What if. . .

[mynameisben]

What if people glowed in the dark for three days after having sex?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Or made idiot threads?

 

[sr71plt]

What if people glowed in the dark for three days after having sex?

It certainly would be revealing.

 

[4glory6]

Another great plot bunny. Anyone keeping notes?

 

[MatthewVett]

People would start buying glow-in-the-dark body paint in order to fool others.

 

[lovecraft68]

People would start buying glow-in-the-dark body paint in order to fool others.

You beat me to it.

 

[lovecraft68]

End of the day it would give a new meaning to the term "after glow"

 

[StrangeLife]

What if people glowed in the dark for three days after having sex?

Having lots of sex would reduce the likelihood of you getting hit by a car when walking the dog at night.

 

[MSTarot]

"I wont be able to sleep afterwards with all that light" will replace "I have a headache" as the main excuse not to have sex.

Course it sure would make it easy to use when the power goes out.

"I can't find the candles. Have you seen the flash lights?"

"Nope."

 

[mynameisben]

Having lots of sex would reduce the likelihood of you getting hit by a car when walking the dog at night.

You could double your margin of night safety by poking the pooch.

 

[SecondCircle]

There's irony in this thread....

 

[Stella_Omega]

What if people glowed in the dark for three days after having sex?

With a partner? Or does solo count too?

Because if the former I would glow at most two or three times a month-- if the latter you'd have to drop a barrel over my head to get any sleep.

 

[jomar]

What if people glowed in the dark for three days after having sex?

Congrats. Glad you got laid.

 

[glynndah]

And on the converse side, there'd be quite a market for "anti-glow" serum.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I would still be invisible.

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

And on the converse side, there'd be quite a market for "anti-glow" serum.

I just have to ask this of the good witch. Are you are you buying or selling?


Mike

 

[CDWilder]

What if people glowed in the dark for three days after having sex?

Woulda helped clarify the Clinton / Lewinsky scandal...

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

"Then why are you glowing more than a Chernobyl resident, Mr President?"

Completely off-topic: The autocomplete on my phone - which is about a year old - gave me "clinton" and "bush" for options after I typed "president", but not "obama". Apparently I bought a "birther" phone. :-(

 

[HeyAll]

If this were true, the number (and amount) of people have sex would dramatically decrease.

People are going to be ashamed letting others know they just had sex, especially women.

 

[drunkenphilosophy]

Supper with your parents could get a lot more awkward.

 

[GorgeousGeekGirl]

It would make adultery a lot more difficult.

The spouse says: why the hell are you glowing like that? I've refused to have anything to do with you for the last year. I'm getting a lawyer!

The lover says: why the hell are you glowing like that? I thought you said your spouse refused to have anything to do with you for the last year. Or are you cheating with someone else besides me?!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

What if people glowed in the dark for three days after having sex?

People already glow in the dark. Humans have a natural luminescence, it's just at such a low level that the human eye can't see it. I would imagine that after sex or any heavy exercise that glow increases, just not enough to be seen.

 

[TxRad]

I would be most interested in the people most others would not expect to glow.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Glow Worm?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8myK93FqbYc

 

[sr71plt]

I would be most interested in the people most others would not expect to glow.

And those one would expect to glow but don't.

How about glow coming in four colors: one for if you had sex with a woman, another for if you had sex with a man; a third for ménage sex, and a fourth for solo. That really would be revealing.

 

[CDWilder]

How about glow coming in four colors: one for if you had sex with a woman, another for if you had sex with a man; a third for ménage sex, and a fourth for solo. That really would be revealing.

I like that idea, Pilot. How about the intensity of the multiple-partner sex increases / deepens as the number of participants increases? Or, more generally, with the recentness and frequency of the activity?