I am new and what is this?

[AustinTrist]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

There is a discussion on this going on in the chat room. You should join in.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

More proof that Obama supporters will go to any length in order to distract U.S. citizens from the truth!

P.S. Show us your bits NOOB!

 

[Phelia]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

The General Board and its members were forged deep within a Samoan volcano under pillowy folds of liquid rock somewhere between five and six thousand years ago (historians and archeologists disagree about the timeline). We are an army, built by Satan and blessed by God. You can leave us, now, but know that we will never leave you.

*disappears in a cloud of black smoke*

 

[pete]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

it's a place that's free from judgmental assholes.

sorry it didn't work out for ya.

bye!

 

[joelafayette]

.....

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

The General Board and its members were forged deep within a Samoan volcano under pillowy folds of liquid rock somewhere between five and six thousand years ago (historians and archeologists disagree about the timeline). We are an army, built by Satan and blessed by God. You can leave us, now, but know that we will never leave you.

*disappears in a cloud of black smoke*

Damn, that was good and on such short notice, too. Color me impressed.

 

[QuickDuck]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

oh dear.

Release the hounds!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

So you're saying that your claim to fame is that you read dirty stories?

 

[Wrong Element]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

From the sex-negative community, mostly.

The General Board is for topics that don't have an obvious fit on the other boards. Over time, and as the number and variety of forums has grown, that has in practice turned this into a board for harmless chitchat, in-jokes, lists of movies, and commentary from the sorts of people who call your local far-right talk radio station complaining about hearing goddam Spanish on the phone when all I wanted was some answers about my goddam Social Security.

You can post about anything you want, though, as the drivel currently on the front page makes perfectly clear.

 

[subdued_passion]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

A lot of guys online masturbate to porn. Some masturbate to the idea that they've gotten people angry.

So this is what explains the GB! Thank you!

I like ^^^ this explanation. Funny and true.

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

From the sex-negative community, mostly.

The General Board is for topics that don't have an obvious fit on the other boards. Over time, and as the number and variety of forums has grown, that has in practice turned this into a board for harmless chitchat, in-jokes, lists of movies, and commentary from the sorts of people who call your local far-right talk radio station complaining about hearing goddam Spanish on the phone when all I wanted was some answers about my goddam Social Security.

You can post about anything you want, though, as the drivel currently on the front page makes perfectly clear.

If you consider it to be drivel then why don't you create your own mind-blowing, original, earth shattering, changes the GB forever thread?

 

[dolf]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

people who can't tell the difference between a board and a thread don't deserve decent wank fodder.

 

[rider81]

I like ^^^ this explanation. Funny and true.

Dead on! Too funny and very insightful!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Damn, that was good and on such short notice, too. Color me impressed.

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Disgust_707676_1567263.gif

It's always about color with you people.

(HeadlessBarbie replies: "What do you mean, 'you people?'")

 

[*HeadlessBarbie]

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Disgust_707676_1567263.gif

It's always about color with you people.

(HeadlessBarbie replies: "What do you mean, 'you people?'")

So silly!

Just try and locate a post of mine in any political thread.

P.S. I'm sleepy

 

[parodyluvr75]

it's a place that's free from judgmental assholes.

I can't even begin to touch on the wrong of that statement.

 

[eyer]

I am new and what is this?

It's your brain...

...on drugs.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

Is racists gotta be somewhere. Its here or Austin.

 

[MatthewVett]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

It's like this. Even the nicest house still needs a toilet, for all the shit to go, right? Otherwise, you'd have shit in the nice parts of the house. This is the toilet of Literotica.

 

[lovetoread]

It's like this. Even the nicest house still needs a toilet, for all the shit to go, right? Otherwise, you'd have shit in the nice parts of the house. This is the toilet of Literotica.

Ah fuck that.

We are not the shit house of the boards.

If you can't manage to live here, then go to one of the boards were all the backstabbing goes on behind the scenes while they kiss your ass.

 

[run_silent]

I thought this was a forum for erotic literature. I come here, find the general thread, and instead of anything relating to literature or erotica I find racism and political radicalism.

I'm a proud erotica reader and member of the sex-positive community, but this is an embarrassment. Where does this come from?

Did you not read the GB is for not subjects covered by anything else? It is what it is. Please run away to somewhere that meets your needs.

 

[sigh]

it's a place that's free from judgmental assholes.

sorry it didn't work out for ya.

bye!

Okay, now. Let's not get silly.

 

[Adre]

We're not such a bad bunch. Why, just this morning one of our friendly types said to me, "Shut the fuck up, asshole." He was even nice enough to use the more polite acronym.

 

[Batch]

We're not such a bad bunch. Why, just this morning one of our friendly types said to me, "Shut the fuck up, asshole." He was even nice enough to use the more polite acronym.

See? We are civilized.