Ladies . . . get your tits out here

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If you smack them around a bit, lazy tits become very attentive.

That's my experience. YMMV.
Normally enticing advice, but they're feeling particularly tender today.
After seeing all the tits since my last post, my boob has decided to go into the witness protection program. It also wants a pina colada?????:confused:
Ha! Love the disguise. Hmm, I'll have to think of a costume ...
Boobs hidden under ice.
Oh, that's stunning.
 
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Your boobs are bedazzling just the way they are. I want to see the one that went poof.


Awww..:kiss:


You should.

I'm gonna! I hope I don't need the hot glue gun.


Normally enticing advice, but they're feeling particularly tender today.

Ha! Love the disguise. Hmm, I'll have to think of a costume ...

Oh, that's stunning.

Thank you, lovely.

Mine are behaving, momentarily
Cable guy has been here all morning

Did he hook you up? :cool:
 
who's gonna be the first to do

a: Hitlerboob

b: Jedward (a double boob shot)

c: Prince


?


:cool:
 
panda-boob

raccon-boob

the snowman

cyclops



i could do this for hours. just so you know. :cool:
 
I was just saying I ain't got nothing to dress up the bewb with.

Where would I get supplies? Michaels?
 
I was just saying I ain't got nothing to dress up the bewb with.

Where would I get supplies? Michaels?

don't be a wuss - make-up, wool, kitchen/food stuff,

ooh ooh! do the tin man! get a funnel and cover it in tinfoil for starters :D
 
Damn, Jessica. I know this is a boob thread and all, but you still have absolutely outstanding legs.
 
I'm against disguising boobs. But they're your tits, not mine.
 
seems only tryharder and i share the same sillybone over the incognito boobs. ah well, amused for a time :D
 
Where are your incognito boobs? I think everyone would recognize your tata's though.

difficult right now, with the two sons mooching about and inning and outing my room. why do they do that? yanno, actually want to talk to me about stuff? :D anyone'd think i was their mother :rolleyes:

i plan on taking part, though, it'll be funny. i'm thinking oliver hardy might work :D
 
difficult right now, with the two sons mooching about and inning and outing my room. why do they do that? yanno, actually want to talk to me about stuff? :D anyone'd think i was their mother :rolleyes:

i plan on taking part, though, it'll be funny. i'm thinking oliver hardy might work :D

I have two daughters, but they have boys sniffing around. I was thinking of taking some pictures, but not when their "friends" are out and about, playing video games with them. At least one of them can cook, made lunch for us.
 
I have two daughters, but they have boys sniffing around. I was thinking of taking some pictures, but not when their "friends" are out and about, playing video games with them. At least one of them can cook, made lunch for us.

privacy comes at a premium when you have children :D

it's good he can cook - is he earning brownie points?
 
privacy comes at a premium when you have children :D

it's good he can cook - is he earning brownie points?

Oh I know all about the lack of privacy. Thankfully I have time when I can be alone.

Yes, major brownie points, made grilled cheese, with bacon AND ham AND tomato. The other one went and picked up bags of chips.
 
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