I wish...

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

True but I said selfie. Meaning I would take it myself. I just can't seem to figure it out. Yes, I use the back camera but still...ugh.

any other ideas, SSM?

and hello, btw

Use your timer. Use a gorilla pod, or a tripod, or just a perfect countertop. Bend over, it makes your bum heart shaped, opens yer labia up just a touch, and pulls everything taunt

I wish for everybody to be healthy and happy!.

 

[IndieSnob]

Use your timer. Use a gorilla pod, or a tripod, or just a perfect countertop. Bend over, it makes your bum heart shaped, opens yer labia up just a touch, and pulls everything taunt

I wish for everybody to be healthy and happy!.

I wish for RNAB to sit on my face!

:avery:

 

[bigrlnsocal]

Use your timer. Use a gorilla pod, or a tripod, or just a perfect countertop. Bend over, it makes your bum heart shaped, opens yer labia up just a touch, and pulls everything taunt

I wish for everybody to be healthy and happy!.

Will have to go with countertop. Thanks for the other hints as well!

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Any luck so far?

 

[bigrlnsocal]

Any luck so far?

Not yet but I admit, I haven't tried yet. Looking like tomorrow will be the day!

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Not yet but I admit, I haven't tried yet. Looking like tomorrow will be the day!

What's stopping you from trying today?

 

[bigrlnsocal]

What's stopping you from trying today?

Timing. Not alone and don't want to have to explain why the heck I'm taking a picture of my butt!

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Timing. Not alone and don't want to have to explain why the heck I'm taking a picture of my butt!

Say it's for an art class.

 

[bigrlnsocal]

Say it's for an art class.

Yeah, that won't work. I'm not taking an art class. What else ya got?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I wish for RNAB to sit on my face!

:avery:

There will be some explaining to do to my husband, but I think after I explain that is was your wish, It'll be just fine -nods-

Will have to go with countertop. Thanks for the other hints as well!

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Yeah, that won't work. I'm not taking an art class. What else ya got?

It's a long shot, but you can say your doctor requested it.

 

[bigrlnsocal]

It's a long shot, but you can say your doctor requested it.

Damn, that is a pretty good one, but I don't think I can sell it. Keep thinking...

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Damn, that is a pretty good one, but I don't think I can sell it. Keep thinking...

You're going to start going to the gym more & you want before & after pictures.

 

[bigrlnsocal]

You're going to start going to the gym more & you want before & after pictures.

That could work! I have been looking at other machines/exercises that will tone my butt. You may have hit the winner there!!!

 

[indy0311]

I wish it was October... I love the fall, and it's so damned hot in August!

 

[kotori]

...
Kotori, I had considered capitalizing just like you did but didn't want the N and S both capitalized. I don't know why and I apologize for that 5 minutes you will never get back
...

I smiled. Definitely a fair exchange for the few minutes.

Now I wish I were in Indiana.

 

[bigrlnsocal]

Ugh

I wish that I hadn't said I would go into work this weekend. I blew it off yesterday (and am glad that I did) so today is a must.

 

[run_silent]

It's that simple. What do you wish?

I wish I could take a good ass selfie.

Your turn

A simple wish. I wish I could be more open. Telling the people I love that I love them.

 

[indy0311]

I was on the seashore at some sunny beach.... the flat, dry ground around here is so boring! I need some stimulation and waves crashing agains the shore might be just the ticket!

 

[bigrlnsocal]

I wish I could have what I crave...

 

[pete]

I wish I could have what I crave...

which is....?

i wish i didn't have to wear contacts. they're the things that annoy me the most

 

[bigrlnsocal]

which is....?

i wish i didn't have to wear contacts. they're the things that annoy me the most

I can't tell I will tell you it's not any type of food...

I have worn glasses or contacts since second grade. I so want LASIK!

 

[pete]

I can't tell I will tell you it's not any type of food...

I have worn glasses or contacts since second grade. I so want LASIK!

i'm guessing the thing you crave is something you can't have? boo

if you're a candidate for lasik, you should do it. they do financing plans for that stuff now

 

[bigrlnsocal]

i'm guessing the thing you crave is something you can't have? boo

if you're a candidate for lasik, you should do it. they do financing plans for that stuff now

You are correct...I can't have it. Maybe someday I will be able to....

I keep meaning to check into it. Thanks for the reminder!

 

[pete]

You are correct...I can't have it. Maybe someday I will be able to....

I keep meaning to check into it. Thanks for the reminder!

no prob

i hope someday soon you're able to get it (her?)