Ladies . . . get your tits out here

[Fata Morgana]

hahahaha - our american cousins might not know that reference - but it so works

I know there's only you that would find that funny!

 

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[Fata Morgana]

All is quiet again.

It's like my tit is dipped in Prozac.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Prepare to go to Oslo - Nobel Peace Prize coming your way, I'm sure (to be sure).

 

[butters]

All is quiet again.

It's like my tit is dipped in Prozac.

keep it on standby...

i rather think it possesses that mesmerising quality gentlemen relish

 

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[butters]

Hopefully, it's the calm before the tit storm.


I've got a huge map of the world in my office. I'm trying to figure out a way to get a thank you pic of my tit touching England.

My dog doesn't have thumbs.

Oh,

to be a fly on the wall if someone walks in during this

 

[islandman]

gentlemen relish

That's a new one.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I will indeed. It's like settling a pack of unruly hounds by opening a packet of beef jerky.

Beefy Prozac Tits signing out. Begorrah.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hopefully, it's the calm before the tit storm.


I've got a huge map of the world in my office. I'm trying to figure out a way to get a thank you pic of my tit touching England.

My dog doesn't have thumbs.

Oh,

I swooned a bit.

 

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[pete]

All is quiet again.

It's like my tit is dipped in Prozac.

holy crap, did i miss it??

 

[Fata Morgana]

Lol.


"uhm, what are you doing with your shirt off with a hard on next to England?"





I ba I ba I ba...................I was showing the dog where English Bulldogs come from.

Get it right in the middle or else I won't feel the benefit.

 

[Fata Morgana]

holy crap, did i miss it??

Ya did me ole mucker. She's away for the night now.

 

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[Fata Morgana]

Think I'm not trying..........

If you get a bit on Derbyshire that's fine, I spend a lot of time there.

 

[mark197205]

Bollocks.

He's like the shopkeeper from Mr Benn.

As if by magic..

 

[Fata Morgana]

As if by magic..

I actually do have him on my desk at work!

 

[mark197205]

I know there's only you that would find that funny!

I did too.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I actually do have him on my desk at work!

Oh to clarify. I have the shopkeeper from Mr Benn on my desk at work. Not JackAssJim.

 

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[mark197205]

I actually do have him on my desk at work!

I want to have you on your desk at work, Mr Benn can watch.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want to have you on your desk at work, Mr Benn can watch.

It would be another thing on the long list of things my boss has to bollock me for.

 

[butters]

That's a new one.

not exactly

Oh to clarify. I have the shopkeeper from Mr Benn on my desk at work. Not JackAssJim.

pics!

I want to have you on your desk at work, Mr Benn can watch.

filthy pervert!