Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

Someone should make mashed taters and gravy. I love that shit.

 

[stickygirl]

Since when have mashed spuds and gravy been side dishes? But since you've been out and wrestled that pig to the ground, butchered and smoked it then I guess that's fair enough... I suppose you want roast parsnips and jerusalem artichokes as well?!
Ice cream with strawberries to follow?

 

[thesweetsweetness]

How about some cream pie for dessert?

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

How about some cream pie for dessert?

*tries to look shocked*

*fails miserably*

 

[Chaingun]

LOL, I agree, mashed taters and gravy should be a main dish. In fact, I believe my blood type is gravy.

As far as parsnips and artichokes though, do what you want. None for me thanks. I'll definitely be interested in anything made out of potatoes though.


Cream pie? Really Ladies? We're working blue now?

 

[Chaingun]

Aww thanks PL Do you have security - I had to hand over my zombie-gun at the gate?

You, well, we...are the security. Don't give up your firearms. Ever.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

LOL, I agree, mashed taters and gravy should be a main dish. In fact, I believe my blood type is gravy.

As far as parsnips and artichokes though, do what you want. None for me thanks. I'll definitely be interested in anything made out of potatoes though.


Cream pie? Really Ladies? We're working blue now?

You say it like it is unexpected, or a problem.

 

[Chaingun]

You say it like it is unexpected, or a problem.

I expect that from Ella. She's so dirty minded. But you two? Tsk, tsk.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I expect that from Ella. She's so dirty minded. But you two? Tsk, tsk.

Maybe it's her delightful influence and guidance rubbing off. We make good students.

 

[Chaingun]

Maybe it's her delightful influence and guidance rubbing off. We make good students.

You're a good pet.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

You're a good pet.

 

[Ellafun]

I expect that from Ella. She's so dirty minded. But you two? Tsk, tsk.

'scuse me??? What was that??
I am not dirty minded. I am a product of my current environment.

If you move, I will molest you. Done.

 

[Chaingun]

'scuse me??? What was that??
I am not dirty minded. I am a product of my current environment.

If you move, I will molest you. Done.

So, I'm not supposed to move now? Oh, wait, I get it. You want to molest me, don't you?

 

[Chaingun]

Good kitty.

 

[Ellafun]

So, I'm not supposed to move now? Oh, wait, I get it. You want to molest me, don't you?

P-R-E-D-I-C-T-A-B-L-E

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Good kitty.

*wiggles slightly, holds my tongue. watches the grownups talk, head turning back and forth like a tennis match*

 

[Chaingun]

*wiggles slightly, holds my tongue. watches the grownups talk, head turning back and forth like a tennis match*

Where do you see grownups?

I'm Peter fucking Pan with an automatic weapon, a burning desire to kill the undead, and a craving to capture all remaining women in the world for my pirate ship/bunker.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Where do you see grownups?

I'm Peter fucking Pan with an automatic weapon, a burning desire to kill the undead, and a craving to capture all remaining women in the world for my pirate ship/bunker.

Capture? *brows up*

 

[Chaingun]

Capture? *brows up*

Errr, I mis-spoke.

I mean, "invite to come live with me in peace and safety for as long as they want."

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Errr, I mis-spoke.

I mean, "invite to come live with me in peace and safety for as long as they want."

Oh.

Pity.

Capture sounded more interesting.

 

[Chaingun]

Oh.

Pity.

Capture sounded more interesting.

As long as you believe that you are free to leave at any time, my evil plan is working.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

As long as you believe that you are free to leave at any time, my evil plan is working.

*snicker* That just makes me want to try to "escape."

But I'm just in a bit of a mood, don't mind me.

 

[Chaingun]

*snicker* That just makes me want to try to "escape."

But I'm just in a bit of a mood, don't mind me.

I cannot believe you would give up the place where your ears get scratched so often and you are treated like a cherished pet.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I cannot believe you would give up the place where your ears get scratched so often and you are treated like a cherished pet.

*internal battle*

*brain overheats*

*steam released as soft sigh*

You win.

 

[Chaingun]

*internal battle*

*brain overheats*

*steam released as soft sigh*

You win.

I had every intention of winning, Little One. I always do.