such behavior as mostly not give shit. I had hurt nobody here. If wish to attack I not give shit. Sad regarding internet anonymous that people feel it is license for to be jackass. Too this fine as I not give shit. I am just place these people on ignore as they not worth having conversation. CHNOPS I read as he very humorous. He so concerned over my validity. Maybe for he had internet affair with man posing as girl for several year. I sensitive to his issue and not bite back. Instead I offer hugs for him. I use Microsoft Word for better understanding of my writing like now. If not like me place on ignore. If you just wish to harass I place you on ignore. I not give shit. I just think many here wish just for to be mean with immunity as in life they get ass kicked. Just my thought.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

A Swede would be fun, too - but more authentic, no Muppetsy stuff.

I vote for Puma Swede.

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/01/10/previews/Puma%20Swede-ADB-023208.jpg

https://skitch-img.s3.amazonaws.com/20091104-jpdtd8dgtmd3jwpyu89pd94fb1.jpg

http://img.desmotivaciones.es/201112/426pxPuma_Swede_DSC_0150.jpg

 

[Sean]

Yeah, someone do an Icelandic person. Bjork-like to avoid issues.

And I still want a Fin.

The problem is, these people don't seem to do requests.

Last Fin I met was on the party boat between Stockholm and Helsinki. He kept insisting his cousin was Doctor Alban, the "It's my life" guy. He was very drunk. There again, everyone on that boat was very drunk.

 

[subdued_passion]

Yes stroke from boredom. I read much hatred here. Same peoples hang together to harass who they disagree. Main attack is for to make accusation of Alt or just call name instead of discuss subject. It is free forum and all do as like which is good. I mostly ignore such behavior as mostly not give shit. I had hurt nobody here. If wish to attack I not give shit. Sad regarding internet anonymous that people feel it is license for to be jackass. Too this fine as I not give shit. I am just place these people on ignore as they not worth having conversation. CHNOPS I read as he very humorous. He so concerned over my validity. Maybe for he had internet affair with man posing as girl for several year. I sensitive to his issue and not bite back. Instead I offer hugs for him. I use Microsoft Word for better understanding of my writing like now. If not like me place on ignore. If you just wish to harass I place you on ignore. I not give shit. I just think many here wish just for to be mean with immunity as in life they get ass kicked. Just my thought.

This!

 

[bronzeage]

I just want someone to post here whilst wearing the swan dress, is that too much to ask?

Do you want pics, or will you just take my word for it?

 

[subdued_passion]

Where's Mikhail Baryshnikov when you really need him?

http://www.onlinedress.ru/media/galery/wysiwyg/2013/01/28/th546_0_51068abaec6a0.jpg

Nice.

http://megolivia.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/leibovitz_gallery_baryshnikov.jpg

Look at the tension in the leg, but how calm the face is. Beautiful.

 

[Sean]

Seems the powers that be redacted the original post. Laurel, at least, thinks it involved sexual contact with a minor.

 

[alabama]

Seems the powers that be redacted the original post. Laurel, at least, thinks it involved sexual contact with a minor.

Yup. She doesn't intervene like that often.

 

[Saint Peter]

You should have seen her butthole redact when I presented it with the Asshook.