Tio_Narratore
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knickers in a twist
Hi, Tio
Chubby Checker
Twisting time is here!
Everybody's Twistin'
I learned to twist in a Force 10 in the Great Australian Bight.
I was useless at it if the floor stayed still.
Let's Dance (Chris Montez)
Good Golly miss Molly.
Miss Otis Regrets (She's Unable to Lunch Today)
'Lo Sugar
Tea for two.
(Poor Miss Otis - missing her lunch on top of everything else!)
"Tea for two and two for tea;
A horse for you and a monkey for me;
Euphoria and ecstacy, alone together..."
Horses and monkeys! sounds most unsuitable for Literotica
Makes me think of the tinned Unicorn meat! the piccie of which I've uploaded into spam threads so often that Amazon have started sending me personal emails suggesting I bloody well buy the stuff, along with a Star Trek doorchime and Cupcake toothpaste. Should I be worried?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41K5IsU0nbL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
Just say no to drugs.
LOL. I feel a bit like that! Unicorn meat, Star Trek and cupcake toothpaste. Unfortunately they are all things I post about on here. Mmmmm, what are Amazon up to? They are getting as bad as Facebook! Remember that time I posted the piccie of two grannies on a protest march with a sign saying "F*ck the police", and I got an advert in 10 minutes for Single Police Officers in my area, ROFLOL!
Mother's Little Helper, Rolling Stones.
(A good woman should be kept in the kitchen, and allowed no relief of boredom, not even chemical)
M.A.R.S.
(MILFs against Rolling Stones)
David Bowie Life on Mars.
What kind of MILF would not be driving freely about playing Rolling Stones tracks on her car stereo? You don't think we go about barefoot and pregnant, do you? MILFdom requires serious footwear! LOL
(You've listened to the lyrics? Mother's Little Helper is a frightful denunciation of feminism for 'mothers.' For the Stones, it seemed that only single girls should have fun; once you were married and a mother, it was all family duty. Hell, you tell me what's wrong with a frozen steak. Obviously any intelligent woman chained to a life of domestic drudgery would look for a little pill to help her get through the day's crap, and the Stones would deny her even that. But I guess drugs were ok for the fellas and their birds, eh? I'd sooner see putanesca sauce on the table than the life the Stones thought appropriate for a mother!)
Bowie Knife
LOL, the pills were being slipped to the blokes to keep them quiet during that era. You are very serious today, Tio mio!
Swiss army knife.
LOL, the pills were being slipped to the blokes to keep them quiet during that era. You are very serious today, Tio mio!
Swiss army knife.
(MLH always sets me off; found it incredibly insulting to women when it first came out. Thought it was worse than anything mainstream pop ever posed for the ladies.)
Multi-tasking
(probably started with the SAK - gets the jobs done, sort of - nothing like being able to do a dozen things poorly at the same time, if you ask me. Why do it well when you can do it with mediocrity...)
Multiple Choice!
I think of MLH as an anthropological depiction of what was happening in most homes, critically informed.