Ladies . . . get your tits out here

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So, it would be OK to post a photo of my balls touching the chin on a statue of the Virgin Mary in other words?


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No, that would be wrong. You don't touch it with your junk, you let them respectfully peer over your shoulder at your man nipples.
 
The only problem is that only one of my nipples gets erect.

So I'll feel judged, and then God will be like, Oh for fucks sake, what did I end up creating here? Better put him back in the recycled parts pile.

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Wow, the new additions are all really gorgeous :heart:

Who whines about an amazing tit thread? Repetitive? Ha, because we'd all rather have a thread on something fresh and new, like how much Obama sucks. Post your balls!
 
Wow, the new additions are all really gorgeous :heart:

Who whines about an amazing tit thread? Repetitive? Ha, because we'd all rather have a thread on something fresh and new, like how much Obama sucks. Post your balls!

Did you post your tits yet?
 
Phelia's tits could likely penetrate bunkers buried 600ft underground.

The nail polish was a lovely touch too.
 
Sorry, that was probably rude of me.
 
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You guys are sweet and silly. It's all thanks to Lorilei - she told me what color to paint my nails. Everyone dogpile on Lori.

Did you post your tits yet?

The thread instructions were very clear - it said so right in the title. I'm a good listener.
 
Personally, I was disappointed that Phelia's hair did not contain an abundance of flowers.

I should have twittered about that, but for the life of me, I can't remember my password.
 
You guys are sweet and silly. It's all thanks to Lorilei - she told me what color to paint my nails. Everyone dogpile on Lori.



The thread instructions were very clear - it said so right in the title. I'm a good listener.

I'm a good listener as well, but I usually only do it to figure out how to best give direction to others.

I'm terrible at following directions though, and I'm too lazy to look through countless posts to find your tits. You should PM me them.
 
Personally, I was disappointed that Phelia's hair did not contain an abundance of flowers.

I should have twittered about that, but for the life of me, I can't remember my password.

Sorry :(

Maybe next time someone will take me for a tumble in the gardens first. Or I could get into a fight with one of those fairies from Fantasia.
 
Sorry :(

Maybe next time someone will take me for a tumble in the gardens first. Or I could get into a fight with one of those fairies from Fantasia.


No big deal. I imagine I was the only one to notice.

Everyone else was too busy drooling over the polish.
 
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