How stupid are Floridians?

[phrodeau]

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/04/florida-djs-april-fools-water-joke/63798/

Florida country radio morning-show hosts Val St. John and Scott Fish are currently serving indefinite suspensions and possibly worse over a successful April Fools' Day prank. They told their listeners that "dihydrogen monoxide" was coming out of the taps throughout the Fort Myers area. Dihydrogen monoxide is water.

The popular deejays are mainly in all this trouble (potentially of a felony level) because their listeners panicked so much — about the molecular makeup of their drinking water, however unwittingly — that Lee County utility officials had to issue a county-wide statement calming the fears of chemistry challenged Floridians.

 

[Sean]

Um, what could they be charged with? Telling morons that water comes out of a tap is a felony in the US?

 

[pointless]

having known a few floridians personally i believe i can safely say that the answer to your question is pretty fucking.

 

[pointless]

also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The average temperature is like 72 degrees. What a bunch of dummies.

 

[pointless]

huh. you really are bert. alright then.

 

[Squibbs]

also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw

That's great! haha

I mean,....

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Squibbs]

huh. you really are bert. alright then.

I had to view post.

I say it's blob, but whoever it is, they're an idiot.

 

[pointless]

i don't know (or care), but that post was very bertish.

 

[Squibbs]

Whoever it is, they probably live in Florida.

 

[bronzeage]

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2013/04/florida-djs-april-fools-water-joke/63798/

Put this in the "fuck'em if they can't take a joke" file and require two semester credits in chemistry to graduate high school in Florida.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No state income tax. The idiots.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

They should follow up w/a guest DJ telling them chlorine was added to tap water to kill waterborne pathogens detected.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I blame air conditioning. The average IQ in Florida dropped 25 points after air conditioning came along. AC makes it possible for all the NY numnutz to thrive here in the summer.

 

[dolf]

Um, what could they be charged with? Telling morons that water comes out of a tap is a felony in the US?

that was what i was wondering.

charged with using long words?

 

[Xstatic]

What could the DJs be charged with?

Probably some version or variation of "inciting a riot" or some such nonsense... when you can sue a fast food restaurant for making you fat, you can sue anyone for anything - and boy, does THAT strike fear in my heart!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

One of the smartest people it has ever been my pleasure to know lives in Florida.


People listen to commercial radio all over.


Who with any sense does that?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How stupid are Liberals?


They bought into the CO2 scare...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Floridians have no income to tax. Social Security and Disability and SSI and WELFARE aren't taxable. Duh.

Yuh got mom and dad on social security, sis collects afdc, and sonny gets disability.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I don't like the humidity. Other than that, Florida is a place, like most others.

 

[phrodeau]

Now they have helped elect a man who will watch them sink into the ocean and do nothing about the cause.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Now they have helped elect a man who will watch them sink into the ocean and do nothing about the cause.

maybe that wall could come in handy there bro.

Stew

 

[JohnnySavage]

maybe that wall could come in handy there bro.

Stew

Cuba will pay for it, Bro!

Johnny

 

[phrodeau]

maybe that wall could come in handy there bro.

Stew

There's an idea. A wall across Florida's northern border.

Have you seen Florida's flag? It's a red X.

 

[contrifan32]

maybe that wall could come in handy there bro.

Stew

Only if you are on the right side of it bro