You there, the Canadian girl. Yes, you.

[Thoggy]

It is time for you to speak up. I know, I know, you are a little worried. What if I say something and instantly 1700 horny guys send me PMs with dick pics and three word sentences?

I am not going to lie to you. It will probably happen. But in amongst the cock shots and the "want to cam" messages, there will be one or two thoughtful, intelligent and even arousing PMs. (They won't be from me as I communicate solely through pictures of my penis. It actually makes finding a job incredibly difficult.)

So speak up. Respond to a thread that intrigues you or even start your own thread. Be prepared for an avalanche of assholes and sift through it to find a kindred spirit. You know, someone who also finds it incredibly arousing to think about having sex while both of you wear Richard Nixon masks. If that's your thing. Which is cool.

In fact, let's start it here. Canadian girls, say hello. Canadian guys, be charming and encouraging. Let us explore our sexuality with people who won't laugh when we say "about" or "house".

Thoggy "The Right To Peace, Order and Good Government" Thoggatopoulous

PS - American girls who just over the boarder, possess a passport and find Canadian accents sexy are welcome to say hi.

 

[CurvyAsian25]

Not Canadian and nowhere even near the border but I thought I just had to put it out there that this is one charming, well thought out post. If only the guys here took more time and effort in writing out a decent post/PM that doesn't scream creepy, female Lit members would probably sign in more often! Good job and best of luck to you, Thoggy!

 

[craiger58]

Thoggy:

I've been Canadian for nearly 55 years and never once heard a fellow "Great Northerner" say the word "about" and have it sound like "aboot" ("oot and aboot" like in that beer commercial). And how, pray tell, are we supposed to say "house" that others would find funny?

 

[Thoggy]

CurvyAsian..thanks for the shout out. Or as we say here, Shoout Oooout.

Craiger58..while I agree that our accents aren't as pronounced as you would believe from US tv shows about Canadians, I still have had a number of ladies from the states giggle when I say about. Considering I am a Southern Ontario boy, I don't think I have an unusual accent in terms of Canadians. As for the accent on house, it may be that when I say house it sounds like igloo.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go out and meet someone about a house.

T

 

[ashesatwork]

Not Canadian and nowhere even near the border but I thought I just had to put it out there that this is one charming, well thought out post. If only the guys here took more time and effort in writing out a decent post/PM that doesn't scream creepy, female Lit members would probably sign in more often! Good job and best of luck to you, Thoggy!

I do agree!!

 

[Thoggy]

Miss ashesatwork,

You are very sweet. I will burn down a place of work in your honour this evening. Wait, am I doing this whole romantic gesture thing wrong again?

T

 

[ashesatwork]

Miss ashesatwork,

You are very sweet. I will burn down a place of work in your honour this evening. Wait, am I doing this whole romantic gesture thing wrong again?

T

You know its like you are *right there* but just a tad bit over reaching it

But its still a nice gesture

 

[YAK411976]

Quite an original post. Not Canadian but did visit Toronto for a couple of weeks. Loved the place and the people. To be honest I always get a giggle at the ads looking straight to cam. Btw loved your line about difficulty job hunting. Lol

 

[misswicked4]

thoggy, i believe all the canadians are in fetlife

 

[Thoggy]

Lovely to see a few comments on here. I am glad that five bucks I spent on Fiverr to increase traffic on this thread worked out so well.

ashesatwork - I clearly need to keep working on my romantic gestures. I will attempt to woo the next woman who approaches me with only brief pornos representative of what I am trying to communicate. Should work well.

YAK411976 - We are a kind and loving people in Toronto. Unless you beat us in Curling in which case we will fuck your shit up.

misswicked4 - All of them? Damnit, that explains why customer service has taken a nose dive around this city lately. Everyone is constantly sexting and touching themselves furtively. Still, thanks for the tip. I will explore it. Um, with a miner lamp and pickaxe because that is how I explore things.

