The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[SwitchMami]

and you get a satellite

I put in 50 feet of coaxial cable.

And the cable guy calls to say he's not coming til next week

I put in the Wicked Witch of the West's old broom....

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the cable guy calls to say he's not coming til next week

I put in the Wicked Witch of the West's old broom....

and the dungeon is swept free of cobwebs.

I put in a "Watch Out for Falling Houses" sign...

 

[slyc_willie]

and the dungeon is swept free of cobwebs.

I put in a "Watch Out for Falling Houses" sign...

And you get a punch of CG-created popped balloons from the movie "Up."

I put in a six-pack of dark German beer.

 

[SwitchMami]

and the dungeon is swept free of cobwebs.

I put in a "Watch Out for Falling Houses" sign...

And a group of wanna be Wiccans decide to try and summon their long long lost high priestess

I put in a dirty ashtray...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a punch of CG-created popped balloons from the movie "Up."

I put in a six-pack of dark German beer.

and you get a squad of dark Germans.

I put in a schwartzwalderkirschentorte...

 

[slyc_willie]

and you get a squad of dark Germans.

I put in a schwartzwalderkirschentorte...

And you get back a crazy doctor with a thing for very big guys.

(I'm assuming you were referencing Young Frankenstein)

I put in a sedative . . . .

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get back a crazy doctor with a thing for very big guys.

(I'm assuming you were referencing Young Frankenstein)

I put in a sedative . . . .

and the Black Forest Cherry Cake is more effective.

(either is ok...)

I put in a Frank 'N' Stein...

 

[Noor]

and the Black Forest Cherry Cake is more effective.

(either is ok...)

I put in a Frank 'N' Stein...

and you get Tim Curry

I put in an incredible garden

 

[slyc_willie]

and you get Tim Curry

I put in an incredible garden

And you get a cornucopia.

I put in a half-eaten apple.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get Tim Curry

I put in an incredible garden

and find yourself caught between good and evil.

I put in a garden gnome...

 

[NekoParks]

and find yourself caught between good and evil.

I put in a garden gnome...

and you get a free Travelocity tour...

I put in a stitch in time…

http://www.theskichannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/20100128_gnome.jpg

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and you get a free Travelocity tour...

I put in a stitch in time…

http://www.theskichannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/20100128_gnome.jpg

But you are forced to wear one of those veterinary cones to keep you from messing with that stitch.


I put in a cult of personality.

 

[Handley_Page]

But you are forced to wear one of those veterinary cones to keep you from messing with that stitch.


I put in a cult of personality.

Which, owing to a misprint, gets banned



I put in a small snow storm

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Which, owing to a misprint, gets banned



I put in a small snow storm

and you get back a blizzard.

I put in a late spring...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get back a blizzard.

I put in a late spring...

The funeral is next week.



I put in a glass of lemonade

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The funeral is next week.



I put in a glass of lemonade

and with it comes a promise of summer.

I put in a broken promise...

 

[Handley_Page]

and with it comes a promise of summer.

I put in a broken promise...

but we've got accustomed to them.



I put in a school bus

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but we've got accustomed to them.



I put in a school bus

and the wheels go 'round and 'round.

I put in a Mystery Tour...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the wheels go 'round and 'round.

I put in a Mystery Tour...

but the Beatles are playing elsewhere



I put in a BLue Meanie

 

[Saxon_Hart]

but the Beatles are playing elsewhere



I put in a BLue Meanie

But he runs away when given a purple nurple.


I put in a wet willy.

 

[NekoParks]

But he runs away when given a purple nurple.


I put in a wet willy.

and I would say your foreplay is very elementary...

I put in a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...

 

[Saxon_Hart]

and I would say your foreplay is very elementary...

I put in a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...

But the acid heads in the front row trip out and have to be escorted off of the premises.


I put in a 300 watt Marshall stack.

 

[NekoParks]

But the acid heads in the front row trip out and have to be escorted off of the premises.


I put in a 300 watt Marshall stack.

and you get beautiful guitar tones at any volume...

I put in Edge's guitar...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get beautiful guitar tones at any volume...

I put in Edge's guitar...

and you get Edgar's ukelele.

I put in an airy g-string...

 

[NekoParks]

and you get Edgar's ukelele.

I put in an airy g-string...

but you get Brian Greene explaining Superstring Theory...

http://www.ted.com/talks/brian_greene_on_string_theory.html

I put in de Broglie Wavelength...