The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[steve44uk]

but you get Brian Greene explaining Superstring Theory...

http://www.ted.com/talks/brian_greene_on_string_theory.html

I put in de Broglie Wavelength...

... and Schrödinger's cat comes and sits on your keyboard.

I put in a sliver of blue sky...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

... and Schrödinger's cat comes and sits on your keyboard.

I put in a sliver of blue sky...

But while the optimists are looking at it the pessimists are getting rained on.


I put in a glimmer of hope.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But while the optimists are looking at it the pessimists are getting rained on.


I put in a glimmer of hope.

and you get to the end of the tunnel.

I put in a large Hadron collider...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get to the end of the tunnel.

I put in a large Hadron collider...

But the Insurance Industry declines to under-right it.



I put in a book on science

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But the Insurance Industry declines to under-right it.



I put in a book on science

and you give 15 to 1 odds.

I put in Nikola Tesla's tout sheet...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you give 15 to 1 odds.

I put in Nikola Tesla's tout sheet...

But the lightning flash expired


I put in a van der Graf generator

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But the lightning flash expired


I put in a van der Graf generator

and you get an infinite graf.

I put in Steffie...

 

[stickygirl]

and you get an infinite graf.

I put in Steffie...

But she comes out Floppy

I put in a heifer with soft brown eyes

 

[NekoParks]

But she comes out Floppy

I put in a heifer with soft brown eyes

and you get a Van Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl" or a glass of chocolate milk...

I put in a German Augustinian friar fascinated by pea plants...

 

[stickygirl]

and you get a Van Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl" or a glass of chocolate milk...

I put in a German Augustinian friar fascinated by pea plants...

Really???!!!
But you'd get... ummm......
The Von Trapp family singing "High on a hill..."

I put in a Viennese Waltz and a silk ballgown

 

[NekoParks]

Really???!!!
But you'd get... ummm......
The Von Trapp family singing "High on a hill..."

I put in a Viennese Waltz and a silk ballgown

and you get My Fair Lady.

I put in a glass slipper and anxious prince...

 

[stickygirl]

and you get My Fair Lady.

I put in a glass slipper and anxious prince...

and you get a frog in a bottle

I put in a fresh pair of eyes and a telescope

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a frog in a bottle

I put in a fresh pair of eyes and a telescope

but the telescope dopes not focus
remember Hubble?


I put in a COSTAR corrector

 

[Noor]

but the telescope dopes not focus
remember Hubble?


I put in a COSTAR corrector

and you get gamma rays

I put in a pulsar

 

[NekoParks]

and you get gamma rays

I put in a pulsar

and you get a natural atomic clock...

I put in nebula...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a natural atomic clock...

I put in nebula...

but it is rather unclear.



I put in a telephone

 

[Saxon_Hart]

but it is rather unclear.



I put in a telephone

And Alexander Graham Bell calls and asks if your refrigerator is running.


I put in a satellite phone.

 

[Handley_Page]

And Alexander Graham Bell calls and asks if your refrigerator is running.


I put in a satellite phone.

but your call is diverted to the Mars Rover




I put in a spare tyre for 'Curiosity'.

 

[steve44uk]

but your call is diverted to the Mars Rover




I put in a spare tyre for 'Curiosity'.

... but it skids when it discovers water.

I put in Olympus Mons...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

... but it skids when it discovers water.

I put in Olympus Mons...

And several knowledgeable(ish) teens giggle over the word mons.


I put in A giant step for mankind.

 

[steve44uk]

And several knowledgeable(ish) teens giggle over the word mons.


I put in A giant step for mankind.

... but you get a defective pair of thousand-league boots.

I put in Ashputtel's glass slipper...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

... but you get a defective pair of thousand-league boots.

I put in Ashputtel's glass slipper...

And Walt Disney rolls in his grave.


I put in a child's tale that Disney hasn't ruined...if I find one.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And Walt Disney rolls in his grave.


I put in a child's tale that Disney hasn't ruined...if I find one.

and you get Hanuman, the monkey prince.

I put in Pinocchio's "No Strings on Him" dance puppet dance...

 

[slyc_willie]

and you get Hanuman, the monkey prince.

I put in Pinocchio's "No Strings on Him" dance puppet dance...

And you get a bunch of ready-to-use kindling.

I put in an REO Speedwagon album . . . .

 

[Handley_Page]

And you get a bunch of ready-to-use kindling.

I put in an REO Speedwagon album . . . .

And it vanishes at high speed down the road




I put in a long & winding road