T

 

[YAK411976]

Aye but Scotland has the best curling team ever lol. Oh and we get to wear kilts. Oh and we say hoose too. Lol

 

[ashesatwork]

Lovely to see a few comments on here. I am glad that five bucks I spent on Fiverr to increase traffic on this thread worked out so well.

ashesatwork - I clearly need to keep working on my romantic gestures. I will attempt to woo the next woman who approaches me with only brief pornos representative of what I am trying to communicate. Should work well.


YAK411976 - We are a kind and loving people in Toronto. Unless you beat us in Curling in which case we will fuck your shit up.

misswicked4 - All of them? Damnit, that explains why customer service has taken a nose dive around this city lately. Everyone is constantly sexting and touching themselves furtively. Still, thanks for the tip. I will explore it. Um, with a miner lamp and pickaxe because that is how I explore things.

T

You had me at porno

 

[Pandora73]

We are a kind and loving people in Toronto. Unless you beat us in Curling in which case we will fuck your shit up.

This made me laugh. Out loud.

And now I want to go to Toronto to watch curling.

Edit: I'm sorry, I'm not from Canada, so my apologies for crashing the thread.

 

[Aphro]

This made me laugh. Out loud.

And now I want to go to Toronto to watch curling.

Edit: I'm sorry, I'm not from Canada, so my apologies for crashing the thread.

No, no, no....trust me, you do not want to go and watch curling, in Toronto or anywhere else for that matter. Unless someone brings a hip flask of Glenfiddich. Then you're all set.

 

[mrmphilllll]

Two words: Tom Horton's

Your welcome and ladies I got the first cup

 

[mcubs2]

Anglo canadian...

Hi ladies and gentlemen. I am a true Canadian, but was born in the UK, so I speak the Queen's English !!..most girls north and south of the border love my accent !! Mike.

 

[Blase]

just for laughs

http://www.threewordphrase.com/allupin.htm

 

[snowwhite-ca]

Its wonderful to see another sexy and articulate man on here. I enjoyed your post and the humour you have. If you would be interested in talking to another (Western) Canadian please do message me. I would enjoy talking to you on the phone about more racy subjects like the Jays or maybe looking at some fall colours. Or maybe just about sex... In any event hope to hear from you
Snowwhite

 

[sex_shark58]

Its wonderful to see another sexy and articulate man on here. I enjoyed your post and the humour you have. If you would be interested in talking to another (Western) Canadian please do message me. I would enjoy talking to you on the phone about more racy subjects like the Jays or maybe looking at some fall colours. Or maybe just about sex... In any event hope to hear from you
Snowwhite

I suppose the Jays are a racy subject these days, since most of our conversations about them are going to be filled with swears. God they fucking suck this year.

Also agree with all of this here, that original post was hilarious. I'm not a Canadian girl but I am Canadian. Sadly, however, my name is not Joe.

 

[NeonKnickers]

Very clever. Cute post.

 

[pl4ywithdaddy]

kudos for the nice OP!
I know, that's a quite mediocre substitute for meeting nice ladies, but, hey, I guess it's something.

 

[Thoggy]

Glad you all seem to be enjoying the thread. I still believe there are Canadian girls reading this who have yet to say hi. Mind you, I also believe that childen are the future, treat them well and they will lead the way. No, wait, that's just a song lyric.

Say hi, eh.

T

 

[myeroticvamp]

Though I do not post very often to threads, I quite liked this thread, thus I figured I should post considering I am a Canadian, and yes I am a woman.

 

[Pairaclities]

Thoggy:

I've been Canadian for nearly 55 years and never once heard a fellow "Great Northerner" say the word "about" and have it sound like "aboot" ("oot and aboot" like in that beer commercial). And how, pray tell, are we supposed to say "house" that others would find funny?

Some calls hit ouse.

 

[nawtyally]

*friendly little bump*

You're probably still unemployed due to your inability to communicate through means other than with pics of your penis, so I thought you could probably use a hand --or something.

What can I say? You gave me a giggle and I'm feeling charitable...

p.s. for the record I'm neither Canadian nor American but, I do live south of the border, have a current passport (with obligatory mugshot photo) and find Canadian accents *extremely* sexy! Just sayin'...