The Last Thing You Thought...

[Scuttle Buttin']

It is just so incredibly random. Which is probably a surprise to no one, but just looking at the variety in the last few messages alone, it seems like those things should not be coexisting in the same place.

 

[DeevaLicious]

LT- I'm wanting to sneak a peek into some gentlemen's inbox's. Just for research purposes of course.

 

[Noon_Shadow]

LT- I'm wanting to sneak a peek into some gentlemen's inbox's. Just for research purposes of course.

You should at least buy a guy a drink first, of course. Nods.

 

[DeevaLicious]

You should at least buy a guy a drink first, of course. Nods.

thinks about it for a moment

Hmm...I suppose I could do that.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

LT- I'm wanting to sneak a peek into some gentlemen's inbox's. Just for research purposes of course.

You can't look directly at it, though. It'll cause... I don't know.

Night blindness or something.



Edit: It causes Rickets!

 

[Miss_Vivi]

I pm'd Scuttle.

This accounts for the random.
Wait. For every person who PM's scuttle right now, I'll give you kisses.

Go!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I pm'd Scuttle.

This accounts for the random.
Wait. For every person who PM's scuttle right now, I'll give you kisses.

Go!

How sad are you going to be if I get nothing?

 

[DeevaLicious]

You can't look directly at it, though. It'll cause... I don't know.

Night blindness or something.



Edit: It causes Rickets!

Your inbox must really be crazy if it causes Rickets. If I were you, I'd stop looking in there...scary place.

nods

 

[Miss_Vivi]

How sad are you going to be if I get nothing?

shrugs

I won't be.
I'll kiss you instead.
Poor, poor man. Having to get kisses from me.

And hey Noon!
sticks her tongue out at him, wiggles her bottom and dances off

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Your inbox must really be crazy if it causes Rickets. If I were you, I'd stop looking in there...scary place.

nods

I've managed, through some rather intense and complicated procedures, to get it from scurvy to rickets, but getting it from there is proving to be far more difficult.


If I could get it down to just causing night blindness, I'd be happy.







I officially have no idea what the hell I'm talking about anymore.

 

[Nina327]

In honor of allergy season... My phone now sneezes when someone texts me.

It also screams when some people call, gives me red alert from Bridge, howls when Luna calls, laughs, giggles, and gives me power-ups.


-gasp-





I need Dr Who sounds..... I want my phone to say EXTERMINATE... when my ex calls.

 

[DeevaLicious]

I've managed, through some rather intense and complicated procedures, to get it from scurvy to rickets, but getting it from there is proving to be far more difficult.


If I could get it down to just causing night blindness, I'd be happy.







I officially have no idea what the hell I'm talking about anymore.

nods sagely

At least you had some improvements. Well, if going from scurvy to rickets is an improvement that is.

Either way, I think I've changed my mind about peeking there.

I've no idea what you're talking about either, but I find you amusing anyways. winks

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

nods sagely

At least you had some improvements. Well, if going from scurvy to rickets is an improvement that is.

Either way, I think I've changed my mind about peeking there.

I've no idea what you're talking about either, but I find you amusing anyways. winks

I figure it is! Scurvy sounds way more frightening than rickets... which sounds like a card game or something.

But you just have to know where to look! Though there are a few places that will cause you to do your best impression of that guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark...


The ability to play along is an undervalued and far too rare of a skill. For serious.


Super cereal?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I pm'd Scuttle.

This accounts for the random.
Wait. For every person who PM's scuttle right now, I'll give you kisses.

Go!

I gave it plenty of time, but there were no PM's!

No kisses from you for anyone else!

 

[Britwitch]

I gave it plenty of time, but there were no PM's!

No kisses from you for anyone else!

runs in

kisses hard

runs out, giggling

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

runs in

kisses hard

runs out, giggling

*laughs, swaying a bit on his feet*

If I would've known those were the magic words to get freckles to do that, I would've said them long ago.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

I gave it plenty of time, but there were no PM's!

No kisses from you for anyone else!

Guess I have to kiss you Daddy.

licks his cheek instead

You like it wet.

runs in

kisses hard

runs out, giggling

stomps

I want one!

 

[DeevaLicious]

I figure it is! Scurvy sounds way more frightening than rickets... which sounds like a card game or something.

But you just have to know where to look! Though there are a few places that will cause you to do your best impression of that guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark...


The ability to play along is an undervalued and far too rare of a skill. For serious.


Super cereal?

I very nearly sent you a pm just for kicks. But the whole scurvy thing scared me off. If I'd have known it was possible to come out with the skill of impressions I might have done it just for that.

Though it would be more interesting to receive some sort of super power instead. Or at least the ability to call forth the Go Go Gadget 'Copter or something.

For real. No joke.

 

[Britwitch]

Guess I have to kiss you Daddy.

licks his cheek instead

You like it wet.



stomps

I want one!

skips back in

dips her and kisses her soundly

stands her back up, kisses the end of her nose

skips back out and into the madness

 

[Miss_Vivi]

skips back in

dips her and kisses her soundly

stands her back up, kisses the end of her nose

skips back out and into the madness

Stands woozily, looks over at Daddy, looks after her sister, looks at him again.

She's a better kisser and pressing boobs together... sighs happily

Goes tearing after her sister, leaving him standing there.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I very nearly sent you a pm just for kicks. But the whole scurvy thing scared me off. If I'd have known it was possible to come out with the skill of impressions I might have done it just for that.

Though it would be more interesting to receive some sort of super power instead. Or at least the ability to call forth the Go Go Gadget 'Copter or something.

For real. No joke.

There have been rumors that venturing into such territories has given people the ability to climb the walls... or at least that's what I assume they meant by that... but as I said, they are merely rumors and I can neither confirm nor deny them.

 

[DeevaLicious]

There have been rumors that venturing into such territories has given people the ability to climb the walls... or at least that's what I assume they meant by that... but as I said, they are merely rumors and I can neither confirm nor deny them.

arches her eyebrow and taps a finger to her bottom lip

Very...interesting. If you should ever see such a thing happen, do tell, will you? That might be worth the risk.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

arches her eyebrow and taps a finger to her bottom lip

Very...interesting. If you should ever see such a thing happen, do tell, will you? That might be worth the risk.

Tell? I would never!

What good is a question if it is simply confirmed or denied?

 

[DeevaLicious]

Tell? I would never!

What good is a question if it is simply confirmed or denied?

sighs

It was worth a try!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

sighs

It was worth a try!

And a valiant one!

But still, as they say in France... Le failure!*








*I have no idea if they say that in France, or if that's even remotely close to French.