How Old is...

[yossi]

oh, there was no name before yossariankat? i like dolphinlegs, you should go through the whole list of dolphin body parts and creep people out. i vote for dolphintits next.
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No name before this one, not here at least. Brand spanking new.

I like Dolphintits and then maybe Dolphinclits to keep the rhyme scheme going.

I think Byron is 37.

 

[Byron In Exile]

oh my god that mustache makes you look like you're about to go commit a sex crime

Fucking what? It looks good.

 

[Byron In Exile]

You speak the truth.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/fb33710ebdb109ca6503bff4744eb8f9/tumblr_mnjn2owsV91sr4qjro1_500.jpg

Okay. ^ This guy I would hire.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/3b3816d5e797f68582ef169d29ee16a0/tumblr_mnzji06FTK1sr4qjro1_500.jpg

^ This guy... um, no way.

Vast improvement.

You can do a beard, but it needs to be civilized. Not looking like you just escaped from the movie "Deliverance."

Personally, I think the moustache rocks.

 

[Comshaw]

His near insistence that life be fair suggests that, yes.
I see that a lot on here. People who I would think were old enough to know better going on and on about making everything fair and right and all that bullshit. Like life hasn't beaten the truth into them yet.

Life isn't fair. Never has been, never will be. But it isn't unfair either. It just is. In life you get what you're handed and deal with what you got.

That being said, those who sit on their ass and do nothing about those things they can, who refuse to fight for fairness when it's called for because "life isn't fair so why should I?", are the ones who, having been beaten and abused by life have neither the energy, the perseverance nor the mental toughness to stand back up and go at it again.

When that happens they either become a tool of unfairness or a victim of the same.

The serenity prayer always struck me as a great philosophy. I don't believe in a god, so the prayer part means nothing to me, but the content means much.

Accept and deal with as best you can those things you can do nothing about.

Stand up and change those things you can.

Heed the consequences of your actions, but do not allow fear to be the reason for those actions.

Know the difference between those things you can influence and those you can't.

No matter how tough it is, life is a hell of a lot better then the alternative.

'nuff said.

Comshaw

 

[girlsmiley]

Rosco. Hmm. 45?

I don't know how much longer I can carry the Undercover Hottie title, mate.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Rosco. Hmm. 45?

I don't know how much longer I can carry the Undercover Hottie title, mate.

Not even close!

Undercover hottie is a rumor mill thing...if you use it as an av thingie, it becomes open conjecture.

 

[girlsmiley]

Not even close!

Undercover hottie is a rumor mill thing...if you use it as an av thingie, it becomes open conjecture.

Exactly!

55?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Exactly!

55?

tsk tsk. and you seem like the type who'd be a good age guesser.

 

[IndieSnob]

BG. I thought she was 50+. I'm not even kidding. And then I saw her ass and thought 35ish.

Nice ass.

Too bad I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

Also, it's no wonder you're so friendly with kissingurl. You're both complete fucking psychopaths.

 

[girlsmiley]

tsk tsk. and you seem like the type who'd be a good age guesser.

Hmm. Ok.

Overestimating age shouldn't be avoided at all costs?

True guess?

63.

 

[girlsmiley]

Too bad I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

Also, it's no wonder you're so friendly with kissingurl. You're both complete fucking psychopaths.

Jesus Christ. This thread isn't about guessing the age of other posters?

I truly thought she was 50+. I don't know why the fuck you're getting so bent out of shape about it.

I say she has a nice ass and you're mad? What is wrong with you?

And what the fuck does me being friendly with kissinggurl have to do with any of this?

If anyone's coming off as a psychopath it's you!

45?

 

[richard_daily]

Whoa.

You were 21 once, right? And had sex and stuff?

Did it suck?

And how do you think inexperienced women get experienced? Showing them the ropes is most of the fun.

Also, if you lay a hand on Phelia, I'll cut your phone lines.

Nah, I don't need my women naive and malleable. I prefer grizzled undercover sex veterans who need a jump start after their failed marriage.

I have way better sex now than I did when I was 21.

And I have way better sex with women over the age of 30 than I do with those under, as a general rule...

And I didn't realize that you owned Phelia... It's ok, I'm just going to borrow her.

 

[SkAoUt]

Rosco is younger than me. I'm guessing 34.

Gs is twelvety three.

Manu is 48 imaginary years old. Laura is 46.

 

[lovetoread]

Laurel is 25.

Manu is ageless

 

[girlsmiley]

Laura! Laura looks 25.

Zumi.

40. Nice round number. Mature. Smart. Swashbuckling.

 

[SkAoUt]

Nipples, if he survived the terrible metal detector mining incident in the wilds of northern Ontario, would be, I believe, 38 today.

Eve is ageless, much like water. Though marginally more interesting. And I really like water so that ought to give you and idea how fucking interesting I believe her to be.

 

[Santa__Claus]

... One day they will know the hard truth about Santa and the Easter Bunny.......

What the fuck is that supposed to mean???

 

[rosco rathbone]

Hmm. Ok.

Overestimating age shouldn't be avoided at all costs?

True guess?

63.

stop the madness

 

[Byron In Exile]

Exactly!

55?

I would have gone lower.

 

[Lorilei]

My 30 year high school reunion is being planned already.

I am a dinosaur.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

<--- 100yrs old.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Nah, I don't need my women naive and malleable.

No, I get that.

I prefer grizzled undercover sex veterans who need a jump start after their failed marriage.

Hm. More to this tale than a post will allow.

I have way better sex now than I did when I was 21.

And I have way better sex with women over the age of 30 than I do with those under, as a general rule...

I think men tend to peak at 30, women at 40.

Why that might be is a mystery.

And I didn't realize that you owned Phelia... It's ok, I'm just going to borrow her.

Nobody owns Phelia.

But — "I happen to be, more or less, particular whom my gal marries."

http://www.automopedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/elpaso.jpg

 

[Byron In Exile]

Too bad I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

Also, it's no wonder you're so friendly with kissingurl. You're both complete fucking psychopaths.

Oh bloody hell.

And here I was, complimenting your new look.

Make me feel like a dumbass, why don't you?

 

[girlsmiley]

Rosco is younger than me. I'm guessing 34.

Gs is twelvety three.

He is? D'oh!

Actually, I'm eleventy seven. :hair toss:

stop the madness

I would have gone lower.

Ja.

My 30 year high school reunion is being planned already.

I am a dinosaur.

Dinosaur? You're still young!

Plus you're beautiful inside and out and smart and down to earth.

'swhy I you so much.

 

[Redatlit]

My 30 year high school reunion is being planned already.

I am a dinosaur.

You're younger than me, love. *sigh*