Are YOU really who YOU say YOU are?

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No.



I am not from Alabama...

 

[tactful]

Why, what's it to ya?
Writing a book or something, leave that chapter out and call it a mystery.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

Totally.


My balls itch though.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Red blood makes the grass grow green,
Gee I'm glad I joined the Marines!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

If it was 100 degrees outside of my house today, so would mine.




83 and relatively no humidity today here.


Ahhhhh,

You should see my hair. Like Curly Sue on crack.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, maybe . . . .

 

[RobDownSouth]

Totally.


My balls itch though.

I get that a lot.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

WINGS could be king if she had to.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

Wings would be Queen and she'd chop your fool head off.

 

[Recidiva]

I am. Relatively. There's some stuff I'm never telling you people as a group.

Also, I think it's funny when people don't believe me.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Tryharder62]

My penis is not as large as I've been led to believe.

Let me be the judge of that.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The sweetest compliment I ever got was, THAT IS TOO BIG TO FIT IN ME.

 

[Recidiva]

Let me be the judge of that.

Okay, here's a cock pic etiquette question.

If you are sent an unsolicited cock pic...now...what do you do, dear?

Redirect: That is a very nice cock. Thank you for trusting me with intimate pictures, I will not disclose that I have said pic (except obviously here in this post in a general sense) but let's get back to our discussion of literature...

How the fuck do you handle a cock picture gracefully?

I admit that when attempting the redirect, someone has redrawn their attention back to cock pic, where I say that I don't really have any proof that said cock is their cock and so on, internet philosophy, blah..

To which they replied "What do I have to do lady, take a picture of my cock next to today's newspaper?"

I like to encourage industry and humor. ...yes?

Or am I just encouraging this sort of behavior?

Is there cock pic etiquette I have not discovered except to take my picture down and hope everyone assumes I'm a guy?

 

[RobDownSouth]

The sweetest compliment I ever got was, THAT IS TOO BIG TO FIT IN ME.

You really ought to write a book about your time in prison.

 

[Tryharder62]

Okay, here's a cock pic etiquette question.

If you are sent an unsolicited cock pic...now...what do you do, dear?

Redirect: That is a very nice cock. Thank you for trusting me with intimate pictures, I will not disclose that I have said pic (except obviously here in this post in a general sense) but let's get back to our discussion of literature...

How the fuck do you handle a cock picture gracefully?

I admit that when attempting the redirect, someone has redrawn their attention back to cock pic, where I say that I don't really have any proof that said cock is their cock and so on, internet philosophy, blah..

To which they replied "What do I have to do lady, take a picture of my cock next to today's newspaper?"

I like to encourage industry and humor. ...yes?

Or am I just encouraging this sort of behavior?

Is there cock pic etiquette I have not discovered except to take my picture down and hope everyone assumes I'm a guy?

I assume all dicks are connected to men.

 

[Tryharder62]

You really ought to write a book about your time in prison.

Did I tell you that happens or not? Will it fit???

 

[FGB]

"Are YOU really who YOU say YOU are?"

I'm going with ...Yes.

(Who else would want to be me?)

 

[unregistered]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Okay, here's a cock pic etiquette question.

If you are sent an unsolicited cock pic...now...what do you do, dear?

Redirect: That is a very nice cock. Thank you for trusting me with intimate pictures, I will not disclose that I have said pic (except obviously here in this post in a general sense) but let's get back to our discussion of literature...

How the fuck do you handle a cock picture gracefully?

I admit that when attempting the redirect, someone has redrawn their attention back to cock pic, where I say that I don't really have any proof that said cock is their cock and so on, internet philosophy, blah..

To which they replied "What do I have to do lady, take a picture of my cock next to today's newspaper?"

I like to encourage industry and humor. ...yes?

Or am I just encouraging this sort of behavior?

Is there cock pic etiquette I have not discovered except to take my picture down and hope everyone assumes I'm a guy?

I did not know that you were one of Anthony's girls...


:snicker:

 

[tactful]

Actually, I am. It's a love story.

And love is where the blood flows.

I think Segal took care of that issue a while back, but good luck in your endeavor, make sure Recidiva checks it out for you when you're done.

I don't think Segal cover the sexual aspect of it though, so you may still have a shot.