The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[slyc_willie]

But the resulting hand-made bookcase is out of kilter.



I put in a 45 line Gutenberg Bible

And you get back 45 born-agains doing lines while swearing they are experience the Rapture.

I put in a copy of the Rig Veda . . . .

 

[Saxon_Hart]

And you get back 45 born-agains doing lines while swearing they are experience the Rapture.

I put in a copy of the Rig Veda . . . .

And a confused crowd is standing there shouting for Iron Butterfly.


I put in Led Zeppelin.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And a confused crowd is standing there shouting for Iron Butterfly.


I put in Led Zeppelin.

and you get Stairway to Gilligan's Island.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCYLbFxTpI

I put in a bathroom on the right...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and you get Stairway to Gilligan's Island.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCYLbFxTpI

I put in a bathroom on the right...

But the toddlers have plugged the commode by flushing everything in sight,


I put in Mr. Clean.

 

[Handley_Page]

But the toddlers have plugged the commode by flushing everything in sight,

I put in Mr. Clean.

but he doesn't


I put in Mr Safe

 

[Saxon_Hart]

but he doesn't


I put in Mr Safe

But he isn't.


I put in Mr. T.

 

[Handley_Page]

But he isn't.


I put in Mr. T.

but he's drinking Coffee


I put in a pint of good beer

 

[Noor]

but he's drinking Coffee


I put in a pint of good beer

and you get beef stew

I put in a fry up

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and you get beef stew

I put in a fry up

And you get cholesterol medication.


I put in Richard Simmons.

 

[Handley_Page]

And you get cholesterol medication.


I put in Richard Simmons.

and you get an injured PTI.


I put in a roller-skate

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and you get an injured PTI.


I put in a roller-skate

But a pair of skates is required for street hockey.


I put in a pair of skis.

 

[PinkPeep]

But a pair of skates is required for street hockey.


I put in a pair of skis.

and you get a ticket to mountain snow.

I put in the last of the easter candy...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and you get a ticket to mountain snow.

I put in the last of the easter candy...

And the miser down the street hoards it for Halloween.



I put in left over trick-or-treating loot.

 

[Handley_Page]

And the miser down the street hoards it for Halloween.


I put in left over trick-or-treating loot.

and it melts into a load of sticky goo.


I put in a Dictionary

 

[PinkPeep]

and it melts into a load of sticky goo.


I put in a Dictionary

and You get a cheerleading squad spouting incongrueties.

I put in a spell-check...

 

[Handley_Page]

and You get a cheerleading squad spouting incongrueties.

I put in a spell-check...

but it's in Swahili


I put in a page marker

 

[Noor]

but it's in Swahili


I put in a page marker

and you get a friend who can't seem to get herself dressed

I put in some jelly beans

 

[PinkPeep]

and you get a friend who can't seem to get herself dressed

I put in some jelly beans

and you get the easter bunny in the off season....

I put in David Tennant...

 

[NekoParks]

and you get the easter bunny in the off season....

I put in David Tennant...

and you get People Magazine's Sexiest Hamlet Alive....

I put in Tom Hiddleston...

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTEwNjE0Njg2MTReQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDEyODM1ODc@._V1._SY314_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

 

[PinkPeep]

and you get People Magazine's Sexiest Hamlet Alive....

I put in Tom Hiddleston...

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTEwNjE0Njg2MTReQTJeQWpwZ15BbWU3MDEyODM1ODc@._V1._SY314_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

and I got a broken picture.... (your http thing didn't work for me)

You get Tom Hiddleston rejection letter... in a Tardis...

I put in a sonic screwdriver...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I got a broken picture.... (your http thing didn't work for me)

You get Tom Hiddleston rejection letter... in a Tardis...

I put in a sonic screwdriver...

and, that's the first time that Sonic has served an alcholic beverage.

I put in a Shirely Temple.

 

[steve44uk]

and, that's the first time that Sonic has served an alcholic beverage.

I put in a Shirely Temple.

... but you can't resist torpedoing the Good Ship Lollipop.

I put in Das Boot...

 

[Handley_Page]

... but you can't resist torpedoing the Good Ship Lollipop.

I put in Das Boot...

But the base has been bombed.



I put in an enemy battleship.

 

[steve44uk]

But the base has been bombed.



I put in an enemy battleship.

... and you call the wrong square and get sunk instead.

I put in Anchors Aweigh...

 

[Noor]

... and you call the wrong square and get sunk instead.

I put in Anchors Aweigh...

and you get Jerry the cartoon mouse

I put in a beheaded dark chocolate Dove rabbit