Ladies . . . get your tits out here

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Enough, now I know how JAJ gets his pants tailored! Ladies, your tits are needed here.
 
Not as bad as burning your ass. I did a couple months ago and had to sit for hours on a plane. Not fun. I still have tan lines from it, but now it's like white and "ultra white."

hahaha... I burned my neck and shoulders then had to fly... and I thought that was bad. I can't imagine a burned bum.
 
hahaha... I burned my neck and shoulders then had to fly... and I thought that was bad. I can't imagine a burned bum.

I snorkeled all day. I had sunblock on, but once I was in the water I didn't give it a second thought. It was baaaaaad. Then I got drunk and kept singing a parody to Alicia Keys' "Girl On Fire," but made it "My ass is on fireeeee."
 
I snorkeled all day. I had sunblock on, but once I was in the water I didn't give it a second thought. It was baaaaaad. Then I got drunk and kept singing a parody to Alicia Keys' "Girl On Fire," but made it "My ass is on fireeeee."

hahahahaha.. did you at least get to board the plane early?
 
hahahahaha.. did you at least get to board the plane early?

Oh no. We were in Puerto Rico coming back to the states. It was a long day. That's just the worst sunburn I think I've had and the location made it even more memorable.

Also, when the sunburn began to heal, it itched. So I went back to work wanting my ass scratched all day. :(
 
Oh no. We were in Puerto Rico coming back to the states. It was a long day. That's just the worst sunburn I think I've had and the location made it even more memorable.

Also, when the sunburn began to heal, it itched. So I went back to work wanting my ass scratched all day. :(

wow... what a story.

did you at least learn your lesson?
 
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