Hey, Ulaven_Demorte...

And the sex, can Russian men do more than just fuck?

Are you speaking gay act? If so I not know. I not ever concern with gay sex. Russia have many gay as anywhere else I feel. Russia not care what adult do in bedroom. Mostly concern regarding public display.
 
Oh god it's like listening to someone drown a cat! Will you people stop encouraging Sasha to post! Fucking Jen causes less anurisms per post!
 
Oh god it's like listening to someone drown a cat! Will you people stop encouraging Sasha to post! Fucking Jen causes less anurisms per post!

You need hug. I see you not spell correct again. If knock my English at least spell correct or look like fool.
 
I have just dissolved into laughter, eyes tears, stomaching hurting laughter.

Thank you!
 
I think Eeyore wanted to catch people in hypocrisy and failed.
 
I have just dissolved into laughter, eyes tears, stomaching hurting laughter.

Thank you!

You don't mind if I imagine you in this condition in a sensual, erotic kinda way, do you? Like, as per your avatar, you boozily naked on a couch odalisque style and sipping wine or some alcoholic beverage.

Because reasons. :devil:
 
You don't mind if I imagine you in this condition in a sensual, erotic kinda way, do you? Like, as per your avatar, you boozily naked on a couch odalisque style and sipping wine or some alcoholic beverage.

Because reasons. :devil:

Imagine what you wish but I am never boozy and don't drink any alcohol nor was the model in the painting.
 
Imagine what you wish but I am never boozy and don't drink any alcohol nor was the model in the painting.

Understood! I'll drink for you, then. ;)

By the way, I've always wondered...the painting is...? Name, artist?
 
I think Eeyore wanted to catch people in hypocrisy and failed.

"catch"?

That's friggin' funny...

...you jumped into a net you provided yourself.

All you've proven in this thread is that you're more stupid than U_D...

...which I sincerely say good job to you for because that definitely takes talent.

I was hopeful, though, that U_D wouldn't pass up this "catch" I've devised...

...alas, I'm not so stupid to think that he will actually appear here. I mean, it's gotta be a hard hit on one's ego for your wife to publicly reveal the dirty, illegal little secrets you get off on.
 
"catch"?

That's friggin' funny...

...you jumped into a net you provided yourself.

All you've proven in this thread is that you're more stupid than U_D...

...which I sincerely say good job to you for because that definitely takes talent.

I was hopeful, though, that U_D wouldn't pass up this "catch" I've devised...

...alas, I'm not so stupid to think that he will actually appear here. I mean, it's gotta be a hard hit on one's ego for your wife to publicly reveal the dirty, illegal little secrets you get off on.

Sean has a wife?
 
"catch"?

That's friggin' funny...

...you jumped into a net you provided yourself.

All you've proven in this thread is that you're more stupid than U_D...

...which I sincerely say good job to you for because that definitely takes talent.

I was hopeful, though, that U_D wouldn't pass up this "catch" I've devised...

...alas, I'm not so stupid to think that he will actually appear here. I mean, it's gotta be a hard hit on one's ego for your wife to publicly reveal the dirty, illegal little secrets you get off on.

No, I just replied to you point for point. And why should anyone appear to debate you? You're a nobody.
 
No, I just replied to you point for point. And why should anyone appear to debate you? You're a nobody.

Compared to a somebody like you, right...

...is there supposed to be any negative there?
 
Oh god it's like listening to someone drown a cat! Will you people stop encouraging Sasha to post! Fucking Jen causes less anurisms per post!

Lit has a new feature that allows you to place people on ignore. ;);)

I've got that joker and warrior queen both planted there.
 
Actually, didn't you say he was me?
In which case he's two somebodies.... sorta :eek:

Actually, if you had any normal inclination simply to read posts and comprehend them as the writer writes instead of craving any avenue to make yourself the topic of all discussions, you would have easily understood I was making the point that SeanH lies just as naturally as you do...

...the wannabe is a loser in the world's most classic sense, but I still wouldn't even wish him to be you.
 
Actually, if you had any normal inclination simply to read posts and comprehend them as the writer writes instead of craving any avenue to make yourself the topic of all discussions, you would have easily understood I was making the point that SeanH lies just as naturally as you do...

...the wannabe is a loser in the world's most classic sense, but I still wouldn't even wish him to be you.

I have that bit of crazy on ignore...but seeing the quote & response...LOLZ!!!
 
...why you so quiet now, dude?


When she first told you...

...did you sprout a chubby?


Edit:

I've edited-out the main content of this post because I saw that the boss(es) of LIT have now removed Recidiva's original post entirely and the body of this post basically reiterated acts which LIT has quite obviously deemed prohibited to be posted on this great Board...

...thus, I have also edited-out other similar relations within my other posts in this thread - the posts that I have edited in that manner shall simply read, Edited.

I ask that everyone else who's posted in this thread:

Please edit-out of your posts any connection at all to acts which Literotica has clearly decided it doesn't want reference to for the good of the Board...

First: Quiet? Now I know that you're a jobless piece of shit but surely you realize that some of us actually have jobs and may not post here 24/7 right? Quiet.. *LMAO* :rolleyes:

Second: You're an idiot who apparently lacks the ability to read with comprehension. You and the rest of the morons who read the "BG23 version" of events and made with the torches and pitchforks can go fuck yourselves.

Third: You know, for a moment I actually considered telling you what I thought when she told me about this over a decade ago.. But you're not worth the fucking time you miserable piece of shit.
 
But her intentions were good...she was rehabilitating him and she's never said she was perfect so her behavior is excused. Geez what were you reading? Really, she's the victim! We're all mean for pointing out that she knowingly had an inappropriate relationship with a minor and not agreeing with her that her reasoning for doing so is ok.

You're as fucking stupid as Eyer is. Please tell me that you haven't reproduced, and if so, please by all that is holy tell me you put the poor thing up for adoption. There's a possibility that nurture could win out over nature's shortcomings.

Also, go fuck yourself. :cool:
 
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