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Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens
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Haha, that is awesome!!!
Argh. Rotten Lego Michael Jackson! I swear, that dude will not die!
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Hey that's serious stuff missy. You're gonna get a spanking if you don't respect the seriousness on the situation they represent.
Oh my. If you're going to start spanking the other girls, I think there's a job I might not mind giving up. As long as I watch the proceedings.
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Glad you're happy.
I try to always be happy.
I think it's the only job around here I'm good at!
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I try to always be happy.
I think it's the only job around here I'm good at!
I believe you are far more useful than you believe you are.
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Ummm.... *head tilted thoughtfully*
I think studies have shown that petting kittens lowers blood pressure?
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Ummm.... *head tilted thoughtfully*
I think studies have shown that petting kittens lowers blood pressure?
And raises other things...?
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Unfortunately, I understand that kittens don't like to be wet.
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And you're expecting me to fall within to the confines of "normal" or "standard" in my preferences suddenly? *teasing grin*
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Not sure yet. Antsy and restless and nothing is keeping my attention for very long. *dramatic sigh*
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I'd offer you a ball of yarn to bat around, but I'm afraid you would take that as an insult. Are you ok?
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*laughs* I'm nearly impossible to insult, sweets. Yes, I'm fine. Just looking for stuff I'm not finding. As is usually the case I suppose.
One could argue that I'm just looking in the wrong places.
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Standards too high?
Or are the offerings not good enough?
I like that you're not able to settle. It'll keep you moving and when you do find it...you'll know that you deserve it so much more.
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Smaller scale that what I think you might be imagining, and sort of the opposite. *shrugs* I'm not looking for much. The closest I can come to explaining is it's like trying to find dirt in a box full of diamonds. Which makes me seem ungrateful, but... I guess I just know what I want.
Yeah, I shouldn't be trying to post when I'm tired. It's my curfew, I need to go to bed. G'night sweetheart. Thank you for always being so nice to me.
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DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE! We should totally paint the cows like this! Then they'd totally fit in to the landscape. *gigglefit*
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Heehee!
Except... I think everything is on sale these days. *teasing grin*
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Hey! I can supply the drinks. I own a bar after all.
The closest I can come to explaining is it's like trying to find dirt in a box full of diamonds. Which makes me seem ungrateful, but... I guess I just know what I want.
Yeah, I shouldn't be trying to post when I'm tired. It's my curfew, I need to go to bed. G'night sweetheart. Thank you for always being so nice to me.
But dirt is so much more useful than diamonds.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I seek shelter. If let in I shall defend this refuge with my axe and with a steely determination forged from hacking away at those nasty arse zombies.
What say you people?
What say you people?
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The closest I can come to explaining is it's like trying to find dirt in a box full of diamonds. Which makes me seem ungrateful, but... I guess I just know what I want.
Yeah, I shouldn't be trying to post when I'm tired. It's my curfew, I need to go to bed. G'night sweetheart. Thank you for always being so nice to me.
Nice is the only way to treat you. You're lovely, friendly, sweet, beautiful, and smart. You don't seem to have a cross word in your for anyone. And I know you deserve more than what you are receiving, so you know I'm rooting for you to find it.
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DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE! We should totally paint the cows like this! Then they'd totally fit in to the landscape. *gigglefit*
Holy shit that is awesome. I have a buddy in WV that washed one of his cows with an animal shampoo mixed with pink colorant and that cow is funny as hell!
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That is incredible! We need more of that!!!
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