deathbypickle
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So far two hours of snooze fest.
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Timberlake, not the other little brat.
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I call him pocket Justin.
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I was going to ask you how did he get a leech on his balls from going to the beach instead of wading in rivers, but I just reminded myself the beach you're going to is shoring up against a massive lake instead of a salty ocean.
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It's actually shore up against a mighty river! But yes, same difference.
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Since you have the right equipment, how would you get a leech off your junk?
IrezumiKiss
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I used to swim in the river near my grand-uncle's woods-y summer cabin in Viriginny when I was kid and I never really thought about leeches as I thought they only thrived in swampy stagnant waters and quicksand pools.
I was kinda squicky about whatever existed at the river bottom, though...and I would deliberately not seek to have my feets touch any of that shit when jumping off the pier!
I always thought the standard op was to burn them off with a cigarette lighter or match because pulling them off tears skin and leaves their yucky sucker bits embedded in...? Otherwise it's like that scene outta Stand By Me, yey?
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Best quote ever.
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Gonna be so pissed if it doesn't make it into hogjack's sigline.
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I won a limo ride and tickets to the American Music Awards back in somewhere around '90. When New Kids on the Block were big. It was horrible seeing these little bitty ant sized boys dancing around to awful music. I don't think much has changed.
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Best VMA comment of the night on Twitter:
lovetoread
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NKTOB.
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I have to know how high your bangs were. Four? Five inches?
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Obviously not the high point of your evening.
There comes a time when it dawns on you that it's no longer creativity or skill, merely an out-doing of what came before to the point of being absurd. Much like the current trend of piercings progressing to out and out self-mutilation.
Smoke and mirrors. You remember when we went to see Brad about "The Old Tin Cup?" Two hours to shoot the video and 7 hours in the edit suite for a mere 14 seconds. Ahhh, the magic of video manipulation.
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Agreed. And I've never found her pretty. But at least she has curves now. Great curves at that.
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At least. I have pretty big hair as it, and I could do mall bangs awesomely.
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Pink can of aqua net? What color eye shadow? This is important.
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Well, look how showed up nine thousand days after all the drama. Are you all caught up?
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I know right?
I had to delete all of my pictures first.
I right clicked all of them, so if you ever need a copy.
