how do I ask a guy

[RickiFrancesca]

I'm 25. male. 5'7" 160. I'm straight and I'm not interested in men but I am interested in dicks. I'm only interested in big ones more specifically. I also like to wear heels. how do I ask a guy if he has a big dick and would be cool with me wearing heels?

 

[Carnevil9]

You are not straight. Deal with it. Then you will be able to move on.

 

[COCK_STAR]

Another closeted homosexual. Doma and prop 8 were shot down today. Society has excepted homosexuality. Now it's time for you to except your own homosexualality. You should celebrate by running outside and announcing to the world that you love the cock. Please wear a rubber though. The only down side to being gay now a days is gays diseases.

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

"gays diseases"? Anything specific you have in mind? To the best of my knowledge all STDs can be transmitted from male to female and the other way.

 

[Shankara20]

I'm 25. male. 5'7" 160. I'm straight and I'm not interested in men but I am interested in dicks. I'm only interested in big ones more specifically. I also like to wear heels. how do I ask a guy if he has a big dick and would be cool with me wearing heels?

You might consider the ID option of Bi-sexual, with a slight cross-dressing kink".

I am also interested in dicks.
And I like wear heels (and panties, skirts, etc.)
My dick is not huge, so don't come running to me.

how do I ask a guy if he has a big dick and would be cool with me wearing heels?

Now a couple questions here if I might: are you interested in being sexual with this dream big dicked fellow? (I assume you are interested in big hard dicks not big soft but small hard dicks, right? ) If so, what sort of sex? You sucking him? You jacking him off? You being fucked in the ass by him? You watching him jack off? Him sucking you? He being fucked in the ass by you? What if you like the size of his dick but he does not like the size of your dick? Do you like 4" heels or 6" heels? Red, black or other heels? What if he only likes 6" red heels and all you have are 4" black heels?

See - so many question.

Here is a way it might go:
Hi. I think you are nice looking.
Would you be remotely interested in being sexual with me?
OK, good - safe sex only.
I like (state what sort if sex you are interested in here) with you.
You too? Good.
Is your dick, when hard, (state your preferred size here)?
Good.
May I see it to make sure?
Perhaps me should step into the alley to avoid making a public indecency charge.
OK, your dick will do.
Shall we go to your place, my place, or the motel down the street?
Ok, fine.
Oh, by the way, do you mind if I wear heels while you shove your big dick up my straight but not gay ass?

See, not so much a problem when you approach it one part at a time.

I expect this might seem harsh in response to your question. It is possible you are nervous admitting a Bi-sexual, with a slight cross-dressing kink and did not spend much time thinking out fully your question. I suggest you take a few moments and sort out what you are asking a bit better. I have address these same sort of questions myself years ago, as have other here. Aside for the occasional smart-ass response, me in the post, you can get good advice.

 

[COCK_STAR]

"gays diseases"? Anything specific you have in mind? To the best of my knowledge all STDs can be transmitted from male to female and the other way.

C'mon dude... Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. I know heterosexuals can get aids, but unless they are shooting up or dating a homosexual, (guys on the dl like this guy) it's highly unlikely. AIDS is pretty much a gay disease.

 

[NippleMuncher]

C'mon dude... Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. I know heterosexuals can get aids, but unless they are shooting up or dating a homosexual, (guys on the dl like this guy) it's highly unlikely. AIDS is pretty much a gay disease.

You, fine sir, are an idiot! Please, be sure to wear a condom, we don't need you procreating your ignorant ass.

 

[fgarvb1]

C'mon dude... Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. I know heterosexuals can get aids, but unless they are shooting up or dating a homosexual, (guys on the dl like this guy) it's highly unlikely. AIDS is pretty much a gay disease.

Back in the early and mid eighties the statement might have been eighty percent true.

Trouble is STD's spread and they do not give a damn who you are or what kind of sex you have,

Aids is not the only STD that can kill you. You would not like what ever else is out there.

Be as safe as possible and learn to pray!

 

[COCK_STAR]

I just said a prayer that someday humanity will catch up with me intellectually.

 

[MasterEnna]

I just said a prayer that someday humanity will catch up with me intellectually.

Good God if your "intellectually" becomes the norm then this world is roughly fucked..

 

[silverwhisper]

masterenna quoth:
good god if your "intellectually" becomes the norm then this world is roughly fucked..

quoted for truth.

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