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Y'all hush and just get in here. The weather's nice, the stars are pretty, and the water is very warm.

I'm so relaxed right now from the amount of bourbon I've had, I don't care what you call me.
 
Chaingun said:
Y'all hush and just get in here. The weather's nice, the stars are pretty, and the water is very warm.

I'm so relaxed right now from the amount of bourbon I've had, I don't care what you call me.
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You're not gonna get seasick or anything are you? *sniffs* Did you put some of the peppermint schnapps in the hot tub, too, or is that wafting in from the moat?? It's kinda nice. :p
 
Ellafun said:
You're not gonna get seasick or anything are you? *sniffs* Did you put some of the peppermint schnapps in the hot tub, too, or is that wafting in from the moat?? It's kinda nice. :p
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I think that it's coming off the moat.

And ten extra points for the Caddyshack reference.


"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."
 
*jumps into the hot-tub... attempts to do the sexy duck-under-the-water-and-come-up-lookin-all-hot-with-your-hair-slicked-back-thing but only succeeds in inhaling some water and collapsing in a fit of coughing giggles, wet hair in my eyes*
 
PlayfulLittle1 said:
*jumps into the hot-tub... attempts to do the sexy duck-under-the-water-and-come-up-lookin-all-hot-with-your-hair-slicked-back-thing but only succeeds in inhaling some water and collapsing in a fit of coughing giggles, wet hair in my eyes*
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*performs a Heimlich maneuver, just in case...*
 
Chaingun said:
I think that it's coming off the moat.

And ten extra points for the Caddyshack reference.


"Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch."
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Hey, one more movie reference and I shall have a hat trick. Pepper's gonna need a new pair of shorts!

PlayfulLittle1 said:
*jumps into the hot-tub... attempts to do the sexy duck-under-the-water-and-come-up-lookin-all-hot-with-your-hair-slicked-back-thing but only succeeds in inhaling some water and collapsing in a fit of coughing giggles, wet hair in my eyes*
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You dork...I told you to wear your water wings!!!
 
Y'all be careful. I'm "brittle" in a certain area right now and all that squishing and thrashing around in the tub makes me nervous for Little Dave.
 
Chaingun said:
Y'all be careful. I'm "brittle" in a certain area right now and all that squishing and thrashing around in the tub makes me nervous for Little Dave.
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*chuckles* I'm certain Little Dave has no reason to fear. Besides, I think things have calmed down a little. I'll behave, I'm a good girl.:cattail:

Not that anyone believes me....:rolleyes:
 
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