Ladies . . . get your tits out here

[Saint Peter]

I wear skinny pants because I am a hipster and shit.

 

[IndieSnob]

I wear high heels because I am a wannabe call girl and shit.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pussiest!

 

[dagdag]

Short or tall we like you all

 

[islandman]

Short or tall, they're all the same height when in doggy.

 

[thør]

Short or tall, they're all the same height when in doggy.

Are you saying the knee to hip dimension is universal for all women?

 

[lovetoread]

I've been too short for doggy a time or two.

Leaning over something with a high back works wonders.

 

[Aquagal]

Just keep the stiletto boots on.

 

[blackleggings]

I've been too short for doggy a time or two.

Leaning over something with a high back works wonders.

Just keep the stiletto boots on.

This. Because even leaning over something is hard if the male is 6'7". I'm just saying.

 

[islandman]

Are you saying the knee to hip dimension is universal for all women?

I live in the tragically hip dimension.

I've been too short for doggy a time or two.

Leaning over something with a high back works wonders.

Stop fucking giants.

 

[blackleggings]

I like giants.

 

[islandman]

They might be giants.

Sometimes it's hard to tell.

 

[Aquagal]

This. Because even leaning over something is hard if the male is 6'7". I'm just saying.

Damn! 6' 7!!! That's 17 inches taller than me, there's not much aligning up for that, except a blow job.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm trying to imagine doing someone that tall.

 

[thør]

Damn! 6' 7!!! That's 17 inches taller than me, there's not much aligning up for that, except a blow job.

Think of it as 5' 19".

 

[blackleggings]

I'm trying to imagine doing someone that tall.

It's the same, I imagine. Except the whole looking into each others' eyes thing.

 

[TalkToMeInSB]

You have something against us Amazonians? *pout*

I love you tall Amazonian Goddesses! Being 6'1" I can look you straight in the eyes. And you can pick *me* up for a standing 69!

 

[SBroadB9]

Wow, glad I didn't grow 4 more inches, and end up 6' 7". That would have limited my options.

 

[islandman]

Shorter women are great because, well, I can spin them.

Taller women are great because, well, they want me penis in their vagina.


Look at me philosophizing!

 

[SexyWench]

Tall or short
big or small
y'all are beautiful!

signed
Wench who is 5'6" and a smidgen!

 

[IndieSnob]

Tall or short
big or small
y'all are beautiful!

signed
Wench who is 5'6" and a smidgen!

OMG, you're the same height as me!

 

[SexyWench]

OMG, you're the same height as me!

Y'know whenever you posted
you were short
I imagined under 5'
*smack*

 

[IndieSnob]

Y'know whenever you posted
you were short
I imagined under 5'
*smack*

Ouch!

Yeah, but 5'6 is short for a male!

 

[dagdag]

Short or tall, when there is will, there is a way!

 

[SexyWench]

Ouch!

Yeah, but 5'6 is short for a male!

Find an Asian girl and you're good!